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Chilly Gonzales interview

Musician, rapper, comedian, film producer and pianist extraordinaire, Chilly Gonzales is a pretty solid candidate for one of the finest, most dedicated entertainers of our time. He was in London town to play at HMV’s Next Big Thing festival so we managed to take thirty minutes out of his busy schedule to talk to us on the phone about his latest album (one of our many favourite albums of 2010) and it’s film companion ‘Ivory Tower’, the rumoured beef between him and James Blake over the ‘Limit To Your Love‘ cover, why girls in normal clothes should be fixated upon and amongst other things what muppets would accompany him for a Broadway performance. You know, serious business.

Oh, and his upcoming orchestral rap album. Digest that notion for a second, then read on as he explains all…

Interview: Stanley

You were in London recently to perform at HMV’s Next Big Thing Festival and we were wondering about why you were selected for this considering you have been making music for over a decade?

Well, I’m a slow learner, it’s taken me this long! I guess it’s the phrase ‘Next Big Thing’: it’s a wonderful phrase obviously and who wouldn’t want to be considered as someone who is going to traverse? But the secret is, I didn’t really want to leave my bubble, to be totally honest. I had kind of built my own little planet, my own sort of universe that I could loom over. I’m a little bit more demanding of people who follow my career in that the more you pay attention to it the more you’ll enjoy it. If you look at it from afar, it’s not that rewarding and when you break into the mainstream the first thing you have to do is to shave off the rough edges and become more universally appealing in the way that people can identify with… and I don’t want people identifying with me to be honest. I want people to respect me and to do that I don’t need people to identify with me. I don’t want to shave off the rough edges as in order to be respected you also have to make people scared of you and that’s probably the part I wouldn’t want to give up.

You frequently describe yourself as an entertainer rather than a musician, which makes more sense to us as a lot of your music’s purpose comes from the entertainment of others.

It’s because of how audience-orientated my work is. I understand people in a pretty traditional way as I have all these old-school skills of playing the piano and bringing my humour into shows. Like, Daft Punk are great entertainers, full on; in a pretty orthodox way let’s say. I don’t think everyone has to put on a bathrobe and slippers or whatever to be an entertainer, it’s just about putting the audience first.

You feel it when someone has thought of you, it’s kind of like being a spouse… you want to demonstrate that you’ve put in that effort; you keep manners alive and it’s how you manage to keep a relationship with fans alive as well. I just want to service my client and give them a reason to keep paying attention.

You’ve now extended your work into film with ‘Ivory Tower’. How far into the realm of entertainment will you go to bring new methods of entertaining your audience?

I kind of always had a Hollywood approach to music because people always want a little more than just what they hear, let’s put it that way. When watching movies you generally only react to what you see and all the people and everything involved is put up there on the screen and that’s not really the case with music. It’s a world in which you live and die by your wits like a military operation and there are huge amounts of money and people involved compared with making an album and I like that because it ups the stakes. Every morning I would have to wake up and be the producer of that movie and strategize, ensuring that all the money went to the right place as none of it was my own.

How strong is the connection between the album and the film? With your roots being in music how important was it for you to embed your music within the context of the film and vice versa?

Most of the album was done and recorded so we really wrote around the music actually for certain set-piece scenes. As we wrote the movie there became a need for two or three further pieces of music so there are a few things that you will hear in the film but not on the album and vice versa. ‘You Can Dance’ is not in the movie for example, there wasn’t really a spot. That gave us the opportunity to make a video for the song – a positively titillating video that shows a different side to the album and that was great, we also did a video for the rap version of ‘Never Stop’ which also wasn’t in the movie. The album and the movie… they’re more like companions to one another really.

The video for ‘You Can Dance’ is notable for the amount of ass it depicts. What is it about a hot piece of ass that makes it compliment your music so well?

We were thinking about dancing and what dancing really is I felt that the experience of being in a club and seeing attractive women dance has weirdly never really been captured in a way that seems real and simple. I was thinking about Sebastian Tellier’s videos and tried to go with a sort of erotic installation style video but he was using all these skinny, 14-year old looking American Apparel style models and I don’t like those kinds of bodies. I don’t know, the kind of girl I would normally fixate upon in a club would dress in a fairly normal way, they’d have their own personality and that for me is what’s great about being in a club. I don’t go to clubs often but when I do, that’s what I get from it. So I think it was more about getting the right kind of girls and getting them to dress themselves; there was no stylist for the video, we didn’t have a casting either it was just friends. Just a real concept of what you’ll find in a club circa 2011. It’s that simple.

I read a comment from the video’s director Jonathan Barré who said that the idea of the video spawned from a mutual fantasy he shares with you about being able to have sex with clothes on. Have either of you achieved this or is it purely fantasy at this point?

Hahahaha, well… you know… who doesn’t remember the days of dry-humping when you were a teenager? So we’ve all done it really. I think that the video has a sort of innocent appreciation for the female form in a teenage way. I hope that comes across. I think it does.

The album has been out for a while now so can you tell us a little about working with Boys Noize and how you feel about how the album was received by listeners?

I’m thrilled! I haven’t had this feeling from an album since ‘Solo Piano’ back in 2004 where I really felt like expectations and reality were right there in the same place. I owe a lot to Alex Boys Noize of course for just saying yes and making it all so easy. We both had the same impression that it was very easy to make. I think he’s a great producer, not just a great remixer and DJ and that’s not the case for a lot of his contemporaries. I sent him finished songs and said ‘OK I want you produce these. You can’t just sample a few piano chords and make a club banger because I’m trying to make an album that fits in with everything I’ve done, and then you can do some remixes sure…’ but he responded by saying ‘Hey! hey! No, I don’t even have to remix it’. He hasn’t remixed a single song off ‘Ivory Tower’, he just wasn’t interested. He saw himself as a producer and as a separate thing from his other work; he doesn’t DJ those tunes because they don’t go off in a club for the most part. We were really realistic about that aspect and he really did a great job as a producer.

He can produce a lot of good pop and vocal music; his remix of Feist’s ‘My Moon My Man’ was one of the first things I heard of his and I was like ‘Wow!’, he did a surprisingly good job as the song is pretty delicate really; you have Feist’s voice and you have to rise to the occasion in order to make the remix work. Then I heard ‘Power’ which had a lot of piano in it and that sort of led me to think ‘Hmm… what if I send him a few of my piano songs and see what happens?’ I started multi-tracking the piano and then it was very much a back-and-forth sort of thing and being inspired by one another and all that great stuff.

His presence compliments the album really well. Speaking of Feist and remixes… I understand that James Blake refused to remix your own ‘Never Stop’ while obviously the cover of a song you were involved with Feist in happened recently with ‘Limit To Your Love’…

It’s not like he actually owes me a remix! He actually did me a favour by covering a song I wrote and making it break out in its own way. I think that the truth of the matter is that I probably owe him a favour and not vice versa. I like the way the story happened because at the time of looking for remixers for ‘Never Stop’ I didn’t know who this Jimmy Blake fellow was so I was like ‘Oh some great new guy said no to the remix’ and then six months later I heard the cover and thought ‘Oh! This is an interesting guy’. I didn’t even know what dubstep was at this point but thought it was cool. Then another six months later I put two and two together and thought ‘oh that’s funny’ and went off on a phase but of course, I owe him a favour.

You’re known for doing fantastic covers yourself, my favourite being your piano re-work of Daft Punk’s ‘Rollin’ & Scratchin’ and I’ve always wanted to know what led you to pick that song in particular as it seems the most difficult to translate into a piano cover…

Well I didn’t cover it! I just added to it. It’s off the mixtape called ‘Pianist Envy’ and the idea behind it was very simple: I chose all my favourite hip-hop and electro songs that have almost no musical notes, harmony or melody in them. Essentially songs that were either just drums or songs with little melodic elements but basically no instruments. So I chose hip-hop beats like ‘Grindin’ by Clipse which was just drums, ‘Rolling & Scratchin’ which is just drums and then all I did was add instruments on top. So they’re not covers really I don’t know what you’d call them, remixes I guess. It’s just me playing over a drum track, but these are fucking amazing drum tracks programmed by some of the greatest producers of our time. The point is that I can do my job, and it’s similar to what I do when I produce; Tiga will put a drum beat and some melody together and I’ll just put the music in. That’s what I do whenever I work with DJs or electro producers because they want me to bring that sort of old-school flavour so I did just that with some of my favourite empty songs.

So it’s sort of like a sandwich and you just put in the filling?

Yeah! Exactly that.

Seeing as a lot of James Blake’s stuff is pretty minimal and stripped of lively music would you ever consider doing a similar thing with him?

If I ever had the chance to work with him I’d have to be in the studio with him, I would want to play piano and he’d probably want to sing. I think that would be something that would obviously be fantastic for me for sure. Consider my beef with James Blake as a cry for help! Hahaha. Like a desperate plea for attention from the man himself perhaps… y-y-you just have to give me a call or something you know… I’m a sensitive guy.

Let’s move back to the album for a bit. One of my favourite tracks is ‘I Am Europe’ which obviously has that magnificent monologue with all the metaphors that describe the sort of grandiose personification of Europe with some surreal observations and stuff…

By the way, nice one on the proper use of the word metaphor because a lot of people use the word metaphor when talking about similes; you know the type who say ‘I’m like this, I’m like that’ and they’re like ‘Oh! That’s an amazing metaphor’ and you always want to correct them and say ‘Errrr, actually a metaphor is when you say you ARE something’.

Ha, I admire how pedantic you are on this. What I wanted to know is how different the song would be if you were to specifically talk about the UK, particularly that monologue…

I probably wouldn’t feel comfortable writing that song unless I had lived in England for at least a decade or fifteen years like I had in Europe, specifically between Germany and France who are the main drivers of the EU, as we know. I wouldn’t feel confident writing a parody of the UK and saying stuff like ‘I am a Ribena tooth’ or whatever. I could do that but I hope that my song about Europe is a lot deeper than that, it’s not just about dogshit on the street or rude waiters – the reason why I wrote that is because I see a lot of those things in myself and it’s part of the reason why I’m still here. So it’s not critical except in the sense that I’m part of the family and can make it a full portrait, you know?

I noticed this year a growing trend in musicians extending their music to incorporate cinematic qualities, most obviously with the amount of producers making soundtracks like Daft Punk and Mr Oizo, who also makes his own films. Can you see this becoming more of, you know, a thing?

Funny you should say that actually, as my next album which should be out in the summer is an orchestral rap album with me rapping over a full straight-up orchestra, no beats. So it’s very cinematic and on top of that the arranger of the music is my brother, Christophe Beck. He wrote the music for The Hangover and all sorts of big-time Hollywood movies and stuff like Buffy The Vampire Slayer, he did a few seasons and he’s won Emmy Awards and all that crap. So there are moments where I’m rapping over some Phillip Glass like stuff, some Prokofiev type stuff, some soundtrack stuff; really a full orchestra pallete. We’re now in the process of getting some live gigs hooked up with the full orchestra and we’re really looking forward to that. So yes! Yes to a love of the cinematic which has always been a part of what I’ve been doing for a long time now; the term ‘cinematic’, be it positive or negative, I always compare my albums to soundtracks, especially the instrumental piano-based stuff. And orchestral yes, absolutely.

