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The Loves Ones play the UK!

The Loved Ones have announced a UK tour.

The band will support their forthcoming album Build & Burn on February 5th and will feature Franz Nicolay and Tad Kubler from The Hold Steady. You can check them out when they hit the UK at the following dates.

November:

3rd – Birmingham, Carling Academy w/ NOFX
4th – London, Carling Academy Brixton w/ NOFX
5th – Bristol, Carling Academy Bristol w/ NOFX
6th – Liverpool, Carling Academy Liverpool w/ NOFX
7th – Leeds, Rios
8th – Manchester, Satan’s Hollow
9th – Newport, Le Pub
10th – Exeter, The Cavern
11th – London, The Underworld

www.thelovedonesband.com

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Kanye is an author?

Kanye West is bringing out a book.

This comes as amazing news to us at HQ because we were seriously under the impression that the wire-jawed bellend couldn’t read or write. The book will be called Thank You And You’re Welcome and will feature “creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating his path to success.”

Will it include the time you drunkenly got on stage and made a prick out of yourself in front of the Ed Banger lot? No? Will it include any of the numerous times you muddled your words up? No?

Fucking hell, what next? A Lil Wayne cook book?

www.kanyeuniversecity.com

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Fall Out Boy are wimps

Pete Wentz has broken his foot.

The Fall Out Boy bass player got the injury during a set in New Orleans but has said that he doesn’t plan to miss any shoes because of the injury.

Well of course you fucking won’t, you big girl’s blouse, you’ve only got a bit of bruising there. At least Roisin Murphy bust her eye up, that’s a proper injury that is.

Jeez.

www.falloutboyrock.com

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Protest The Hero reveal tracks

Protest The Hero have announced a release date for their new album.

Fortress will hit the shops on January 29th next year and will feature 10 songs, 6 of which will be set out in 2 movements. The Canadian band’s track listing is as follows:

Movement 1: On Conquest and Capture
1. Bloodmeat
2. The Dissentience
3. Bone Marrow

4. Sequoia Throne
5. Palms Read
6. Limb From Limb
7. Spoils

Movement 2: Isosceles
8. Wretch
9. Goddess Bound
10. Goddess Gagged

www.protestthehero.com

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Skateboarding Product Reviews

Cliché Air-Cores 51mm

It looks like there is a lot more to moulded urethane when it comes to skateboard wheel design. The chemical compound defines the wheel’s strength, durability, performance at high temperatures and on various surfaces, then there’s the design with width, radials, pretty graphics… You get the picture. After dual durometers and cores, the next logical step seems to make your wheel by incorporation air pockets. The result is the Cliché Air-Core wheel of which I got to test the 51mm variety.

I had heard through the grapevine that the Air-Cores really were the next best thing for skateboarders this side of carbon composites and precision bearings. Naturally I had to try a set and I jumped with joy as the four pristine urethane tires arrived at my door. I slipped them onto my axles and took them for a spin. Straight away you can feel how light the vacuumed cored wheels are, approximated the equivalent of riding with three wheels instead of four, so your pop snaps a little harder and faster. The session was on until I scooped up my deck and spotted a short slice through one of my rear wheel’s riding surface. Not stoked.

The disappointment didn’t stop there as I noticed that after a day of skating a concrete park (for those expecting scientific detail), the surface ridges had completely worn away. By surface ridges I mean the tread found on the riding surface of the wheels. Obviously the Cliché Air-Cores were soft. So soft in fact, that after a couple more days (no more than three) I had a heinous flatspot on one of my front wheels. Double not stoked.

I’ve been riding these 51mm Air-Cores for a couple of weeks now on wooden, concrete, brick and mortar surfaces and you can probably hear me coming like a Huey Helicopter with the flatspots I’ve scored. The worst part about riding with these flatspots is that I don’t ever remember powersliding to a halt, screeching to a stop due to something blocking my forward motion or failing to rotate fully of any moves. The only thing I can hope for now is that the flatspots will ride themselves out as the wheels wear down. Making wheel lighter with air pockets isn’t a bad idea at all, but using materials with as much durability as PVC plastic might not be the best technological innovation.

5/10

Ralph L-D

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Skateboarding Product Reviews

Etnies Iceland jacket

Rad, I thought as I was handed this Etnies Iceland jacket to review. I’ll wear that to the pub later to see how it performs in a controlled environment, that was the plan. That was the plan that never happened, because during the course of the day I decided to crack my elbow socket and break my scaphoid.

And so, the first outing the jacket got was to Kings College Accident and Emergency ward. Not the perfect situation to review a jacket you may think, but not so. I quickly discovered that the pockets worked as a near perfect makeshift sling to keep my arm all cosy on the journey to A & E. Once in the ward, the jacket (which reminds me of an 80’s puffa in construction) acted as both a cushion to protect my arse from germs, and a blanket, which would protect my legs from any stray vomit/spittle that may be spraying about from other hospital users.

There is only so much you can do to entertain yourself in hospitals, me and my brother whiled away the hours by watching characters such as ‘ski jump hat’ and ‘power brow’ and taking bets on how long the bag head would be in the toilets. You could of course pass the time by counting the amount of bamboo leaves that are printed all over this jacket (I reckon about 2350).

