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Goth rock bassist takes cannon to the crotch

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Otto Schimmelpenninck, bassist in Dutch goth rock band Delain, has revealed the full gory details of an unfortunate incident involving a streamer cannon connecting with his groin.

Whilst Delain performed in Birmingham last month, they were joined by an additional band member, Merel Bechtold, causing their usual stage positions to be jumbled. Little did he know, Otto was now standing in front of a large streamer cannon, cued up to blow during their song ‘The Gathering’. Lost in the moment, Otto failed to stand clear as the cannon fired, feeling a small explosion connecting with the back of his crotch at point blank range. In a detailed Facebook post, Otto reveals the nitty gritty of this sorry situation, and how he managed to finish the gig.

Having Merel on stage with us meant everyone just had to pay attention at the moment the streamers would shoot. In my enthusiasm, I did not pay attention, and happened to be VERY close when the streamer fired. It hit me from the back, in my genitals. Although pain was pretty bad right away, I was merely pissed off at myself for not paying attention. During the next song, pain got worse though, and I had the feeling I was bleeding. Pretty soon pain got to the point where I could barely stay conscious anymore, but for some reason I did manage to finish the show and even squeeze out some grunts!

Upon retiring back stage to take a closer look, Schimmelpennick discovered his “scrotum was the size of a big grapefruit” and was in a great deal of pain. “I was taken to the nearest hospital where I was finally operated around 8:30 in the morning.” He was then informed his left testicle had been ruptured, as well as some arteries, and lost more than 500 ml of blood from his scrotum during the operation.

Otto hopes to be fully recovered within six weeks to join Sabaton on their European tour. Their new album The Human Contradiction is out now on Napalm Records.

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Top 10 Metal and Punk Christmas gifts 2014

It’s that time of the year when every rock, metal and punk band try to out-do each other on the shit jumper front amongst a plethora of Christmas related accessories. Slayer won hands down in 2012 with their killer jumper, QOTSA took the honours in 2013, but here’s what 2014’s choices are looking like out there should you wish to jump on the festive band wagon.

10. Thrash stalwarts Megadeth have gone for an ‘Ugly Christmas’ look up for grabs for £26 here.

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9. Californian hardcore legends F.E.A.R want you to fuck christmas. We say drink More Beer.

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8. Dave Grohl’s Foo Fighters went for the Ginger Metal look for £19 here.

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7. Descendents want £64 for their double sided Christmas effort that you could go to college in anywhere.

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6. The Dead Kennedy’s wish you Happy Holidays from their Holiday in Cambodia for a cost of $24.95. Anarchy for sale.

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5. Metallica went for the classic bauble straight from Never Never land with Enter Santa. Available for $14.99.

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And there’s also this pretty sweater for $74.99.

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4. Black Metal fans have an option via Shredders who were behind that rad Wu Tang Christmas jumper. Cost = $79.99.

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3. Slayer top the pot yet again with this rad Beer Stein! You will have to search far and wide to get one though as they are sold out from their official site. Best gift ever.

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2. If there was an award for the best Christmas card of all time this takes it hands down! Especially for just £1.76.

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Or there’s always Reindeer Blood!

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1. Slayer then top 2014 with the best Christmas jumper of all time. All Hail! $90 well spent.

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Crushed Beaks

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‘Rising Sign’
Matilda Records

Even as a two-piece, London’s Crushed Beaks harboured a wide and expansive sound on record, now joined by Scott Bowley on bass duties, their chugging riffs sound mightier than ever before.

Let new single ‘Rising Sign’ set the standards – two and a half minutes of relentless chord bashing leaves your ears under severe tension, yet the sugared tones of Matthew Poile’s vocal cut through the mix with vigour, hurling his simple but sincere mantra into the foreground.

‘Rising Sign’ is taken from Crushed Beaks’ upcoming debut album Scatter, due for release on February 9th 2015 via the band’s own label, Matilda Records.

January Live Dates 2015

14th Leeds, Nation of Shopkeepers
16th Sheffield, Great Gatsby
17th Manchester, Kraak Gallery

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Sleater Kinney share brand new track

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Following the huge news of their 2015 reunion tour, Sleater Kiney have shared a brand new track online today. ‘Surface Envy’ is taken from their forthcoming No Cities To Love album, due for release January 19th 2015. Stream it here and scroll down for tour dates.

March 2015 Live Dates

23rd London, Roundhouse
24th Manchester, Albert Hall
25th Glasgow, O2 ABC 2
26th Dublin, Vicar Street

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Hookworms share new video for ‘Radio Tokyo’

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For the first time across their two album career, Hookworms materialise on our screens for a new music video, ‘Radio Tokyo’. The track is regarded amongst the band as the catalyst for their latest album The Hum, even though it was written way back, before the release of their debut LP, Pearl Mystic.