Let’s talk about your live performances briefly… you’re known for not doing a conventional set and your Piano Talk shows have been extremely popular. Other than the full-orchestral stuff you just mentioned have you anything else in store?

The last performance at The Scala was with the Double Penetration band which is a two-piano, two-drummer band pretty much faithfully doing the Ivory Tower album. With that tower-house sound you needed two pianos and two drummers to do all the parts and make it as hypnotic and dense as possible. So there are a lot of variations on the show depending on the city of course. I also have some usual suspect type guests; if I play in London there’s a good chance you’ll also see Thecocknbullkid or Jarvis Cocker and it’s great to come back to places where there are musical family members. So each show is just a little bit different from one another. It’s a pretty flexible thing.

Will you ever be having a live re-match with Andrew WK?

Yeah! In London actually! Obviously I’m kind of in the middle of ‘You Can Dance’ and he’s doing other stuff so it might have to wait until the fall or something but London really is the best place to do it as it’s in between Europe and America both conceptually and geographically and as far as our respective fanbases go we’re pretty evenly matched. London is definitely the place, it’s very exciting for us.

Do you plan on breaking any more world records anytime soon?

No. Well… with the last one, many people have played longer than me before and after I did that but without the Guinness seal of approval so I never claim to have played the longest show ever, I just tell people I have the Guinness record. Every so often I get a few emails with someone saying ‘Hey, I was in Cleveland and a guy just played a piano in a mall for 36 hours. The same song for 36 hours’ and I’ll respond by saying ‘That’s amazing! That sounds like a crazy performance. He doesn’t have the Guinness World Record.’ End of story. It’s like when people say to Barack Obama this and this and that and he’s like ‘but I’m the fucking president!’

Of course all this is just a waste of breath, I’m not even really thinking about it. I’ve already talked about it too much hahaha!

Haha, ok. Quick question about the internet, you expressed in another interview your love of it and this is refreshing to see when so many musicians or industry heads rant against it and claim that it’s killing music. What led you to your more amicable embrace of the new technology and using it to help your music?

Who thinks it’s bad?!

I don’t! I think it’s really helped musicians get their music out there and keep a good relationship with fans but with leaks being inevitable and a constant demand for content quite a few have expressed negative opinions on the matter…

I don’t know, with me, I had a good year. I made my money back on a feature film… the internet kind of lets me interact with my fans more, like I said earlier, people have to follow my work closely to get it and the internet can be used by someone like me in that case so that people can find all of my stuff and follow the story so of course it’s better for me now than it was ten years ago. I can have an on-going relationship with my audience when there’s not a constant stream of live shows or albums coming out. Nobody I know has a problem with the internet and I find it hard to believe that people do, unless you’re like, a huge pop star. Or maybe someone like Feist: she’s had more success than she could have ever wanted and so she’s trying to figure out what sort of relationship with her fans she should have when so many of them don’t really know her stuff that well. So far, she’s completely uninterested in Twitter and she doesn’t read anything about herself but then she’s on a totally different level where you can afford to be that way. So I can understand why someone like her would be against it.

What about leaks… recently James Blake’s album leaked way ahead of it’s scheduled release… not that he’s expressed any beef with the internet or anything but you can imagine it would be a bit of a blow…

I don’t know, you have to be smart about it… put new songs on the album that weren’t on the leaked version, make mixtapes, put out lots of free material… he seems to be handling it pretty well.

Moving away from that, out of curiosity… how many bathrobes do you own?

Three. I’m sort of thinking of making an extension as a lot of people are reacting to the tartan one…

Have you ever considered getting a sponsorship deal or maybe being involved with an advert for a bathrobe brand?

Absolutely. But then, companies have approached me in the past and when they get a little bit closer to my work and read some of the lyrics and see how I behave on French chat shows and stuff they backtrack and think ‘OK maybe we should just use your song but get someone else to be associated with the brand.’ I suppose they must think I’m a potential loose cannon.

I was on-stage in LA and I didn’t even think that there were five high-up guys from Apple in the audience and I was clearly taking the piss out of Apple, the iPad and the whole ad and everything… ostensibly playing ‘Never Stop’ on the iPad very badly. But then I spoke to them after and they loved it!

One final question… one of the first tunes of yours we got into at Crossfire was ‘Take Me Up To Broadway’. The Muppets obviously belong on Broadway so if you were invited to play on Broadway what three muppets would you take with you and why?

Obviously Gonzo. We could do lots of routines about ‘who the real Gonzo is’ and that sort of thing. I got the Gonzo nickname when I was thirteen because of how my nose was pronounced. It still is, but then even more so. They started calling me Gonzo because of the muppet, so Gonzo… and obviously Animal, it would be great to have him on drums. And erm…

[Chilly falls silent for a moment]

I’m just trying to take this question seriously, bear with me…

I’m thinking about Miss Piggy but are there any other prominent female muppets that you can think of?

Just Miss Piggy…

I guess I would have the band. So get the piano player in as well and we can have a mini-orchestra to play the orchestral rap album!

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The Get Up Kids interview

the-get-up-kidsThe Get Up Kids have been masterminding their comeback over the past couple of years, first releasing an EP to test the waters and then getting out on the road to sate the appetite of their insatiable fans before reaching this point where they’ve released their first full length album in seven years.

There Are Rules’ certainly shows a progression since the band were last together and you’d hope so too after so many years have gone by! There’s more experimentation in sound with throbbing electronic basslines and off-kilter melodies, yet TGUK prove that they’re still master songsmiths with a collection of insightful, well considered music.

We spoke to Jim Suptic, guitarist with the band, about expectations, independence and what it’s like to be an influence on others.

Why did you decide to start writing songs together again?

We just felt it was the right thing to do. It just sort of happened.

Did anything in particular inspire you as a whole during the writing process of ‘There are Rules’?

German culture and the music of our childhood.

Is there anything you are really looking forward to with the whole process of releasing this record?

It’s exciting. We hope people really like it. I think it’s our best yet. I am sure it will take a few listens for some people. Some people will hate it. That seems to happen every album.

Can fans expect anything out of the ordinary during this upcoming tour as far as your live performance goes? Do you think you’ll have to adjust your approach at all to convey the new songs in a live setting?

So far the new songs have fit into the set nicely. There isn’t anything too crazy in the new show. We don’t have wardrobe changes or anything like that.

Why the decision to release this new album independently?

We realized that labels are like banks giving loans to bands. We didn’t need a loan. We left Vagrant on good terms though. They were good to us. It was just time to move on.

Do you feel like the music industry has dramatically changed since your band started fifteen years ago? Anything for the better or is it all quite bleak in your opinion?

The record industry is always changing. Every generation thinks the next one’s music looks bleak.

How did the individual members of the band adapt to writing together again after having side projects etc during the hiatus?

It was pretty easy to get back to work. After 15 years you had better have it together or maybe you should look for a different job.

How do you juggle everyday life with the commitments of the band this time round? Have there been developments in everyone’s lives that make it difficult to go full steam ahead on the band front?

I think between all the band members there are 5 other band to deal with. It can be frustrating but we make it work. I have a wife and kid at home so I don’t mind not touring 10 months out of the year. I’m happy with 4 to 5 months.

How do you see the future for The Get Up Kids? Is it too soon to ask about the possibilities surrounding another album after ‘There Are Rules’?

I don’t know why we wouldn’t continue to make music.

You’ve been an influence on a whole host of bands over the years. Are there any bands you’ve heard reference TGUK that you’ve been particularly pleased with influencing?

A lot of bands say we influenced them, I just don’t hear it. I guess it’s a lot nicer than being hated.

The new Get Up Kids album ‘There Are Rules‘ is out now on Quality Hill Records, click here to pick it up.

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Gibby Haynes Butthole Surfers interview

We were recently discussing music of the 80’s and 90’s and comparing the grit and originality the punk scene spawned throughout those 2 golden musical decades that followed the late 70’s punk explosion and realised that we were bloody lucky to have had our ears sat right in the middle of it all.

It was a great time for punk rock, so many variations came from this scene, some were poppy, some were raging, some sludgy, others offered 60’s garage but one band in particular offered the equivalent of taking the most potent psychedelic drugs and that was the Butthole Surfers.

Back on 17th September 2004, lead singer Gibby Haynes was doing some promo for his solo record Gibby Haynes and His Problem and we managed to interview him over the phone. It was a wet and cloudy evening and Gibby had just woke up in NYC. We thought we had lost this interview as it was posted on our very first website back then but after a thorough search we managed to dig it out of the archives of an old hard drive today.

The Butthole Surfers are one of the most talked about bands in the underground punk rock and experimental scenes who have influenced some of the biggest artists in our generation. You can add Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain (interviews here) to a huge list of great musicians who dug their art. In fact there’s a great story of when Kurt meets Gibby in rehab amongst many others in this interview below. Enjoy this one as it’s one of our favourites.

Photos have unfortunately had to be found online via Google images so if you are reading this wanting to sue us, please contact us. Also, thanks to Morbid for requesting it and reminding us it should be on here.

Full name please sir:

Gibson Jerome Haynes!

Where were you born?

1957 Dallas Texas!

Any scouts badges?

I tried to join the scouts and went on one camp and it freaked me out man, dude, it was too grabby and too touchy!! (laughs!)

So what about jobs, had any crap jobs before your band kicked off?

Er…yeah. The first job I ever had was washing dishes in a restaurant, and the highlight of that job was that was er….washing Rock Hudson’s dishes!

Let me see, my last job I had was also washing dishes too and I got promoted to cake cutter! That was my last ever job for beer money. I remember quitting and telling this guy I was gonna go on tour and take 6 weeks off and the boss was like…”dude, I think your band will be great, but you can’t come back here”! (Laughs)

What you up to right now? (don’t forget that this was shot back in 2004)

I’m in New York City. I just came back from a bike ride on the Lower East Side in a
park that goes all the way round the island of Manhattan on this walkway…so I rode my bike down to Wall St and back round…in fact, I was with a British guy!

gibbyhaynesWhat have you been doing for the last few years?

Well during the last year, I have been playing in this band I’m in now, and the Butthole Surfers did some shows the year before that in Japan and Australia, basically exotic gigs that somehow we were inclined to do and we have not really managed to put any stuff out until now. The new band, Gibby Haynes and his Problem is going to be released this month and Peaches has just remixed one of the tracks from it, a track called “Redneck Sex”. I thought it was right up her alley. My people contacted her people and she just did it!

How many years has it been since you last released a record?

Er…proper record…er..4 years ago…uh 5 years ago…uh shit maybe 10 years ago!! (laughs!)

Did you make a conscious effort to have a more mellow record or did it just come out?

It just came out that way. We were planning on doing a 2 guy thing, as we really into the possibilities of using computers to make music. There was gonna be a guy with a laptop and a guitar and a guy with a laptop and a microphone with an impetus on audio visual that is choreographed with the music. But we got a drummer for some reason and the music took a different turn….so yeah, it’s a mellow record! (laughs)

How do you find working with computers?