Luckily for me I was called for an x-ray before we had to resort to this. Whilst waiting for the results of my x ray, I discovered I had put the jacket in a puddle of what I hope was water, once again, the jacket came through- no damp had gone inside and the jacket dried in seconds due to the hospitals heating which I swear is extra hot to help the spread of bacteria. The detachable hood can act as a handy bag to carry your notes about, as well as acting as a neck support when attached to prevent you falling asleep on the person your sitting next to and catching head lice or other ailments.

Overall, this Iceland jacket performed really well in the hospital situation, it was warm and comfy, but didn’t make me feel like or look like the stay puft marshmallow man, and more importantly I didn’t contract MRSA while wearing it. Now that must be the sign of a decent jacket.

http://etnies.com/

Joe Sketch

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The Who to tour again

The Who are set to tour again next year.

The band announced they would be continuing their reformed live show after having recently completed a 13-month tour which took in Europe and America. The band are gearing up for the release of their DVD Amazing Journey: The Story Of The Who. Of the tour, frontman Roger Daltry said:

“We don’t want to stop now. We don’t want those long hiatuses that we used to have. We feel at this time of our lives it’s too precious a thing to take liberties with time. When you’re young, you’ve got that time. When you’re old, you haven’t. You should at least keep the ball rolling,”

www.petetownshend.co.uk/projects/thewho

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SOTY sign to Epitaph

Epitaph have signed Story Of The Year.

The band released two albums on Maverick Records, but will move over to Epitaph to work with Goldfinger frontman John Feldman and Elvis Baskette on their new record which is set for release next year. Epitaph boss Brett Gurewitz said of the band:

“From my first time seeing Story of the Year light up the stage of the tiny Troubadour club like a torch, to soon thereafter seeing them light up every TV screen across America, I always regretted that I hadn’t come across them just a little sooner and perhaps have had the chance to sign them, All I can say is I’m finally redeemed! This is a very big deal for Epitaph.”

www.storyoftheyear.net

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Skateboarding Product Reviews

Vans TNT II

I’ve have several pairs of Vans through my skateboarding reign and have to admit that even though they sell enough weird shit to comfort emo’s, they still rock a good skate shoe and the quality speaks for itself!

I’m on my second pair of TNT’s and thought it would be good to review these skonz after I killed both pairs, giving them a decent run and coming up with a full flavoured opinion about both pairs and how they differentiate.

Truth be told, my first pair was love and first sight, all black, really thin, skinny tongue and beautifully crafted. They we’re cruisers, flippers, carvers and techies all in one, with the best part being, they fucking lasted me longer than any other skate shoe I’ve had in the past 5 years! The second pair was slightly less of a desirable object to look at, but nonetheless, these bastards played the part and played it well. They came to the races fully prepared and ran the same distance with heavy obstacles along the way. They we’re slightly less skinny than the previous ones, but they were still pretty much the same shoe with the same results all the way through.

I’ve been told by many a Van Fan that this is they’re weapon of choice too and therefore I can conclude that these shoes wont let you down and they certainly wont break the bank either. They’re fairly cheap as far as skate shoes are concerned, but you won’t feel out of place when you rock them to a club or pub, they’re the perfect all rounder.

I guarantee you’ll be happy with these and remember, Vans will probably still be around years and years to come, long after the newspapers finally kills Dianna’s death off for good…or maybe not, that shit will probably sell for another couple of centuries too…Idiots.

Live FAST, Ride FAST
2P

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Live Reviews

Get Happy Tour – Live

Brixton Academy
22.10.07

It’s probably just as well that the positive vibes of the Get Happy tour await us, because the journey to Brixton tonight is more of a Get Angry or Get Sweaty affair, with the tube out of action and the local buses rammed to bursting point. Apparently openers Army Of Freshmen and Zebrahead went down well with those that were lucky enough to arrive in time to see them.

It’s been ten years since the Bloodhound Gang unleashed their One Fierce Beer Coaster debut, and tonight there’s a sense that Jimmy Pop and co’s smut-laden keg party tunes would work better in a smaller venue with the booze flowing freely. As it is, the Academy isn’t doing their sound any favours, so they compensate with all manner of odd (or just plain stupid) antics; most of them courtesy of bassist Evil Jared Hasselhoff. After he’s finished dragging a flight case across the stage – using a rope attached to his penis, of course – the band finish with The Bad Touch (complete with footage of animals fornicating on the giant projector screen), and leave most of crowd with huge grins on faces. Job done.

Bowling For Soup were treated as something of a joke when they first arrived on the scene; viewed by many as just a bunch of chancers attempting to follow in Blink 182’s goof-punk slipstream. However, 2007 sees the band not only continuing to proudly fly in the face of critical opinion, but also in possession of an arsenal of tunes that, whilst they could hardly be described as classic, are nevertheless catchy as hell and great fun to sing along to in the live setting. I‘m Gay, 1985, Girl All The Bad Guys Want; all delivered with no little panache and a handful of endearing lyterrible jokes. Granted, the closing massacre of Johnny Cash’s Ring Of Fire is a step too far, but if you’re expecting good taste from this lot, then you’re clearly at the wrong gig.

Jumping around like a madman and acting half your age – is this what it takes to Get Happy in 2007? Oh well, discovering your inner child was rarely such a guilty pleasure before.

Alex Gosman