I know what you are thinking as you look at this image – “what the fuck!”.
But hold the next line as these are the most comfy shoes i have worn in ages, like pillows to keep your heel bruises with smiles on their smug faces! Well goodbye suckers cos i ain’t riding without these even if they look like they just flew out of a gay Miami slumber party!
Seriously, i opened the box and was almost sick, but it was my birthday, slipped them on and you know what – “it’s my party and i do what i want to, pizza face” because these may be big shoes and i don’t usually float a mid-top, but they pack em, if you know what i mean. Summer is round the corner in this town and i will be wearing these at every slumber party AND even at the skatepark at lunch times, so suck my oil.
By the way, have you seen the Lakai trailer for Fully Flared yet?* No? What kind of droid are you?
*hint to visit their website….
Garbage frontwoman Shirley Manson is set to record a solo album, but Garbage are far from split up. Manson, who recently inducted Blondie into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame, recorded new tracks in London and claims she has no set schedule for a release date. She has worked with David Arnold, the man she worked alongside for her James Bond theme “The World Is Not Enough“.
Whether or not we’ll all be flying off 30 foot ramps and riding rainbow rails in the future is still uncertain, but if you want to see how far we can take this skateboard thing, look no further than Danny Way. The bionic Super-human keeps surpassing himself with wilder stunts every time, and the next one looks like something out of a morphine dream.
Saxon, the 80s metal giants, have had problems ahead of their scheduled appearance at Desert Rock, the metal concert in Dubai, which is due to have 25,000 people in attendance and is being fronted by overlords Megadeath.
Alright, someone has to draw the line between what constitutes skateboarding and what constitutes a stunt? This difference has led many die-hard vert fans astray as they watch their idols dangling in thin air above historical monuments and 20 foot towers of plywood.
After over 6 years of graft and false rumours, Mike Patton’s new project, Peeping Tom, is apparently ready to go. After various different news stories floating around in the past, finally Peeping Tom’s self titled debut album has found a home on Ipecac and is due for release on May 30th.
After last year’s brilliant 10th anniversary celebration, the Camden Crawl is back, taking place on Thursday April 20th. The Crawl, which costs £20, takes in 50 of 2006’s best up and coming acts and will contain a venue map which will remain secret until the day itself.
As per usual, those scoundrels that are the 
Finally, Death will now be distributed by long-time friends Consolidated. So, that’s 
It’s punk rock. It’s not rocket science. Or brain surgery. Or a really tough round of ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’. It’s simple, it’s direct and it can’t be beat. No Trigger hail from the East Coast and deliver here twelve tracks of solid gritty punk rock that is jammed full of killer melodic hooks with more energy than a gang of kids cut loose in a Red Bull factory. Taking their influences from classic melodic punk bands like Lifetime, Hot Water Music and Jawbreaker, No Trigger are emotional without being emo and tough without being hardcore. Like we said, there’s no game plan, no hidden agenda and no blatant attempt to cash in and make their money on the commercial punk circuit. This is the real deal and every song sounds like the band are putting everything they possibly have into their music. Real and raw, just the way we like it.
To understand Venom you really had to be a teenager in the mid-eighties. They had everything any pissed off teenager could want; they were horrendously loud and brash, blatantly satanic and crammed full of occult imagery, explosions, death and skulls! Having practically invented black metal back in 1981, the band are back again to reclaim their crown as the heaviest and sickest band on the planet. And although ‘Metal Black’ doesn’t feature the original Venom line-up, newer members Antton and Mykus do a fine job of backing up original singer/bassist Cronos’ demonic howl. Sure, songs like ‘Antechrist’ and ‘Death & Dying’ are not as raw and harsh as the original classic Venom material, but they’ve created a dense heaviness here that they should be proud of. Their UK tour in March promises to be explosive. Don’t miss your chance to see this classic UK metal band.
The fact that Fixit Kid had to form their own label in defiance against the many independent labels that felt the band didn’t fit any particular genre says all you need to know. In an age when, more than ever, music is tidied away into neat little boxes ready for mass consumption, Fixit Kid’s stubborn refusal to fit-in must be encouraged.
Here’s yet another incredible album of rock action from the fine folk at Deranged Records who just keep on pumping out the hits. Following hot on the heels of recent godlike releases from Career Suicide, Dead Stop and Fucked Up, Brutal Knights effortlessly fuse the sheer speed and raw power of early eighties hardcore with the gurning garage punk of bands like Zeke and the New Bomb Turks. It’s an awesome mix and thunders along at break-neck speed, played at maximum intensity with all the suitably of a band that sound like they’ve had their fingers removed and replaced by hammers to play their instruments with. They’re from Toronto, we’ll probably never get to see them live but fuck it, buy this CD, turn it up and peel your own skin off baby.