Well, I’m having fun with a program called Reactor right now…apparently a lot of stuff from Squarepusher is made with the use of Reactor…you know those resonate sounding fucked up noises? Well that is Reactor…fucking amazing noises! Generally when you get a software synthesizer there is a like a keyboard on your screen, but this one is the same but there are 50 different instruments to use and on their website there are 1600 user-created instruments to use so you can build delay, build synthesizers and build things that do crap to sound that no one has ever done before!…it’s an amazing fucking program!

Sounds fun! Like the Buttholes sounded back then huh?

Yeah, if you ever remember seeing the Buttholes live, I used to sing through a bunch of delays? Well the night before last we were over at Ween’s house and I was using this machine and it was making an awful racket, and we needed a ground lifter plug, and people were like “we don’t have one”, and were like “hey it don’t work, cos it’s not a mac” and I was like “Fuuuck You!”, and then Mickey was like “that’s deep man, something’s fucked up with that machine!” and I’m like “Hey Man!” Then the next morning we fixed the noise and jammed for a few hours as all my shit was working! It’s sick! Have you ever fucked around with an echoplec?! It’s got that vibe that goes ten yards long from a 40 second sample to a one tenth of a second sample….but it’s fucking cool as shit when you hear it, real fun to fuck around with you know!

How did you find the rest of the band, where they from other bands you knew? How did you find The Problem?

Well the bass player in his problem was the last bass player in the Buttholes and we were always wanting to do another band, but I moved to San Antonio with my girl for 2 years, and about 6 months into living there, I found out that I was only gonna be living there for a year…so I rented a practice space in Austin Texas and we started doing this…but now I’m in New York and the rest of the band are in Austin, so we will have to see how it all pans out but we will tour this record in September here in the US and we are hopefully planning to come to Europe in November and December. I have always worked with Paul Leary as we go way back. Paul is playing keyboards on this new record and Paul mixed 4 or 5 songs and we did the recording s ourselves. Hold on there a second…..(clunk clunk as he leaves the phone)…Hey Julie Andrews is on my TV!?

What? (laughs)

Let’s talk Butthole Surfers in 1983. What music first influenced you when you first started – how did you end up sounding like you did?

One of the main themes was how horrible music was at the time and in the late 70’s music was fucking dead,dead,dead! And then the 80’s came along with all that headband, rock shit like Guns ‘n Roses and crap like Motley Crue, you know…just fucking pukey shit!

And then the Ramones, the Dead Kennedys and Circle Jerks started kicking it and they were real noisy man! You know, growing up to shit like classic rock sucked and all of a sudden this shit is going on with bands like The Cramps doing traditional music but fucking it up! It was real noisy and it seemed as though it took a lot more imagination that talent to do and that is what we had – we had imagination. Paul played guitar when he was real young and picked up the guitar again and we started making noise because it was idea based and not musical talent base and that was the bullshit of the 70’s.

It wasn’t about who made the best music, it boiled down to who was the best guitar player? Was it Clapton? Who was the best drummer? Was Ringo the best drummer? No!!! Ringo didn’t even play on Beatles songs and all that shit, so it was all about musical proficiency and blowing the audience away with how good you could play and just real self absorbed crap! Then idea music came along and we jumped on the bandwagon!

How did you get hooked up with Alternative Tentacles Records and Jello Biafra?

Oh…God, how did that happen? We just went to the West Coast to play, and back then, if you were that kind of band all the scenes stuck together. Like the Meat Puppets were part of a scene and they had their own scene in Phoenix and they would go to LA occasionally and we had the Texas scene and when we would leave town and driving through Phoenix – you could just go to their house and you could expect them to know who you were, give you a place to stay. It was part of the deal, man!

So we hooked up with the Meat Puppets on the way out there and it was such a fucking blast! The first show was with Descendents, us and the Grandeur Ballroom and the LA weekly came out and it said that we were playing with the Dead Kennedy’s and T.S.O.L at the Whisky-a-go-go, and we had no idea that we were playing that day! People were like hey dude, you are playing at the Whisky and we were like no way! So we played, Jello saw us and heard we did not have a label and hooked us up.

Could you imagine the Butthole Surfers reunion shows without Gibby Haynes?!

Er…no I don’t think so! Jello Biafra is a weirdo! If I saw him I would say hello, but he said some shit about us in a magazine a little while back that I thought was real lowdown. There was a guy writing an article in Spin Magazine and instead of doing his own article about us, he decided to call people up who had been associated with us and got quotes from them. So for example if you were doing an article about George Bush and you only ask high up democrats for quotes about George Bush, it would be completely different than if you asked a bunch of high up Republicans for quotes on George Bush. So Biafra said that we were rip off’s and in it for the money and basically accused us of being thieves…..and then to find out that he was stealing from his own band mates and being sued to get the money! I felt that was fairly ironic…but I’m sure that Jello is about as good a person as I am! (laughs!)

Visually the Buttholes was always a delight to see. Which band member was responsible for the visual element to the band?

Well, I was the person that did it and everyone was into the ideas, and sometimes they would not understand what I was doing and I would explain it to them, and were would be like “hey, whatever!”. One time there was this club that had big holes behind the stage and I saw an opportunity to use this hole and hung a mattress over it and told everyone what was going on, and this mattress starts to bleed and turn red and it gets ripped open and these bloody hands come out of it and I just come tumbling out! That was my big Gibby intro! Paul didn’t know what was going on so he just stood in front of the mattress the whole time so no one saw what happened!

You have been guilty of showing penis surgery movies in your live shows, where you aware you would start reality TV to large audiences?

Haha! Well, that was fucking great! I remember when I first found that film and it was soo classic! In American libraries they have these places called ALS which is like a like a search engine so you can look up anything, just like google, and I would look up various things. There was some great footage like toilet training films for people with kids of Down Syndrome and I really am a big fan of kids with Down Syndrome. If I had a kid like that I would think it was great! I think they are the sweetest little things! They are children forever!

Kozik designed that fantastic Buttholes poster for a show back in the 90’s, did you ever work with Winston Smith who did the Dead Kennedy’s stuff at all?

We had a friend of Winston’s do some artwork for us called Paul Mavarites. He did a cartoon image of an ear with a pencil through it for us. Winston was always a cool guy.

I remember some funny old skate story about the Buttholes borrowing the Big Boys tour van first time they went outta Texas, tell me the whole story!

Well, I went with them to California one time and they certainly were one of our favourite bands of that time and we had a good scene in Austin and they were kinda the rulers of that scene at the time. We went to LA and went skateboarding with Tony Alva. When I grew up back then, the skateboards had metal wheels and big heavy wooden planks and you could do 24/7 tail slides with those things and kick the rear out and with some effort you could kinda ride them sideways and grind the metal wheels and they make this rad noise and glide around! So anyway we went skateboarding with Tony Alva to schools and out to the highways and pools you know, a total Dogtown tour, and I got on a skateboard in front of Tony Alva’s house and rode like ten feet and hurt myself so bad and hid behind a dumpster and was just crying for ages man! My knee was shot to bits!

Let’s talk about the “Shit Lady”. She is on the cover of the surfers live album, what was the story with that?!

Kathleen? She was our dancer! Kathleen worked at a Times Square peepshow place, like one of these rooms that are lined by windows and there is a naked girl inside the room stripping or whatever and when you pay your money the door slides open so you can see through the window. It was a real surrealist thing.

So Kathleen was stripping for the men in the peepshow and she thought she was just gonna fart but instead, she shit when she was totally naked and she like squirted this diarrhea onto the ground and did not really know what do, apart from to go turn round to people and go…”Tah Dah”!!

(massive belly laughs from us both!)

So we actually was known from then onwards as “Ta-Da – the Shit Lady”! and the reason that we called her the shit-lady was because there was people who were standing in front of the peep shows and there was this big old black chick that stood in front of the screen and she would shout out “We got Black Chicks, we got White Chicks, we got Chinese Chicks, we got Mexican Chicks, hell, we even got The Shit Lady!”.

Haha!! I need to compose myself wait a second!!!! I’m glad we got to the bottom of that! What was the most insane recollection from all of your touring with the Buttholes then?

Ah, there are so many, but one of them was that we were playing in the Danceteria, one of the first of the big shows in New York here, and we went on about 4 o’clock in the morning and we were waaaaasted! The first band had played for about 3 fucking hours and we were ready to play at midnight man! So we had just kept drinking the hard stuff, oh man, we were wasted, and we went on stage and we immediately just took off all of our clothes and just started making noise! I tried to burn one of our amps and it wouldn’t stop working, it was just burning! And I tried to kick it with a bare foot and stubbed my toe! I was totally naked and I remember looking over at Paul was behind the drum kit without any clothes on with 2 drum sticks playing with his dick!

And then I started dancing with Kathleen our dancer and I grabbed her and was like humping her between her legs, and then my dick started to get hard and I was like “whoah this shouldn’t happen!”, so I put her down, and she was like “whoah!”, and I walked back to my gear to fuck around with the delays or something and I looked up and there was this guy with a 16mm camera filming this and he was freaking out, and when I was walking towards the camera, my dick was sooo big, I looked like a God! (haha!) That was a crazy night!

Hahah! Doing drugs to Butthole Surfers records was always a recommendation to others in my town, were you guys into drugs in a big way?

At that time, not really hard drugs. We smoked pot and drank beer and hard liquor and we took a lot of acid, it was a psychedelic thing. You know, we would have an all night drive to make and decided to take half an acid to stay up. I guess a lot of bands take coke these days but we would take acid to stay up!

What about mushrooms?

Yeah, those were the preferred psychedelic, as mushrooms are way more dependable than acid!

What about making Buttholes records whilst tripping?

Making music whilst you are tripping is really hard. When you get the basics of a song down, and are just doing over dubs, that is the best time to record when you are loaded as the song is basically already defined. I did a lot of songs like that. Like the vocals for Cherub and the vocals for Concubine.

I remember I did the vocals in one take for that and I was drunk and tripping. It was cool as shit as I was in a dark room with the headphones taped to my head because they would feedback due to the mic being pushed into a distortion pedal in a little dark cocoon entry way that was about 3ft by 4ft! And on the other side of the wall outside the studio, there was a bunch of hookers, cos it was a bad neighbourhood, and they could hear everything I was screaming! I was tripping with these headphones on in another world in what was like being in a secluded drug womb!

Were you one of the last people to see Kurt Cobain in rehab?

Yes I was. Yeah, it was not exactly cool, but rehab is like an extended party. It was the like the morning after the big long party and everyone there was cool and everything, hot chicks and stuff, and the first couple of days you get given a lot of valium and stuff – benzos and shit, so you are all mellow and everything is groovy. I had a girlfriend who would drop by and give me blow jobs and stuff and I would tell everyone in the group and they be all pissed off at me!

But Kurt came into that place after I had been there for about a week and I remember he was in detox. He came out of his room for the first time and came down to the outdoor area and sat down at the table we were sitting at. We were talking, and it was a Saturday, and everybody except for him and another couple of people were gonna go to an outside AA type meeting, so we would get into these little vans and get transported there.

He didn’t want to go to this meeting as he was all blurred up and I was talking to him about a friend of mine who was in the same position we both were, who had climbed over the wall. I went off to this AA meeting and when we came back he had decided to leave rehab, climbed over the wall and broke out! You know, he didn’t have to break out; he could have just walked down the hallway and walked out the doors! We were laughing!

