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James Dawson Exhibition

When: 28th Oct. – 31st Dec.
Where: Projekts Mcr
36-40 Edge Street, Northern quarter, Manchester.
Tel: 01618325677
Web:www.projektsmcr.com

James Dawson presents a series of recent paintings looking at small architectural spaces regularly visited by skateboarders around Manchester.

“When I began skateboarding I began to become more aware of my environment around me and to see the various possibilities of the city.”

Using the pallet and materials of graffiti art, the medium is turned on its head. By selecting a location where a graffiti artist may finally present his piece and like a more traditional landscape painter he works from drawings and photographs he makes at the location and takes them to his studio to be worked on further. In his work James questions the use of the urban environment and the different ways in which the spaces can be viewed and utilised.

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God Bless Us All – Dist.One Art Exhibition

The 88b gallery below the CIDE Skateshop plays host to the wonderful art skills of David Earl Dixon Dist.One known in the skateboard world for his unique graphics with The Harmony skateboard company. The opening night at the gallery will also feature a London premier of the debut Harmony Skate DVD, so yet another excuse for turning out for this one.

Check the following websites for more info:

http://www.skatecide.com

http://www.distone.co.uk

http://www.theharmony.co.uk

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Deathrace 2005 Skate Jam

Attention all racers!

Please present yourselves to the starting blocks for the Death Race 2005 at Rampcity, Blackpool on Dec. 10th (6 to 11pm). This event encourages the use of leather, big tools and burnt urethane… Anybody seen sporting fancy dress will receive something special from one of the sweaty host(esse)s, and your ears wil bleed courtesy of some rythymic groans. Re-fueling can be dealt with via the fully licensed bar. Expect serious skating and serious injuries!

www.bigwoodys.co.uk for more info

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Mantub Ressurection Skate Jam

This Jam has been cancelled.

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Booze Cruising with the Colonel

reported by everyones favourite swinger…Maxwell Woodger Esq
Monday, 28 November 2005

Digesting a lovely vegetarian curry and smoking a fruity hookah pipe, I watched the screen with glazed eyes. A pile of dirty dishes were strewn between the table, couch, desk and sink, and ash had slipped and crumbled onto the carpet. In this decadent yet resolved décor, not much could bother me except the taxman or a sudden drop in body lotion stock.

However, the late night news report suddenly made the sweet fumes turn sour and my belly ache: Colonel Qaddafi was sitting cross-legged with a fly-swat in his hand brushing away all accusations of misdoings and general evil behaviour in regards the 5 Bulgarian nurses sentenced to death in Libya!

The dirty devil hid behind his counterfeit Dior sunglasses, and bad face-lift as the journalist pressed him for an explanation. Apparently the Colonel was slapping the blame for a botched bit of chemical skulduggery on these health workers from abroad. Libya was always a dodgy place to book a holiday, but these were members of an honest organisation- one which served and saved the People- Not some 18-30 Club Rep death squad.

So, what do you do?

This was one too many late night shocks for my liking, plus Khadhafi’s military outfit was far too loud for my flatscreen pixels to deal with. The World was going to shit with people dressed like that in power! Surely he was an open target with camouflaged colours like that? Unless the Colonel spent all his free time at carnivals and Mardi Gras conventions..? Ummm…

In any case, there wasn’t much I could do about it at this ungodly hour. I needed a drink! I grabbed my coat and hit the cold slippery streets. No-one around and no noise; just a dimly lit avenue with stray cats for company… Any serious alcky would be getting the shakes when left with these kind of prospects for a bevy. Heavy breathing and bloodshot eyes on a junkie for the tipple, as he stalks the streets armed with a scratched up lighter used to open many a bottle in the dark!

Of all my years frequenting the fountains of fermented fun in various pubs, clubs and bars, I’ve never understood the English way of handling this customer service. If they aren’t imposing ever increasing taxes, or revoking licences from family-owned venues, the fuzz is prowling the streets in huge armoured paddy wagons looking for an easy quota level of arrests to make! It’s shameful.

However, any foreigner will let you know that an Englishman cannot hold his drink (with the obvious exception being Americans who down Proof piss by the litre!). Plus, being the great socialite he is, anything that might enhance the Englishman’s bear hug grip of friendship on a stranger, or push him to prove the Eurovision judges wrong with his odes and ballads of football rivalry, must be stopped!

Last orders at the bar, mate! That’s right- Get outta my public house and go urinate elsewhere!

It’s a harsh reality every Englishman must face.

So, where does that leave me and the alcoholics, eh?

Well, firstly, I’m not an alcoholic… Just a man who is a little tired and emotional about Global affairs. And anyway, I know where to find the nectar of the gods if needs be: Libya.

Why of course! If Qaddafi can parade himself on 24 hour news networks dressed like Trinny or Susanna on ketamine, and falsely condemn innocent people of chemical injunctures, he must be sipping the right syrup. To my knowledge, the camel is King in the desert because it carries water. So, with his garish looks, enormous hump against society and desert storm dress code, Khadhafi must have something in his drinks cabinet..?

Maxwell Woodger Esq

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Troll Jam

Projekts MCR is hosting a fundraising skateboarding competition at City Centre Skate Park at the Mancunian Way (Manchester) on 26th November 2005. The comp is to raise money towards a £200,000 extension. The competition is slightly different to normal skate comps. Competitors must enter as a team of 3 skaters. Each team will be given a five to ten minute section to show their skills to the judges.