You’re not going to be able to move for teary-eyed nostalgia for the 30th anniversary of punk this year and while all and sundry will be waxing lyrical about the Sex Pistols and The Clash, you can bet The Ruts will hardly get a mention despite the fact that they are, without doubt, the greatest punk band off all time. This CD does exactly what is says on the tin and collects all of the bands single tracks, combining both A and B-sides for an unbeatable collection of punk rock energy. Who knows what this band would have achieved had singer Malcolm Owen’s dumb heroin death not cut their career so cruelly short. Despite that, they left behind some incredible recordings and still inspire to this day. Do yourself a favour. Buy this.
In the summer of 2002 came an album that was to change the face of modern day metal as we knew it. A jaw-shattering mix of thrash metal mayhem with a melodic hardcore twist, Killswitch Engage laid down the foundations of metalcore for the hundreds of clones that would follow. Re-packaged with a bonus disc containing previously unreleased live and demo materials – as well as exclusive band member interviews – this is one album you can’t afford to miss out on again.
Hailing from the deepest and darkest depths of California’s death metal underground, Suicide Silence are possibly one of the most sonically terrifying bands to grace the planet thus far. It’s no coincidence that their very name portrays a self-destructive death, because this torturous collection of vengeful screams and drums capable of drowning out even the most violent of stampedes; the great unknown is almost certainly the only escape from terror. Utterly devastating.
Fewer bands have come in for more stick in recent years than Brazil’s thrash veterans Sepultura. Though the initial material that followed front man Max Cavalera’s sudden departure in 1996 would be less than inspirational, the follow-up to 2003’s promising ‘Roorback’ is an undeniable sign that after almost a decade of apparent struggle; Sao Paolo’s finest are ready and raring to reclaim their crown as one of metal’s true leading lights.
Pantera. Crowbar. Corrosion of Conformity – the list is endless. Groove-laden heavy metal peppered with raw hardcore attitude and deep fried in a crunchy southern batter. While Atlanta’s Organ may not yet have achieved the same stellar status as the aforementioned greats, ‘Volume of Hate’ is a foot-stomping and spine-shattering statement of intent – and one that may just be the missing spice in the secret ingredient to future success.
They may hail from the Northern America heartland of New Hampshire, but with whisky-soaked vocal harmonies and riffs the size of bulldozers; Scissorfight are living proof that the South is by no means the only place to have a good time. Their first full-length in almost three years, ‘Juggernaut’ is packed full of bottle-smashing anthems capable of getting even the most raging rockaholic absolutely shitfaced. Hold on to your beers.
This one isn’t for the faint-hearted. How can three good-looking Essex lads have created such a twisted, cynical and downright malevolent debut album? Musically reminiscent of ‘Troublegum’ era Therapy? and the Pixies at their most abrasive, Engerica’s not-so-secret weapon is the Jekyll-and-Hyde persona of frontman David Gardner, who unleashes semi-garbled lyrical hell and razorblade guitar on eerily insistent anthems like ‘Funeral Song’ and recent single ‘The Smell’. One of the best British debuts in recent memory – misanthropy has rarely sounded so good.
Formerly the singer of LA art punk legends X, Exene Cervenka’s early solo efforts went largely unnoticed, but 2002’s self-titled debut Original Sinners album was a real return to form. ‘Sev7en’ is arguably even better: a clutch of melodic folk-punk songs with hints of country and rockabilly, refreshing in its musical simplicity. Among the highlights are the arresting stomp of ‘Sky Blue Pink’ and the semi-acoustic lilt of ‘Tavern’; both sounding oddly upbeat, given the often serious lyrical matter. Quite simply, a great American roots record with a strong rebellious streak.
NYC based rapper MC Lars describes his music as ‘post-punk laptop rap’- intriguing, eh? This, his second album, includes amusing fictional tales (‘The Roommate From Hell’), critiques of the record industry and commercialisation of alternative culture (‘Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock’; ‘Download This Song’), and even a warning of the perils of chat-rooms (‘Internet Relationships’), whilst incorporating samples from diverse sources such as Iggy Pop, Supergrass and – ahem – the ‘Tetris’ theme tune. Both entertaining and thought-provoking, Lars is clearly on to something here. He’ll be touring the UK in April.