When the “Independent Worm Saloon LP” was released in 1993 after Nirvana broke, it was produced by John Paul Jones, how did that work for you guys?

Oh, yeah, he was like a horrible drunk when we were doing that record, but we were loaded too. We spent so much money on that record! We basically spent a fortune to hang out with some guy from Led Zeppelin!

Nirvana were also doing big stuff back then at the same time and I know Kurt was a big fan of the Buttholes. Did you guys ever play a show together?

Yeah, there was a bill with us, Soundgarden and Nirvana, and then like 6 months later it would have been Nirvana, Soundgarden and Butthole Surfers! (laughs) It was in a big grain station in Seattle and there were so many fucking people packed in there! The promoter was selling tickets out front in the parking lot even after the cops had told him to stop selling as it was rammed and made so much money he felt guilty and gave us an extra $1000 that night and we were like ..”well how much money did you take?!” The stage actually buckled in there that night. There were so many people pushing against it that it was waving like a foot up in the air and amps were falling all over the place. It was a trip man, it was out-there!

How did it feel to have some big attention at that time, we saw you at Reading on the main stage hurling abuse at the sound guy!

It was fun, you know. Was that Reading show the one with all the mud men?!

Yeah, the very same..

That was the worst thing. People throwing dirt clots from the crowd throughout the entire show! It pisses you off after a while man. It really sucks. If you ever get hit on a stage like that, you gotta just leave! Reading is known for rain huh? Always rains at that festival!

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Will there be another Butthole Surfers record?

Yeah! We are gonna get back together and I do believe we will make a real noisy record! Like metal machine music but our version man!

That’s great news! OK last question – If it’s better to regret something you have done – is there anything you actually regret throughout your career?

Yeah, well, something you have done could be something you haven’t done, as in if I have neglected to do something, so yeah, there is a lot of stuff that I wish we hadn’t have done but it’s done and that’s life! I wish we were still playing live all the time, cos we could have a real kinda jam band/vibe going on. It would have been cool if we had of cultivated a low rent hardcore Grateful Dead thing!

I think you already did mate! Thanks for coming out to talk to us and good luck with the new record…

Thanks Zac.

Alternative Tentacles have this week released Brown Reason To Live + Live PCPPEP available on black vinyl as well as on a one-time Gold vinyl pressing, visit www.alternativetentacles.com for more info and snap these up before they are all gone.

Watch these classic clips of the Buttholes if you want more of this malarkey:

You can also hear some vintage Butthole Surfers tracks like the “I saw an X-Ray of a girl passing Gas – Live” – “The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey’s Grave”, and “Creep in the Cellar – Live”. All of these are available to download for free from here.

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Islet interview

Cardiff quartet Islet spent a fair portion of their blossoming musical career being labelled by lazy journalists as ‘the band without a website’ or something similarly irrelevant. Ask anyone who had caught one of their thrilling live performances however and they would have been able to tell you something that those who favoured the Google research method couldn’t: that Islet are an exciting, fresh-sounding, creative musical force.

Not so long ago, Islet made a website complete with pictures of ‘The Isness’, an increasingly varied zine they had been making. With more creative outlets under their belt – not to mention two superb mini-albums – before some critics would even consider them a proper band, we are very excited to be living and experiencing this thing that Emma Daman, Johnny Thomas, Mark Thomas and Alex Williams have decided to call Islet. We caught up with Emma to talk about the band’s progress over the last year, live music and the ‘Do It Together’ philosophy.

Islet is a proper band now with songs, records and a website. How does it feel to be talked about in such terms?

Brilliant! We have even got t-shirts with our band name on, and we will very shortly have a mailing list that doesn’t involve Royal Mail. Welcome on in, 2010!

What do you make of journalism’s habit of focusing on small details (such as a lack of a website, in your case) while often ignoring the music itself?

It makes it a bit less fun for us, obvs, ‘cause we’re ARTISTS and our ART is really important and that. But at the same time, they’ve got to have something to write about. Writing about music is, as they say, like dancing about architecture.

Perhaps this is partly because Islet is quite a difficult band to describe. How would you describe your sound?

I skirt around the issue and avoid describing it myself. That’s for other people to decide.

What’s been the highlight of your career so far?

Playing at Greenman was pretty good. It’s a good, Welsh festival and we’d definitely go every year anyway so it was a good feeling to get to play there ourselves.

Having all played in various bands before Islet, do you feel anything is different this time around?

Islet is different to most bands in that we all play various instruments, there is no lead singer, we all get involved in artwork, recording etc. And it makes a difference that Mark and JT are brothers, and that Mark is my boyfriend. So one night we might sweating on stage and the next time we could be discussing their brother’s wedding. There’s a lot of love.

Islet seems to be a live band first and foremost, would you agree?

No way! But if that’s what you think, then your opinion is as valid as mine. To us, our recorded output is as important as anything else. It is fascinating to do and you get a real sense of fulfillment when you have finished a record. I think it just so happened that we spent a while playing gigs before we released anything, so that’s what people came across.

What are your own favourite live bands?

Hmm… Chrome Hoof, Deerhoof, Connan Mockasin, Munch Munch are all up there.

What’s the best venue you have played at?

The Portland Arms in Cambridge is a pub with back room that always seems to have a jovial atmosphere.

Having put out a couple of EPs and toured around a bit, what are you planning next? An album? More EPs?

We’re writing a full length album at the moment. I think three mini-albums in a row might be too much! We’ve recorded all our previous output ourselves, so we might branch out into working with other people. We’ve got a couple of festivals on the horizon too.

The band is built on a DIY ethics and aesthetics (with lo-fi artwork etc), do you think this would change if funding wasn’t an issue?

We do a lot of things ourselves because we like to do so. We have our own philosophy, Do It Together, and the basis is that things are much more fun if you do them with your friends. If we were given a pot of gold by a leprechaun, we’d probably do even more things ourselves! In an ideal world, we’d do more full stop, because it’s what we love to do. As far as lo-fi artwork, we make it that way because that’s the way we like it. I know how to work Photoshop and I could make it all look swish if I wanted to, but that’s not what we’re about.

We started a band because love writing songs and recording and making pictures and putting on parties, and I can’t see that changing.

When is the next edition of the Isness coming, and what can we expect to see in it?

Not sure, and this blog http://theis.posterous.com/ is where we out things that we’re working on. Because the Isness is print based you can sometimes be constrained it terms of colours, and it’s very time consuming, so we started the blog to put up ideas quickly, without giving it too much thought.

Who – or better, what – influences you the most when expressing yourselves creatively?

Beats, the human voice, homemade zines, drawing, photography, going to gigs as much as possible. Probably being in rush too, makes you get stuff done!

2010 has seen a lot of productivity from you guys, what are your three favourite memories for the year and what lesson have you learnt that you will take on board for 2011?

Good moments for were jumping around in the barn where we recorded ‘Celebrate This Place’, giving out Isnesses at Los Campesinos gigs, seeing our artwork 12” square, 12 hour practices we call ‘training’. And a lesson we’ve learnt is how to successfully push start an extended wheel base van in the snow every day for 3 weeks. Hopefully we won’t have to use that one as much next year.

What emerging artists should Crossfire readers be tuning into next year?

Sweet Baboo has a new release in the pipeline, that I can’t wait to hear. Cate Le Bon and Perfume Genius should have some new tunes out too. Munch Munch’s debut album is out now, and it’s brilliant, loads of percussion, falsetto and layers of proggy keyboards.

Islet “Ringerz” from Ewan Jones Morris on Vimeo.

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Red Dons Interview

I was having a drink with a good friend of mine recently, and that all important subject of the season came up – our favourite albums of 2010. The general consensus was it has been a great year for punk platters, with one of the big standouts being the latest offering from the transcontinental collective known as Red Dons. Rising from the ashes of Portland, Oregon’s The Observers, the Red Dons have truly come in to their own with second album ‘Fake Meets Failure‘, a collection of incredibly well structured and passionate songs, spiked with intelligent lyrics, all played out to super catchy music. Razorcake Magazine recently went as far as to consider the Red Dons “could very well be the best punk rock band on Earth”. I’m in total agreement.

This interview was conducted for Crossfire by Pete Craven with Hajji Husayn (Bass / Vocal), Douglas Burns (Lead Vocals / Guitar) and Will Kinser (Guitar).

Photos by Mateus Mondini

Your band name is inspired by the infamous Cambridge University professors (inc. Kim Philby, Antony Blunt and Guy Burgess) who it transpired had been Communist spies. The discovery of what they had been up to, and their eventual defection to Soviet Russia caused uproar in Britain at the time, and dragged on through the Cold War. What so interested you in these men, and their motives.

HH: Paradox I suppose.

DB: They tried to do something they thought was noble, but by doing so they completely alienated themselves. Giving the Soviets secret information helped defeat Hitler and end World War II. They helped save England from Nazi occupation but still lost their homeland because no Englishman could trust ever trust them again. Who could trust a spy? In the end they still lost. That lose lose proposition is something that we draw many parallels to in our own lives.

I’m just reading the excellent book ‘Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea’ (by Barbara Demick) and it’s fascinating how the propaganda machine that dominates the people in this hard line Communist outpost, is often not so different to the mass-media and ‘entertainment’ broadcasts that we have in our (free) Western Countries..

HH: I agree. It’s the same thing but delivered in a different way. It impels you rather than forces you, make it sweet and appealing, soft power. It is essentially what is being discussed under the rubric of cultural imperialism; applied to your own populace. Rather than take over a country outright you sell them a lifestyle that influences them and puts them on your side, influences their social institutions. Coca Cola, Levi’s jeans, the American Dream, a car, are much easier to promote values and structures than the end of a rifle. In that way you start to export goods, educate their elite at your universities, make them desire your life, and in the course of it make them your allies or even try to outright control them. It informs your worldview, your discourse and sets the framework through which you interpret things. Not only is America a purveyor of cultural imperialism to the world but to its own people. Its very easy to let anything go if you’ve got just enough to make you placid.

What’s the fascination you have with The Middle-East, a theme initiated in your first EP (‘Escaping Amman’) Hey, Hilary’s banging the heads of the Palestinian and Israeli Prime Ministers together again. Peace is surely around the corner!

HH: Having grown up around it and realizing as I got older that nobody in the US had the faintest clue about it nor any kind of educational opportunities. I mean I had US history all through school and absolutely no international history. Once I started university I immediately went into history. The more I studied the more I saw the dire need for people in the USA to understand the region or they would continue to treat it the way they have. Having played music my whole life it was natural to start to incorporate it into a band.

Ok, it’s been almost 3 years between the last album ‘Death to Idealism’ and ‘Fake Meets Failure’. I read (and saw some footage of a Brazilian tour) but what else were you up to in that time?