How Hookworms kept this adrenalized tune under their hats and away from the studio for so long is difficult to understand, but this throbbing noise machine is done justice today with a suitably nauseating visual to match the aural chaos.

Director Sam Wiehl explains, “the idea was to use multiple projectors to hit a series of transparent screens, creating an installation that the band played within, and to visually capture the energy of the track”. Where vocalist MJ adds, “making it made me feel kind of ill, but Sams projections are beautiful”.

In addition to the new clip, the band have also announced a string of live dates for 2015.

6th December – Cluny 2, Newcastle
28th February – Stereo, Glasgow
1st March – Sound Control, Manchester
21st March – Oval Space, London
22nd March – Rescue Rooms, Nottingham

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H Hawkline

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‘Moons In My Mirror’
Heavenly Recordings

H Hawkline (aka Huw Gwynfryn Evans) has just shared an irresistible piece of guitar pop from his forthoming Heavenly LP, In The Pink Of Condition.

‘Moons In My Mirror’ is three solid minutes of lazy, post-punk chord play, ringing true underneath Huw’s curious lyrical wit as he nods to Richard Brautigan and a just-turned-solo Paul McCartney as personal influences. But musically, ‘Moons In My Mirror’ cries out to our Television trained ears with gusto. Stream this perplexing pop below and look out for the full album on February 2nd 2015.

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Bonfire Nights

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‘Ego Death’
Bad Vibrations

How could you refuse four aussies decision to juxtapose their psychedelic rock music with old footage from Soul Train? Wonder no longer as Bonfire Nights arrive with their new single, ‘Ego Death’.

Despite their trivial visuals, Bonfire Night’s aural offerings are sincere and cocksure. An alchemic groove transpires as organs purr, harmonies soar and riffs cascade around your vulnerable ears. Naturally, ‘Ego Death’s cool tempo reaches a breaking point where it can plod no longer, switching to double time fuzz for a coda of space-rock-epic proportions.

Bonfire Nights release ‘Ego Death’ as part of a split 7” with Tripwires this December 8th via Bad Vibrations. Catch them at The Shacklewell Arms this month.

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King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

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I’m In Your Mind Fuzz
Heavenly Recordings

Ok, just checking, we’ve all got over guffawing about the band’s name, right? We can just listen to the music, yeah? Cool. And you know what lies beneath the surface belies the goofiness. Roger Daltrey could see for miles and miles, but if he was standing in the Australian outback, home-ish to King Gizzard & The you know the rest, he could see even further and let me tell you, he’d (probably) be psyched by I’m In Your Mind Fuzz. King Gizzard probably couldn’t give a XXXX (ask your rowdy dad).

Like Thee Oh Sees, once this locks into a groove it doesn’t let go, like a dingo with a steak in his molars, and it doesn’t get more John Dwyer than on the song ‘Am I In Heaven?’

It’s unorthodox to have a seven piece band, but unsurprising given the intense blast of sonic thrust, particularly on the first four songs which come on like a suite. There are no gaps, just movements, and unerring ones at that, I haven’t heard such an explosive first half to a record since Fits by White Denim. The songs hang together so well they even only have slight variations in the titles – ‘I’m In Your Mind’, ‘I’m Not In Your Mind’ and ‘I’m In Your Mind Fuzz’ only held apart by a thin layer of a song named ‘Cellophane’. They also have a sense of humour as their skittish diversion into ‘The Streets of Cairo’ (otherwise known as the Snake Charmer song) demonstrates with venomous aplomb.

After the desert storm come slower, more psychedelic tropes, still with an Eastern mystic charm – think Jonathan Richman ‘Egyptian Reggae’ meets Tame Impala, except this is less tame than an impala, more like a disturbed rattler. A latecomer to this year’s garage party, I’m In Your Mind Fuzz will definitely still be on the mind come the New Year no matter how fuzzy you’re feeling.

Nick Hutchings

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OFF! share video teaser starring Jack Black

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Hardcore luminaries OFF! have shared a brilliant YouTube teaser for their new music video, ‘Over Our Heads’. Notorius for a great cameo apperance, the band have previously inducted the talents of David Yow, Jack Grisham, Brian Posehn and many more for their music videos. Stream the OFFicial teaser below starring Jack Black and look out for the real deal on Decmber 3rd.

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Dave Grohl’s pre Foo Fighters demos revealed

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Dave Grohl‘s recent Sonic Highways documentary series has revealed an unheard, pre Foo Fighters demo tape entitled ‘Hooker On The Street’. Producer Barrett Jones, (Nirvana, Melvins, Pearl Jam) revealed the demo in the Seattle episode of Sonic Highways, also revealing that Grohl wrote over 40 songs throughout Nirvana’s final days.

Foo Fighters have just announced a stadium tour for 2015, which sees Iggy Pop accompanying the band as main support at all UK dates, let’s hope they play this one.