It’s that time of the year when every rock, metal and punk band try to out-do each other on the shit jumper front amongst a plethora of Christmas related accessories. Slayer won hands down in 2012 with their killer jumper, QOTSA took the honours in 2013, but here’s what 2014’s choices are looking like out there should you wish to jump on the festive band wagon.
10. Thrash stalwarts Megadeth have gone for an ‘Ugly Christmas’ look up for grabs for £26 here.
9. Californian hardcore legends F.E.A.R want you to fuck christmas. We say drink More Beer.
8. Dave Grohl’s Foo Fighters went for the Ginger Metal look for £19 here.
7. Descendents want £64 for their double sided Christmas effort that you could go to college in anywhere.
6. The Dead Kennedy’s wish you Happy Holidays from their Holiday in Cambodia for a cost of $24.95. Anarchy for sale.
5. Metallica went for the classic bauble straight from Never Never land with Enter Santa. Available for $14.99.
And there’s also this pretty sweater for $74.99.
4. Black Metal fans have an option via Shredders who were behind that rad Wu Tang Christmas jumper. Cost = $79.99.
3. Slayer top the pot yet again with this rad Beer Stein! You will have to search far and wide to get one though as they are sold out from their official site. Best gift ever.
2. If there was an award for the best Christmas card of all time this takes it hands down! Especially for just £1.76.
Or there’s always Reindeer Blood!
1. Slayer then top 2014 with the best Christmas jumper of all time. All Hail! $90 well spent.