DB: The last three years have been pretty crazy. Hajji moved to London, I moved to Chicago, Richie is still holding down the fort in the Pacific Northwest. We’ve also played with a number of guitarists. Justin Maurer, who played on ‘Death to Idealism’, left the band when he moved to Spain in 2007. In 2008 Andy Foote joined the group. That year we toured the US with The Estranged. Andy had to stop playing us because he was no longer able to tour. So Zach Brooks began playing with us. In 2009 we toured Brazil. After that we met in Portland and recorded ‘Fake Meets Failure’ and the ‘Pariah’ 7″. Like Andy, Zach wasn’t able to continue touring with us. So, about six months ago Will joined the band. Since then we did another US tour and recorded some new 7″s.

And Will is from BORN/DEAD. Doesn’t he live in Germany right now?

WK: Yes, I live in Hamburg Germany these days. I moved about a year ago away from the SF Bay Area. I don’t really think living in another country has much of an effect on my ability to be a contributing member of the band since I am just one of many who lives far from the rest. I have a recorder so that I can send everybody ideas and I have Skype for any other problems that should arise. It’s not a traditional band setup but we make it work.

DB: At first it seemed strange to ask someone in Germany to join the band. But like he just said, we were already spread out all over so it didn’t really matter. Now the Red Dons live in three different countries on two different continents. Richie and I live in the same country, but there is still 2,000 miles between us. I don’t think that three years ago this would have been possible. Now with high-speed internet and digital recorders it is easier to be in touch and exchange ideas.

WK: “Welcome to the age of computer technology, but still you’ve got your brain psychology.” -One Way System

How did the Brazil tour come together? The footage I saw looked amazing!

DB: Brazil was mind blowing. The whole thing came together thanks to our friend Mateus Mondini of Nada Nada Discos and Fodido e Xerocado. He and all his friends organized the tour. They did an amazing job.

HH: We met Mateus through Justin. He came with the Clorox Girls to take photos when I was touring with them in Europe. He had set up the Clorox tour in Brazil and asked the Red Dons to do the same. He also came with us on our most recent US tour.

DB: Yeah, Mateus is basically a part of the band now. If you think about it, he’s done more tours with us than several of our members. Haha! But back to the Brazilian tour. The shows there were incredible. The people were a lot of fun. I expected to get to Brazil and not really play for anyone. It was unfathomable for me to think that people that far away would be familiar with the band. I was just excited to see South America and hang out with some fun people. I don’t understand how Mateus got our stuff all around the country, but the shows were really well attended. People knew our songs and sang along. It was totally unexpected. There is an outstanding punk scene in Brazil. The people are genuine, motivated, and hungry for good music. They also dance and have fun at shows, which once again seems to be on the decline here in the States.

So, back to ‘Fake Meets Failure’. when did you have enough material to feel confident to record a new album?

HH: Oddly enough we always had plenty of material, in fact once we started working on the record we ended up writing a bunch more. The problem is we have a lot of older stuff that still needs to get recorded. It was a matter of putting things together the right way to give the album a cohesiveness that was lacking on the first album.

DB: Like he said, we have a ton of material. We have at least two albums worth of songs at the moment and are constantly writing new ones. What took so long to record Fake Meets Failure was logistics obviously, but also that we waited until we had ten songs that sonically and lyrically formed a cohesive narrative. Some of what I’d consider to be our best songs haven’t been recorded yet because they haven’t fit well with other songs to make it on a record. If we all lived in the same town we would have so many EPs out by now. We also have two Revisions LP’s that need to get recorded.

There are a lot of musicians on the album, including various guitarists, and a few backing vocalists! How quick was the recording process itself, did you get everything down on one hit?

HH: The recording process in the studio took about a month? Not including the time it took to polish the material. At the same time we recorded some old songs and tracked another LP for a band we were doing with Johnny Cat on vocals called the Chemicals. It took about 10 days to track both LP’s and extra songs and maybe another 10 days for mixing and other odd overdub experiments. The core tracking was done all in one go with drums bass and rhythm guitars. After that it was overdubs and vox, and then some experimentation. All the while we had people coming in. It was a revolving door of sorts. Having lots of people contribute helped to stimulate creativity and to refine the recording.

DB: Collaboration is important to this band. We try to have a Collective type atmosphere around the project. We definitely don’t want the Red Dons to be an exclusive unit comprised of four dudes. The more people that work with us the better it gets so we tried to include as many people as possible. Some instances like the strings were planned well in advance but others we completely spontaneous. A lot of the people included in the back ups just happened to be hanging around the studio at the moment we were tracking. Keith Testerman (The Estranged, Hellshock, Warcry, ect) owns a record shop that is connected to Stan Wright’s studio so there was often someone around that we could get involved in the project. A.I. from Japan is on the Chemicals album singing “Chemical Burn” thanks to that scenario.

And I couldn’t help but notice (Operation Ivy/Common Ride/Classics of Love vocalist) Jesse Michaels getting lyrical credits. How did he come to be hooking up with the ‘Dons?

DB: Jesse and I did an art show together two years ago in San Francisco. We hit it off and have stayed in touch ever since. One night we were talking about song writing and how I sometimes struggle with writing lyrics. As we all know, Jesse is an amazing lyricist. I had no idea how prolific he is. Sometime after our conversation he sent me a big stack of lyrics. These he had written over the years and had never put to music. Jesse told me to use anything I found in there. It’s pretty remarkable how so many of his lyrics coincided with what Hajji and I were writing. “Land of Reason” is an example of the three of us writing separately, with different motivations, and amalgamating them to form one thought. That was one reason for putting the song first on the album. Everyone associated with the band added something to that song. Each person’s contribution is featured, but as a finished song those components form one cogent expression. That is what we enjoy about collaborating with different people, all the similarities that pop up. I hope we are able to work with Jesse more in the future.

Doug, your artwork has covered the sleeves of Observers and Red Dons records… and I saw you have also had some public exhibitions of your work… Is this a full time gig? Who are you inspirations? And what’s the story with the cover for Fake Meets Failure cover?

DB: At the moment art is pretty much a full time gig, but that’s only because I’m in art school full time and work part time at a gallery called Corbett vs. Dempsey. I have been showing my work pretty steadily though. This year alone I had work in seven different exhibitions in Chicago, Madison, and Richmond, Virginia. I’ve sold an ok amount of paintings but nothing that I could really live off of. Like music, I’m pretty much influenced by everything. If it’s good art, I’m a fan. Artists that I’ve been looking at recently are Arturo Herrera, Vernon Fisher, Thomas Hirschhorn, Albert Oehlen, Christopher Wool, Julie Mehretu, Ray Yoshida, Mark Bradford, Ghada Amer, and Ralph Arnold. I could continue making a list of stuff I like so I’ll try to stop there before it gets too much longer. Believe me, there is more. It’s like if I were to start listing bands I like. We’d be here all day and I’d still feel like I forgot a bunch.

The “Fake Meets Failure” painting focuses on the life altering decisions we are forced to make. Each of us in the band have made serious choices about our lives in recent years, but for people in their late 20’s and 30’s that is pretty typical. One of the choices we’ve all been confronted with has been whether to take a more conventional path with our lives or continue living a more “bohemian” existence. I don’t see either as a right or wrong option. People have to do what is right for their unique situations. The problem is that both choices engender negative connotations. Those choosing the conventional route of a steady job, a house, and health care are labeled as fakes for selling out or compromising their dreams. The artist who continues living outside popular society is label a failure, because in most cases they are completely dependent financially on other people. The cover art depicts the meeting of these two schools of thought. The model for those paintings is a friend of mine. He was in the best band to come out of Chicago. Next time you look at it see if you can tell who it is.

Do I sense a certain amount of cynicism at American Paranoia in the likes of ‘Secret Agent’ and ‘Enemy Ears’?

HH: I would go further than cynicism. A large part of Secret Agent is the embassy warden messages I received while living in Amman intermixed with inspiration from Conrad’s Secret Agent which was the most quoted/referred to book in American media after 9/11, not to mention the Unabomber’s favorite book. I myself have avoided bombings by turns of fate (West Bank) and have been the subject of bomb threats (Land of Reason). In Amman there were several bombings while I was living there and in Lebanon right after I left. But really it deals with alienation. As we continue to define the other and push them away, they become alienated and lash out. We then push further and the cycle continues and deteriorates not only on a macro scale but also in our personal lives. I often feel alienated from the punk scene. I look to it as an alternative to society and because of that I tend to put it on a pedestal. A home from home for people who had not encountered success and don’t expect it. In reality it is more like a high school click. If you don’t wear the right clothes or listen to the right music or go to the right show or know the right people you’re not cool. There are so many scene parasites that push to occupy key positions in coolness that it’s very easy to be locked out if you don’t do all the things that make you cool. Enemy ears is really a calling out to all the people to reject everything and follow us into uncoolness, into oblivion, into true anti establishment. It’s the paradox of failure that can truly lead to some success. The choice between hell or disgrace.

DB: That all goes back to why we are interested in the Red Dons/Cambridge 5. When putting together all the parts for “Enemy Ears” we were thinking about the moment that Philby, Blunt and Burgess were crossing over the border to the Soviet Union. They must have known there was no going back. They would disappear into obscurity. Their history would be written by those who felt they were traitors. Yet, they still did it.

One additional track “It’s Your Right” was included on the “Pariah” single, is there any other non-album material to come out this time around?

HH: Two more 7″s are in the works at the moment.

DB: Yes, we’re in the process of finishing up some songs we recorded this summer in Chicago with Mike Lust. As for more songs recorded during the “Fake Meets Failure” recording session, there is that Chemicals album that has yet to be released. I just need to finish the art for it and it should be ready to see the light of day.

To me, your music manages to capture a multitude of influences from across the decades, and then compact these sounds in to your own highly distinctive songs . I’m thinking classic melodic Southern California, dark and heavy Portland. grim up North UK (early Eighties). and even a a splash of Sydney, Australia (yeah hup!) Would you care to share some of the key bands that helped shape your Punk development, and subsequently the musical direction of the Red Dons.

DB: You basically nailed it. Everything is an influence. What I’ve noticed is that a lot of the first punk I was exposed to like the Adolescents, Misfits, Adverts, and Wipers still dictated how I write songs today. I feel our core punk influences are pretty transparent. The influences that are more difficult to place are the non-punk ones. Bach, Erkin Koray, Fela Kuti, and Dave Brubeck are a few that might not be as apparent to the average listener. It all blends together anyway. Sometimes we’ll try to reference one influence and it comes off sounding like another. In the song “Enemy Ears” we tried to do a Fela Kuti breakdown but it came off as sounding like the Dead Kennedy’s. That’s ok though, DK is a huge influence too. Who knows, maybe they were listen to Fela too?

HH: You know, as Doug said, all the standard stuff is an influence. Dead Kennedys, The Who, The Clash, the Wipers. I think more importantly it’s the different types of music and the bands they had to offer. That did the most to influence me. Anarcho punk of the early 80’s, hardcore in the states when I was a kid, ’77 punk, Portland punk bands, jazz, classical, fela kuti.

You took to the road this summer to tour North American; how did that go? Didn’t (bassist) Hajji injure his shoulder badly?