Prizes will be awarded for:

Best Trick, Best Skater, Best Female Skater, Best Team and Best Slam (AKA the Spoon Prize).

Sections:

Sponsored Teams
Non-Sponsored Teams
Female Teams

Sponsors include Creme, Unabomber, Bench, Heroin, Projekts Skate Shop.

Entrance to the event is £2.00, which goes to the cause.

For further information please contact:

John Haines
Project Manager
johnnyhaines@gmail.com
07795685900

Flyer to follow shortly………

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Taste of Chaos Tour

Hurley Clothing have backed a huge UK tour featuring Funeral For a Friend, The Used, Killswitch Engaged, Rise Against, Story of the Year, Bleed the Dream and My American Heart.

The Taste of Chaos will be one of the best this year if you like it loud…

Dates are:

11.6.05 Manchester UK Apollo
11.7.05 Doncaster UK Dome
11.8.05 Birmingham UK NIA
11.9.05 Glasgow UK SECC, Hall 3
11.10.05 Brighton UK Centre
11.11.05 OFF
11.12.05 Cardiff UK CIA Arena
11.13.05 London UK Brixton
11.14.05 London UK Brixton

Go to www.gigsandtours.com for all tickets or win them from the competitions page on this site.

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“The Filth and the Fury”

The tales and journeys of Maxwell Woodger Esq
Monday – November 14 – 2005

Just the other day I was re-living that great scene from A Bronx Tale- you know, that film where DeNiro is trying to keep his son on the straight and narrow during the Mob/Race hate era of the 50’s…Yeah, so I’m sitting in the backseat with my New Era pulled low, black camoed down, eyes focusing on an uncertain future. My camarades are more relaxed and joking around me. One of them mock sings a verse from some hip-hop song about “Still not caring…” I don’t remember who the rapper is.

My sweaty hands are trying to get a grip on the bottle between my legs. I couldn’t care less if the cops pulled us over and found a few empty jars of booze in the vehicle. We’re carrying scarier things than 32% alcohol with us tonight: 4 lengths of wood, three jerry cans, an array of sharp implements and a whole lot of determination… Plus a possible biscuit, but what I don’t know can’t hurt me, eh?

Anyway, the tension has got too deep for my entourage and actions speak louder than words.

When I scan the screens and pick up the airwaves, witnessing the tear of social fabric in France somehow none of it surprises me. When I moved to France, the coffee and croissant charade was soon squashed and replaced by the stale baguette and odd flavoured milk. I didn’t run the Champs Elysées with a beret and string of onions like many a tourist, I walked the back alleys with an army of Lacoste shellsuits and stolen scooters. Despite their garish outfits (peaked hats, bright coloured tracksuits and dazzling white Stan Smiths), my co-hosts were ignored and avoided by the rest of French society.

“Je m’embats les couilles de tous ces gouèrrons! Ils n’ont jamais rien fait pour mes parents, ni mes grandparents, alors pourquoi est ce qu’ils se bougeraient le cul pour nous? Le monde est a nous alors ce soir moi et mes srabes on va se server!”

I knew what he was saying, but I had better translate for those of us that don’t recognize the lingo: He didn’t give a shit about the whiteys. They hadn’t done a thing for his parents or his grandparents before that, so why would they bother moving ass for him today? As the iconoclastic Tony ‘Scarface’ Montana pointed out to the disillusioned youth: The world is Yours. Tonight him and his boys were taking their share.

Fighting words in a volatile situation usually ends in hostilities. The only problem here is that nobody’s listening. The kids don’t understand the political rhetoric and the politicians can’t get to grips with the back-slang. Add to that the fact that a lot of the estates are no-go areas for social services, and an immigrant’s son can’t take two steps out of his ghetto without being stopped and searched by the fuzz, and there is definite communication breakdown.

These are dark days and the lines are drawn. Like the poor roaming the streets in 1789, these revolutionaries aren’t hungry for bread- they want work! But nothing is going to happen until people step up and take responsibility for themselves. Right-wing crusader Sarkozy needs to step down from his battle horse, whilst the young rioters need to step up to the challenge and try harder.

As we turned a sharp corner and crawled through a parking lot of neatly parked cars destined to be torched, thoughts ran through my head. Did my cohorts even remember how all this started? Does it really matter?
This generation had been pissed on by society with flammable liquids, and the electrocution of two of their own was the spark needed to light a fire that burned within.There was talk of curfews being installed across the land, and distant communities taking up the cause elsewhere… We didn’t care.

We left the motor running and stepped out onto our dark playground. Each of us passed round the wood and implements, whilst someone took care of the jerry cans filed with fuel.
After a little organization and set-up, one of us fired up the generators and a session was underway.

The radio cheered us on in the background: Candi Statons ‘Young hearts run free’.

Maxwell Woodger Esq

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The EASTPAK Antidote Tour

Featuring…

MILLENCOLIN
FLOGGING MOLLY
RANDY
THE UNSEEN

TOUR DATES:

31-Oct UK Glasgow Academy
01-Nov UK Leeds University
02-Nov UK London Astoria
03- November at Norwich UEA
04-Nov UK Birmingham Academy
05-Nov UK Manchester Academy

Info and updates on www.antidotetour.com or www.eastpak.com

GET THE CD!

Side One Dummy Records is producing the official EASTPAK ANTIDOTE TOUR CD which will be available in stores 1st week of October…check it out.