Kanye West is bringing out a book.
This comes as amazing news to us at HQ because we were seriously under the impression that the wire-jawed bellend couldn’t read or write. The book will be called Thank You And You’re Welcome and will feature “creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating his path to success.”
Will it include the time you drunkenly got on stage and made a prick out of yourself in front of the Ed Banger lot? No? Will it include any of the numerous times you muddled your words up? No?
Fucking hell, what next? A Lil Wayne cook book?