WK: Except for Hajji injuring himself the tour was a success. For me it was like being on the road again for the first time, playing smaller gigs to a more intimate crowd. I think that is a good thing, you cut out most of the scenesters and hangers on. I like to play for new audiences that are interested, not a bunch of people who think they have seen it all. I had a great time with the band and I think the next time will be even better because we know what to expect from each other. The best moments for me were whenever we nailed a live set, that, and when the whole band shared an experience that we all enjoyed like the City Museum in St. Louis, inner tubing in Austin, or hanging out in the train yard next to the Mississippi River. I had a great time recording in Chicago for the upcoming records and can’t wait to record more with the band in the Spring. The drives are long in the US so I look forward to our first European tour together.

HH: The tour was great, the first half went well and we had easy drives. The second half was the most difficult/easiest tour I’ve ever been on. In Raleigh, North Carolina I fell off the stage and got injured quite badly. I had a separated Acromioclavicular Joint in my shoulder, a sprain neck, and a separated Sternoclavicular Joint in my chest (which took months to diagnose properly). This has left my collarbone out of whack sitting pushed down and into my sternum and may remain dislocated for life. Of course this meant I couldn’t use my left arm at all and I was stuck in a sling and heavily medicated. Thanks to the love of my band members, or out of necessity, they helped me change my clothes, tie my shoes, all the mundane stuff you take for granted. They also set up all my gear, plugged me in, wrapped my arm to my chest so I could immobilized my shoulder to play, carried everything, and gave me the best spots to sleep every night. In that sense it was easy, nothing to do just show up and play. On the other hand it was hell to be in so much pain on the road, the guilt of not pulling my own weight, and feeling guilty for hurting myself made it the most difficult tour I’ve ever been on.

We have been reading a bit about (American) The Tea Party over here recently… I’m guessing these are not free thinking people sitting around drinking Earl Grey…

WK: I think that a lot of the Tea Party movement has to do with a majority of Americans’ ineptitude at grasping domestic politics in a broader sense. People looking to go back to a (not so) quaint time when problems weren’t so massive, to a cozy time when America had an upper hand on industry as well as foreign policy. The entire world is faced with the problems of today due to the global economy built by liberal and conservatives alike in our government and the west. From what I can tell the tea party is the infiltration of fear into an overtly white demographic who feel the carpet is being ripped from under their feet. They think they are being progressive but really are being taken advantage of by fear mongering, would-be politicians with unproven credentials or at best flimsy libertarian platforms who once in office mainly side with mainstream republican values. The problem with the Tea Party movement is that it has no platform that can be surmised, it can easily be manipulated. Well, that and the fact that it is overwhelmingly populated by bigots, anti-abortionists, religious zealots, and self-proclaimed patriots. Rebels without a clue.

DB: I think it is hilarious that they originally called themselves the Tea Baggers. I wish they had were never been clued in to the sexual innuendo. Wouldn’t you love to hear people like Glenn Beck say, “I’m pleased to report that the conservative senator and his fellow tea baggers sit firmly atop the polls”?

HH: I think I’m in accordance with the British, utterly perplexed to what the fuck is going on with these people.

It’s been 3 years since we last saw you in Europe. Any plans to return?

HH: Yes, this spring we have a European tour planned with dates for the UK.

Crossfire actively promotes skateboarding. Is skating an influence at all on the lives of any Red Dons?

HH: If it weren’t for skating I wouldn’t be into punk. My uncle owned a surf shop when I was kid. He gave me a skateboard and that was all I did. I saw that picture of Darby Crash holding his skateboard with the Germs written all over it and over night I was into Punk and had a Darby haircut. For me, in the early ’80’s punk and skating were synonymous.

DB: Skateboarding was the first counter culture thing I got involved in. Unfortunately, I was a lousy skater. I took to snowboarding much better. Eventually I got into surfing too. I still do those activities whenever I get the chance, but not skating. Early on I road Ventures trucks but my favorite band in Portland call National Guard had a song about the superiority of Independent trucks so I switched. That might be the moment I realized that music was more important to me. It would be nice if I still skated now that I live in Chicago. There is a skate park by my house and no mountains or oceans for thousands of miles. Either way I’m probably better suited behind a guitar.

WK: Skating caused me to break my leg in half, haven’t done much of it since other than commuting once in a long while. My old band got interviewed in Thrasher magazine and that was the highlight of my skateboarding career.

DB: Hajji has a pretty epic story about being a little boy in Czechoslovakia and having his skateboard stolen by a Skinhead.

HH: Not just a skinhead, it was a skinhead who looked like Mr. Clean; the biggest and the baddest of the bunch. Everybody knew his name. Golas. Maybe 20 of us had been skating at the square where the Lenin statue was. It was the spot where all the skaters would meet. One thing the Soviets did was create great skate spots. A massive square completely made of granite with curbs all around. The middle platform for the statue that was about knee height and perfect to wax up. During the course of the day ambulances and police cars started showing up and parking around the square. This did not seem odd, as it was a busy area of town. Round dusk talk started spreading of a fight that happened nearby. Some of the punks and skaters had caught some skinheads and had done them for revenge over some other fight. This in itself was not a big deal as this kind of shit was going on all the time, especially since there were a lot of Nazi and Nazi sympathizing skins around. After communism fell everybody went Right, as it was the opposite of Left. In fact České Budějovice even hosted a Neo-Nazi rally at one point that the mayor of the town spoke at. It was fucking crazy because all these Austrians and Germans came. They can’t really do it in their own country, so the Czech Republic became a sort of Neo-Nazi resort; a place where you can take your top off so to speak. Anyway, this kind of stuff was going on all the time, more like tribal war with feuds and truces, especially since some of the skinheads were drug dealers and we all know how uniting drugs can be. The talk continued and rumors started to spread that something was going to happen. What my cousin and I didn’t realize, but the Skins got jumped on their way to a hockey game on a few blocks away. As the square and surrounding roads started to fill with traffic and pedestrians leaving the game, we noticed a din coming from the direction of the stadium. It was about 50 skins running and screaming, the sound of boots and battle cries.

Holy shit! At first we thought the numbers were even, as more skaters had shown up and the group mentality decided to stand firm. How these things get decided I don’t know, I guess the military calls it esprit d’corps. Unfortunately, as soon as the human wave struck all bets were off. Everybody started running in fear, especially since the Skins were a hell of a lot tougher than us, had a score to settle, and were boozed from the hockey game. At first I was ready to fight and stood my ground as the vast majority ran past me. Right in the middle of the hurricane I realized that most of the skaters and punks were running past me. As I turned around I realize I was deep behind enemy lines. I took to my skate and tried to push off full speed. That is when Golas got me. He pushed me from behind and I fell but held my balance. As I turned he had picked up my skateboard and took a swing at me with it. I ran about 10 paces off and turned and yelled at him to give it back to me. He just laughed. If you can imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger in a flight jacket and boots with a Czech accent, there he was saying “come and get it”.

Naturally, I ran for my life and collected my cousin along the way. The entire square had broken out into fighting. It wasn’t just us vs. them. Everybody was having a go. Away fans, home fans, punks, skins, skaters, normals all having a fight. I now understood why all the police cars and ambulances had assembled around the square. Snap, that’s right police cars. My cousin and I ran for a parked police car, not to get them to save my board mind you, but for protection. We were on the verge of getting the snot kicked out of us at every turn. We ran up and pounded on the window. Two coppers were inside and both slowly turned their heads to look in the opposite direction. Shit we were running again and everywhere I saw people crawling under cars for protection or running down alleys. We ran past an ambulance. Someone I knew was hiding underneath. Then we shot down a side street. People were chasing and being chased everywhere we went. Eventually we met up with some friends. A few of our skaters friends were Roma (gypsies, as is said in a more derogatory fashion). They told us to stay with them and they would take us somewhere safe. We followed them into the Roma section of town. Out of the doorways a whole pack of older boys materialized; some of them were our friends brothers. We explained to them what was going on. They already knew and told us not to worry. Then one of the boys proceeded to pull a fucking katana (or some kind of Japanese sword) out of his fucking shirt. I still remember the moment in slow motion. He reached into the neck of his shirt, grabbed something, and pulled out. It just kept coming and coming until his arm was fully extended over his head. I remember thinking fuck it’s huge! And how did he walk with that thing hidden? It must have gone down his pant leg as well as the front of his shirt? They told us to go into the stairwell of a building and wait. Down the road they went with a drawn sword.

We waited there a long long time. Eventually we summoned enough pluck to look outside, and decided to walk to get the bus back to Hluboká. The streets were dead silent and it was a frightful walk. Needless to say we made it home. From that day forward and for as long as I lived in the Czech, Golas would send messages asking me if I wanted my skateboard back or asking me when I was going to come and get it. He and his crew would even come down to the square with it and stand there watching us, taunting all the skaters, he was after all to scary to fight. To this day he still has it. Yes skating is an influence on my life. My skateboard hanging over Golas’ fireplace like a trophy will forever be an influence on my life.

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Crossfire Chronicles: Alternative Xmas Songs

Unless your eyes and ears have been clogged with snow for the past month, you should be aware that Christmas has once again reared its fat ugly head. Walking down the high street recently I was assaulted by a barrage of festivity, as the windows were filled with garish decorations and money saving deals offering a sense of false warmth and isolation at half the price. Sure, when Christmas finally arrives it can also offer some amount of joy and relief, but having it rammed down our throats in the weeks preceding the big day leaves me as cold as the icy weather outside.

Christmas songs have a part to play in all this. Not that pop music hasn’t produced a few winter favorites (I might have easily placed 5 different versions of Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’ in this list), but let’s be honest, there are a lot of truly awful Christmas songs. In an attempt to help you avoid these musical catastrophes, here are a few alternatives which show a little of the darker side of Christmas.

Words: Sleekly Lion

Sparks – Thank God It’s Not Christmas

If there’s a single Christmas song which perfectly captures the tedium of Christmas and the daunting proposition of quality time with loved ones, then this is it. Although surrounded by bright and optimistic instrumentation, the song’s message is very clear; Christmas ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, in fact for some people it can be pretty darn miserable. In the band’s own words, “Thank God it’s not Christmas, when there is only you and nothing else to do.” There’s nothing like a bit of brutal festive honesty.

Sparks – Thank God It’s Not Christmas by Crossfire Music

Nosferatu D2 – It’s Christmas Time (For God’s Sake)

What’s great about Nosferatu D2’s Ben Parker, is his talent for ridiculing seemingly ordinary things as a way of expressing his own isolation from wider society. This festive offering is no different, as he deconstructs Christmas traditions from present giving, Christmas parties and the ripping up of a plastic pound shop Santa. Crucially though, at the heart of this song is actually a very sweet love song that pinpoints exactly what this holiday should really be all about.

Nosferatu D2 – It’s Christmas Time (For God’s Sake) by Crossfire Music

Fucked Up & Friends – Do They Know It’s Christmas?

Although a fairly straight reworking of the original, Fucked Up’s take on ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas‘ gets the nod because all the proceeds from the single went to charity. Awwww. In all seriousness, though, there are some truly worthy causes here, with profits from the song split between three charities dealing with the abnormally high numbers of Aboriginal women reported missing or murdered in Canada. As well as Fucked Up, the song features an all star indie rock cast including Bob Mould, Yo La Tengo, GZA, Andrew W.K and comedian David Cross among others. Look out for Cross’ contribution, as he twists Bono’s famous words to “Well tonight thank god it’s them instead of Jews!”. The single is still available to buy here, so get involved and donate to this worthy cause.