Imagine a gang of Mancunian ska-punkers going nuts with a sampler and with a hyperactive female MC on lead vocals; the result is one of the best live bands around. This is a mini-compilation, including eight tracks from the band’s two EPs (‘Sounds To Consume’ and ‘Turbo’), four demos and four remixes. For the most part, it’s highly addictive stuff; a musical melange of ska, dub, hardcore, funk and hip-hop, all topped off with socially-aware lyrics and a renegade attitude. It’s the sound of a British multicultural band with something to say; you’d be well advised to listen up and to get dancing.
Swedish rockers Diamond Dogs formed over a decade ago, but have only just got around to their debut UK release. Listening to ‘Bound To Ravage’ will make you wonder why they took so long; as this 12-track compilation is bursting with quality rock n’ roll tunes in a Hellacopters/Quireboys/Hanoi Rocks vein (the Hellacopters’ Nicke Anderson even provides guest vocals on ‘Gotta Be Gone’). There’s a storming opener in ‘Sad To Say I’m Sorry’, the brass-laden brilliance of ‘From Now On’ and a couple of heartfelt weepies in ‘Somebody Else’s Lord’ and ‘Passing Through My Heart’. Listen to this one in a smoky barroom with a large JD and coke to hand; it’ll make perfect sense.
This debut single from the London 3 piece is anything but run of the mill. ‘All Ones and Zeros’ bounces out of the gates with a soaring beat, followed by raw guitars, building up your expectations for a strong vocal to kick in…but it never really does. But therein lies the charm of this band, all three tracks on this debut are mood and emotion driven – drawing on the bands main influences of more experimental bands and movements. If you’re expecting catchy hooks and melodies, then you’ll be disappointed – these guys are on a different level and are unlike anything else out there. Psychedelic guitars and some out of this world effects pedals harp back to the 60’s s, and combine to make one of the most original ambient sounds out there. If you’re sick of the same same stuff out there, ignore the emo-esque band name and shrug this on for size.
When the major-signed Audiovent faltered, guitarist Ben Einziger and bassist Paul Fried rejected the idea of going back to a 9-5 job. Instead they bought together a new act in the form of Agent Sparks, whose debut on Immortal Records is a really promising, gutsy indie/pop EP which really delivers. From the onset guitarist Einziger’s vocals bond perfectly with Stephanie Eitel – who was bought on bought onboard on the strength of her lyrics and vocals -and what a contribution she brings to the table. She has a catch to her voice which seems to really emphasise the captivating pop punk choruses, and extend lyrics further than just mere words. It feels like they’re really finding their feet with this album, each of the 5 tracks has it’s own identity, ranging from the poppy ‘Choke‘, the angsty ‘Mr Insecurity’ and the crunching guitars and heavy bass of ‘So Long, Darlings’ All in all this is an exciting and enjoy able EP from a band who, with some direction and focus in the new recording could really become a force to be reckoned with.
Every so often you come across a band that you really can’t label, and Young People is one of those bands. Made up of three friends, the multi talented Katie and Jeff Josenburg and Jarrett Silberman, they are almost a mini Arcade Fire, swapping instruments between songs and producing an array of moods rather than prevalent verse-bridge-chorus tracks. Katie’s vocals are raw and almost sound disjointed from the rest of the recording, sometimes swinging to southern soul and other times almost veering towards native american chanting – someone pass the war paint please. The production is simple, stripped down to the bare minimum, the sound clear and pure. This experimental album is an antidote to today’s mainstream, but could be too way out there for most.
Dirty Perfect are a bit of a global group, hailing from Cardiff – via Manchester, Australia and New Zealand – and yet they sound like a dirty American garage band mixed with a hefty dose of British cynicism and talent. If you’re looking for a kick arse EP to pick up your spirits look no further – these guys storm through a pitifully short track listing with attitude, raw energy, a spot-on mix of hooks, ripping guitars and angry vocals – it’s no wonder they’ve been enjoying Radio One airplay already. ‘Condo Royale’ is a dramatic affair, whilst ‘Scheme Eugene’ rips through you with a smile- all tracks maintain a gloriously sleazy air without becoming too fuzzy or confused. I! t’s been a while coming but this EP almost does everything is says on the tin, yes its beautifully dirty..and it’s not far off perfect either.
East London’s BOY KILL BOY really shift up a gear with this disco-fantastic indie twist of a single. Dramatic and sharp vocals courtesy of front man Chris Peck pull the track together -the production is bright and clear, the disco vibe making this an instant dance floor filler. They’ve been described by one music rag as a split between The Smiths and Hard-Fi (who they toured with last year) and add a heft dose of The Killers spongy verve into the mix and you’re not far off. Whilst the overall tone is upbeat, there’s darker undertones which hopefully Muse/Razorlight producer John Cornfield will coax out of them with the upcoming album, which if it’s anything as good! as this sampler is going to be very exciting indeed.