Fucked Up – Do They Know It’s Christmas by Crossfire Music

The Hives & Cyndi Lauper – A Christmas Duel

This unlikely but inspired coming together between The Hives and Cyndi Lauper from 2008 may go down as a lost Christmas classic in years to come. Following in the tradition of Christmas duets from the likes of Bowie / Crosby and McGowan / MacColl, Lauper and Hives frontman Pete Almqvist confess their infidelities over a classic bit of Christmas cheer. The song manages to avoid any cheesy Christmas clichés though, and there’s something about Cyndi Lauper singing “I went down on your mother” that stays with you long after the song has played out.

The Hives & Cyndi Lauper – A Christmas Duel by Crossfire Music

Parenthetical Girls – Flowers In Albion

Alongside other prolific festive artists Sufjan Stevens, Low and Cliff Richard, Christmas songs for Parenthetical Girls are a serious endeavor. This original from 2009’s ‘The Christmas Creep’ single is the band’s best to date, though, and is backed with a cover of the Sparks classic found earlier in this playlist. ‘Flowers for Albion’ is written about the Christmas blitz of 1940, and although peppered with a romance, exists as a gentle and poignant reminder of much darker times. Although very sad in essence, the song also has a warm nostalgia in its choice of samples and wonderfully poetic chorus, “We kiss on the lips neath the bright magnesium light, must we brave one more blitz, signals sweetness, how could this be Christmas?” In short, my favorite Christmas song ever.

Parenthetical Girls – Flowers For Albion by Crossfire Music

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Crossfire Albums of 2010

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2010 proved to be a fascinating year for music. As online methods of distribution became more refined there were moments in which it wouldn’t be at all ridiculous to describe the art of making an ‘album’ as dead and buried underneath a plethora of free single track downloads, EPs and re-issues. On the contrary, it fueled the motivations of musicians worldwide to make greater, fully realised LPs that reinvigorated many to sit down and enjoy what magic can occur when a selection of songs need to be heard in order and at 33rpm.

Here are the top ten albums that came from all of our regular writers after countless revisions. Now go and enjoy great music over the Christmas break.

1. Darker My Love – Alive As You Are (Dangerbird)
2. Red Dons – Fake Meets Failure (Deranged)
3. The Young Veins – Take A Vacation (One Haven Music)
4. Tweakbird – S/T (Souterrain Transmissions)
5. Black Mountain – Wilderness Heart (Jajaguwar)
6. Trash Talk – Eyes and Nines (Hassle)
7. Chickenhawk – Modern Bodies (Brew)
8. Ganglians – Monster Head Room (Souterrain Transmissions)
9. Pulled Apart By Horses – S/T (Transgressive)
10. Regulations – To Be Me (Deranged)

Darker My Love – Split Minute by Dangerbird Records

1. Dessa – A Badly Broken Code (Doomtree)
2. Big Boi – Sir Lucius Left Foot: Son Of Chico Dusty (Def Jam)
3. Mount Kimbie – Crooks and Lovers (Hot Flush)
4. Bring Me The Horizon – There Is A Hell… (Visible Noise)
5. Paper Tiger – Made Like Us (Doomtree)
6. Breakage – Foundation (Digital Soundboy)
7. Freeway and Jake One – The Stimulus Package (Rhymesayers)
8. Magnetic Man – Magnetic Man (Sony Columbia)
9. Gorillaz – Plastic Beach (Parlophone)
10. Gayngs – Relayted (Jagjaguwar)

Dessa – Children’s Work by Crossfire Music

1. Black Mountain – Wilderness Heart (Jajaguwar)
2. Ceremony – Rohnert Park (Bridge Nine)
3. Red Dons – Fake Meets Failure (Deranged)
4. Regulations – To Be Me (Deranged)
5. Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan – Hawk (V2)
6. Les Savy Fav – Root For Ruin (Wichita)
7. Tweakbird – S/T (Souterrain Transmissions)
8. The Flaming Lips & Stardeath And White Dwarfs – Dark Side Of The Moon (Warners)
9. Trash Talk – Eyes and Nines (Hassle)
10. Pulled Apart By Horses – S/T (Transgressive)

Black Mountain – Hair Song by Crossfire Music

1. Daft Punk – Tron: Legacy (Disney)
2. Mount Kimbie – Crooks and Lovers (Hot Flush)
3. Bonobo – Black Sands (Ninja Tune)
4. Flying Lotus – Cosmogramma (Warp)
5. Tokimonsta – Midnight Menu (Listen Up)
6. Big Boi – Sir Lucius Left Foot: Son Of Chico Dusty (Def Jam)
7. Guido – Anidea (Punch Drunk)
8.  Four Tet – There Is Love In You (Domino)
9. Chilly Gonzalez – Ivory Tower (Gentle Threat)
10. Gorillaz – Plastic Beach (Parlophone)

Daft Punk – Derezzed by Mr. TMS

1. Comeback Kid – Symptoms and Cures (Victory)
2. Bring Me The Horizon – There Is A Hell… (Visible Noise)
3. The Wonder Years – The Upsides (Hopeless)
4. The Gaslight Anthem – American Slang (SideOneDummy)
5. Bars Of Gold – Of Gold (Friction)
6. Ceremony – Rohnert Park (Bridge Nine)
7. Sleigh Bells – Treats (Neet)
8. Best Coast – Crazy For You (Wichita)
9. Dinosaur Pile-Up – Growing Pains (Friends Vs Records)
10. Pulled Apart By Horses – Pulled Apart By Horses (Transgressive)

Comeback Kid – “Do Yourself A Favour” by Distort Inc.

1. Mount Kimbie – Crooks and Lovers (Hot Flush)
2. Former Ghosts – New Love (Upset The Rhythm)
3. Big Boi – Sir Lucius Left Foot: Son Of Chico Dusty (Def Jam)
4. Dangers – Messy, Isn’t It? (Vitriol)
5. Ceremony – In Rohnert Park (Bridge Nine)
6. Pantha Du Prince – Black Noise (Rough Trade)
7. Breakage – Foundation (Digital Soundboy)
8. Deftones – Diamond Eyes (Warner)
9. Joie de Vivre – Summer Months (Count Your Lucky Stars)
10. Actress – Splazsh (Honest Jon’s)

Mount Kimbie – Field by Crossfire Music

1. Jonsi – GO (XL)
2. Beach House – Teen Dreams (Sub Pop)
3. Delphic – Acolyte (Polydor)
4. Everything Everything – Man Alive (Geffen)
5. Arcade Fire – The Suburbs (Mercury)
6. Sleigh Bells – Interpol (NEET)
7. Archie Bronson Outfit – Coconut (Domino)
8. Caribou – Swim (City Slang)
9. Warpaint – The Fool (Rough Trade)
10. Steve Mason – Boys Outside (Double Six)

Jónsi – “Tornado” by ljbodysong

1. Red Dons – Fake Meets Failure (Deranged)
2. Herätys – S/T (Not Enough)
3. Geriatric Unit – Audit of Enemies (Boss Tuneage)
4. Daylight Robbery – Though the Confusion (Residue)
5. Leatherface – The Stormy Petrel (No Idea)
6. Complications – S/T (Feral Ward)
7. The Estranged – The Subliminal Man (Dirtnap)
8. Spermbirds – A Columbus Feeling (Boss Tuneage)
9. Regulations – To Be Me (Deranged)
10. Autistic Youth – Idle Minds (Dirtnap)

Red Dons – Pieces by Crossfire Music

1. Hans Zimmer – Inception (Reprise)
2. LCD Soundsystem – This Is Happening (DFA)
3. Lupen Crook – The Pros and Cons of Eating Out (Beast Reality)
4. Max Richter – Infra (Fat Cat)
5. Arcade Fire – The Surburbs (Mercury)
6. Jaga Jazzist – One Armed Bandit (Ninja Tune)
7. Grinderman – Grinderman 2 (Mute)
8. The National – High Violet (4AD)
9. Daft Punk – Tron: Legacy (Disney)
10. Janelle Monae – The Archandroid (Bad Boy)

Time – Inception OST Hans Zimmer by Thomas Aswin

1. Surfer Blood – Astro Coast (Kanine)
2. Joanna Newsom – Have One On Me (Drag City)
3. Foals – Total Life Forever (Transgressive)
4. Holy Fuck – Latin (XL)
5. Caribou – Swim (City Slang)
6. Beach House – Teen Dream (Sub Pop)
7. Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse – Dark Night of the Soul (EMI)
8. Daft Punk – Tron: Legacy (Disney)
9. Gayngs – Relayted (Jagjaguwar)
10. Beach Fossils – Beach Fossils (Captured Tracks)

Surfer Blood ‘Swim’ by kaninerecords

1. All Pigs Must Die – All Pigs Must Die (NONbeliever)
2. Nachtmystium – Addicts: Black Meddle Part II (Century Media)
3. Melvins – The Bride Screamed Murder (Ipecac)
4. The Hope Conspiracy – True Nihilist (Deathwish)
5. The Sword – Warp Riders (Kemado)
6. Autopsy – The Tomb Within (Peaceville)
7. Wino – Adrift (Exile On Mainstream)
8. Wormrot – Abuse (Earache)
9. Hank III – The Rebel Within (Curb)
10. Blind To Faith – The Seven Fat Years Are Over (Holy Terror)

All Pigs Must Die – Hungry Wolf, Easy Prey by Crossfire Music

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Introducing: Bars Of Gold

Bear Vs Shark were one of our favourites. So we were pretty heartbroken when they broke up. But now Bars of Gold have emerged from the ashes and are doing some serious easing of the pain. We caught up with drummer Brandon just after the release of their debut album ‘Of Gold’ to see where his head was at, how the album came into being and what’s next for this new outfit.

What were you up to in the years between the demise of Bear Vs Shark and the inception of Bars of Gold?

Speaking for myself, I was basically in Wildcatting the whole time between BVS & BOG. I was also involved in a whole bunch of projects that were fun. I learned to say “Yes” to as much as I could get myself involved in. It lead to some really cool things. Of course, Wildcatting morphed into Bars of Gold when Marc started showing up to practice. I should add that Wildcatting is not dead, it’s just that those batch of songs are the outcome of the four of us, whereas what we’re playing in Bars of Gold is slightly different. Because of time constraints, we’re focusing solely on Bars of Gold as much as we can.

Why did you decide to form Bars of Gold and what do you aim to achieve with the band?

Between all of us, we’ve been friends for years, so being in a band together was just a natural thing. Honestly our goals with the bands have been and hopefully will continue to be just writing (and recording) music. We achieved the release of our first record, so we’re already looking towards what’s next. Oh, and playing shows certainly is fun, too.

Will you be touring much? What have your shows been like so far?

As of now, No, we will not be touring much. Although, we will do what we can, but hard-core touring itself will be minimal. That isn’t to say that we’re not going to go out on excursions when the opportunity presents itself. Our shows have been quite amazing. We’ve been fortunate to play with some really great bands and have befriended some really good people. I guess it’s best to just go with the flow & see what happens.

Any plans to come to the UK specifically?

Truth is, we would love to come over as soon as we can. BVS never made it to the UK and that was something we really wanted to do. Hopefully we can get the gears rolling sometime in the near future.

What’s the story behind the name?

Like every band I’ve ever been, we’ve always picked names that tend to be kind of ridiculous. Bear vs. Shark, Pinkeye Orchestra, Wildcatting, Bars of Gold… all basically ridiculous, but I like them. I guess I would say that the best bands’ names have always come from some people who aren’t taking themselves too seriously.

How long did it take to get the album together? Did you work with any producers / engineers or was it entirely self-produced?

It didn’t take too long to write overall, but it seemed like it took a bit to put the whole record together. From the moment we started to record to the day it was out, it took a little less than a year. It slowed down when literally 4 out of 5 of us were moving & when our practice space shut down. I moved from Detroit to DC (9 hours away) which slowed things down a bit. Also, the release is vinyl, which is notoriously slow to produce.

Was it a smooth process?

A bit slow, but all in all, I’d say yes.

How does your outlook on the music scene / industry differ now, being in Bars of Gold, in comparison to how you felt as a part of Bear Vs Shark?

I would say my outlook is much better. The music industry tends to be an all-or-nothing/winner-takes-all type of economy and it’s not a game I feel we have to partake in. We all feel pretty comfortable just doing our thing. Hopefully people care enough to scope it out, but we’ll keep doing it nonetheless. Our expectations for ourselves, I’d say, are much more sound and focused on longevity for the project. We all see this as a long-term project/experiment that we can continue to grow into. Fun times will continue to be had for sure.

Is it a very different experience for you now or are you having certain feelings of déjà vu?

No déjà vu, or at least not for me. This is a different experience. I highly value what I did in the past with Wildcatting and Bear vs. Shark, but I think what’s going on now is really great. In many ways, we’re still in the process of trying to figure out what’s going on, which is a great process to be in the midst of. We don’t particularly have anything in mind when we write songs, we just kind of extrapolate from all these ideas that we kick around between us.

How did the release with Friction come about?

We’re old friends with Jeff, from Friction. He just asked if us if we’d be interested in having Friction put it out, and we were happy to say yes. Kind of simple actually.

There is relatively little information about the band out there on the world wide web at the moment. If you were to start your own Wikipedia page for the band, what 6 things would you tell everyone about yourselves (can be true or false, we’ll take our best guess as to which)?

This is funny to me because much of the BVS Wikipedia page is just wrong on so many parts.

1) The original name was going to be Volunteers
2) Wildcatting is still a band, we’re just busy right now, or something
3) Scotty makes & sells guitar pedals & other instruments
4) We make all of our t-shirts in our practice space.
5) Marc’s been brewing some mighty fine beer recently.
6) We enjoy playing more than one show a night.

Bars Of Gold debut album ‘Of Gold‘ is out now through Friction.

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Mark Sultan Interview

Further to his fantastic recent album, $, on Last Gang Records, Mark Sultan has been a significant figure in garage rock over the past decade. Whether it be his inspired collaborations with King Khan as The King Khan and BBQ show, or gospel rock supergroup The Almighty Defenders, Sultan can be relied upon to make great sounding records, and to tour them, hard. Most significantly, the three albums made with King Khan stick in our minds as perhaps his best work to date, and essential additions to any good record collection.

On the week of the release of his new solo album, we caught up with Mark to discuss his influences, playing the Sydney Opera House and what he’s got planned for the near future. We also got the low down on the making of ‘$’, which recently joined the Buzz Chart here.

Hey Mark! How’s life?

Life is great! I just moved to Toronto and I am pretty stoked.

First off, could you tell us about your new album ‘$’ and how it came together.

Well, that album was recorded a while ago – in fact the earliest recording on the CD, anyway, is the original version of ‘I’ll Be Lovin You’, which ended up being reworked as a King Khan & BBQ Show song. Most tracks were recorded in late 2008/2009, with some alterations done a bit later. I basically wanted to stretch my wings a bit after focusing more on KKBBQ and my decision to write and sing more basic and primitive rock’n’roll with that band. I wanted to write songs as ‘Mark Sultan’ and record them with more experimentation and more ‘orchestration’. It was cathartic, cuz I was pretty dark at that point. Made sense.

Why did you decide to call it ‘$’?

The name was just another in a series of bad decisions I have made in music. Nah, I dunno. Probably could argue that it’s all a joke on the fact that I never make money from my shit. But honestly, I just like the way a dollar sign looks.

I think the album really showcases your talent as a vocalist, what singers do you draw inspiration from?

Thanks. I would say it probably has been showcased more on King Khan & BBQ Show albums, as far as talking pure R&B-style howling, but I think ‘$’ is a decent showcase, if not more varied, vocally. I draw most inspiration from a long line of 50’s gospel singers, R&B vocal group singers and soul dudes. Just a bunch of remarkable talents whom you have either heard of or who have washed away with time.

What kind of music did you listen to growing up? How did you end up playing garage rock and doo-wop influenced music?

I received ‘Abbey Road’ for Christmas when I was 5 and started buying Led Zeppelin albums with saved up holiday bucks the year after, on recommendation from my cousin Steven. So, ya, lots of Classic rock and 50’s-60’s rock’n’roll stuff that I found in parents’ boxes as a kid staying home from school. That was until I was, say, 8-9. Then came metal, hardcore, punk, etc… The garage stuff was always a curiosity for me even through my hardcore days. I mean, I still had a love for the Stones, etc… and when bands like Minor Threat would cover Standells songs, I’d track down the originals. And then I started getting into all the old shit and stuff like the Mummies or Billy Childish or whatever. It all seemed punk to me! As for Doo-Wop, that also was part of growing up, on like ‘Party Rock’ albums and shit. All the novelty stuff. But my love of more ‘serious’ R&B, etc… came later, probably from researching garagebands doing old covers and going into it further. I love vocal sounds and melodies and harmonies. I love getting the chills from the ethereal sound of one person’s voice so full of soul and emotion. It makes me feel alive.

You’ve toured with some great bands in your time – are there any particular tours or stories from the road which stick out in your mind?

Man, too many stories. I’ll write a book one day. It will be funny.

What three things can you not live without when you’re on tour?

I dunno… Sometimes, when I smoke, it’s something as simple as a cigarette. Or chocolate. Mostly, I just can’t live without the love to keep going; to keep touring. Once you lose that, you should go home.

What’s your live setup like now? Have things mellowed at all since you started out?

I just toured the US as my one-man band ‘BBQ’, but which often gets billed as ‘Mark Sultan’. Weird. In any case, my performances were generally more energetic and perhaps ‘evil’ than ever. I was happy. But I also have a 4-5 piece band which I will start touring with, with me as front man. Things are not slowing down. I am never complacent.

We really love the music you’ve released as King Khan & BBQ, how would you describe your relationship with King Khan?

Well, we are brothers. We are going through a tough time at present, but we still love each other. Just gotta let time heal a few things.

Have you settled on playing under your own name now, or are there any other projects or aliases on the horizon?

Well, contrary to popular thought, that isn’t my real name, more a reliable alias so I can put one name out for now and draw less confusion. But even my real name isn’t real. I hope to use the REAL name on an upcoming release.

Of all the musical projects you’ve worked on to date, is there a record or moment that you’re most proud of?

There were a bunch of moments that could have been the proudest, but have somehow always fucked up. A good example is when me and Khan played the Sydney Opera house at the request of Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson. Disastrous. Hahahaha. Anyway, I am as proud as I can be with most shit I make, cuz I also have a good sense of self-censorship. I only put out stuff I kinda like.

Are there any plans to come back to the UK in the near future?

For a long time, the UK was on my personal blacklist, as I had nothing but horrid experiences there, but I am now willing to give it another go. More and more ‘fans’ ask and I guess I should try.

Any last words?

If music challenges your first impressions, will you shut it off or keep listening? Are you a fan of music or a fan of being a ‘fan’?

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Introducing: We Are Animal

Welcome to the world of We Are Animal from the picturesque Welsh valley’s below Mount Snowdon- a band we had only heard murmurings of from our friends that skate out West with their own take on how indie records should be delivered and how bands should keep the DIY ethic of getting heard.

It’s not often bands get in touch with us direct and are actually really worthy of a feature but on this occasion we figured that We Are Animal should definitely be heard so we exchanged words with keyboardist Liam Simpson to get the lowdown on the making of their debut album ‘Idolise’.

Where does this collective Animal derive from and how many are involved?

There’s 5 of us and most of the band come from a village called Llanberis and me and Sion the drummer live just outside.

We hear that you have quite a unique way of writing and recording your music, care to explain how this great noise takes shape?

We basically live near loads of forests and awesome scenery but there’s not much to do in the area so we regularly trek on up to these forests and mountains and jam, then take what we got from it and record it. All the songs we come up with are recorded on the same day they are written using a BOSS Digital 8-track.

How many porno mags have your found on your travels to record in the woods knowing that this used to be common place throughout the 80’s or has the internet wiped out this classic UK treasure?

We’ve found no porno’s so far so yeah the web has killed it but weirdly enough we have found a used box of thrush cream!

What’s the strangest noise you have recorded on this album from the various locations it was put together?

We managed to record an owl farting once but it didn’t sound too good so it didn’t make the album.

Idolise is coming out on a Japanese label, how the hell did that happen when there are so many here in the UK?

We’re not to sure to be honest, I think they got in touch and we said yes. Simple as that really.

Many sushi restaurants in the village?

Nah, but there’s a chippy and a place called Pete’s Eats.

It’s been mushroom season of late, how’s it looking down there?

Colourful and full of leprechauns riding ferrets.

We feel the best way to prepare them is to boil up, filter and freeze into ice cubes for a pure but instant buzz, what’s your preferred method?

Filter them into a cuppa and then watch The Matrix.

Why is it always the drummer that gets busted for drugs in most bands?

Because they’re always mental!

Most drunken, idiotic story from touring with the band so far?

We were playing in in London and we ended up getting stranded without the keys for the van where we were going to sleep. I ended up getting booted in the head by some nutcase calling us pikeys, whilst trying to sleep under tarpaulin covering some tables and chairs outside a pub at about 7 in the morning.

If there’s one song that gets played most collectively in the bus on the way to gigs what is it?

Prince – 1999

Huw Stephens from Radio 1 has been quoted to say that you were the band ‘most likely to throw piss at your audience‘, explain this?

The people who come to watch us stand well back. I’m not sure if that’s the piss or the music though!

No chance of a Welsh GG Allin in the making then? More of a Dirty Sanchez?

We have met Pritchard a couple of times actually, he was wankered on both occasions so I doubt he remembers us!

Do any of you ride skateboards?

Sion (drums) does a little and skates Shortys decks. Our friend tried a casper flip over a bin once and tore right through his lip!

And lastly your impressive debut album is out now, let us know what this means to you all to finally release the beast?

I think the hard work is about to begin now that it’s actually out. We will try and keep the momentum up as well gigging and writing songs.

Last word….

Tittybiscuits

Look out for We Are Animal’s debut album Idolise out on November 8th on Art Union Records. Pick it up from here