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DVD Reviews

Enjoi – Bag Of Suck

Enjoi are a bit of a loose cannon. You see, Bag of Suck has been anticipated for far too long, and after the numerous team changes (which involved the loss of Marc Johnson and Bobby Puleo!) people were beginning to doubt whether the gang of Merry Pranksters could pull it off. The team took the criticism in their stride and shrugged off any doubt, clouding any footage for this DVD in mystery. Finally a release date was set and respected and the final product is everything you could have wished for and more… Much more.

In regulation orange, the little box with collage of point-and-shoot photo linear notes, the Bag of Suck DVD leads the way for fun on your skateboard. The featured riders- Jerry Hsu, Caswell Berry, Jose Rojo, Louie Barletta, Jason Adams and Clark Hassler– have only ever performed together for the fraternal Tilt Mode videos of the past. Those videos were a damn good breathe of laughing gas in a world dominated by deadly serious filming sessions. The Enjoi video obviously stays in the same vein of skating, but you can tell the guys have grown up a bit and know when to quit the party and get busy. In fact, on more than one occasion this DVD had me gasping at the feats performed.

After some stylish intro credits, Caswell Berry opens the show to the beats of Dead Prez ‘Hip-Hop’– a very good choice and banging tune I might add! Caswell is a bit of a gnarler, and when you see what he had to suffer to get some of his tricks down in the bonus sections, you’ll understand why Caswell can’t be slept on. Unless he’s drunk and demanding a haircut…

Jason Adams rolls up next and manages to pull a wicked part with hardly any ollies. You might ask how this is possible, but when you see how far and innovative Jason can take wallrides, you’ll suddenly feel like a new chapter of skating has been opened before you.

Next up is the sweetest bit of park skating I have seen in a while. Never before has synchronized skating looked so good. If the Enjoi squad had to enter the Olympics, a performance like this is definitely worth gold. I must also praise the filmer or whoever conceptualized this segment.

The first time I saw Jose Rojo was in a Tilt Mode video, and I remember Marc Johnson expressing undeniable talent in the kid thus giving him the premier amateur status on the team. Jose is a smooth operator who can cruise around any terrain in style. Jose recently suffered a bad car accident, but hopefully this hasn’t shaken his nerves because buttery skating like this is golden.

Clark Hassler is a bit of a tweaker. He might blurt random rubbish and gurn under pressure, but this kid has got some sweet tricks- notably on ledges. Clark doesn’t go all out to technify each trick, but he adds just the right amount of spice to have you rewinding his section to get a proper grasp at how difficult a few of his tricks are.

You can’t get the Enjoi team on screen without their mates clocking some footy too. The friends sections runs smoothly with a wide variety of talent featured, in fact (and I know other reviews have picked up on this too) keep an eye out for Dave ‘D3 Millionaire’ Mayhew who skates across the screen and proves the D3 debacle hasn’t robbed him of skills.

Ah! Louie Barletta… They say that one man’s madness is simply misunderstood genius, and Louie on his board demonstrates this to the tee. This wild eyed mascot to the team has got the skills to pay the bills as well as the positive attitude to enjoy each and every minute on his skateboard. Some people might look at Louie as a joke, but I honestly don’t think 90% of the pros out there could touch this guy or what he can do on a board. Hats off to the Mad hatter of skateboarding, this section is by far one of the most creative skateboarding parts ever as Barletta kills the most awkward spots with precision. If this part was on any other video it would be the grand finale but the star of the show and on everyone’s lips for this DVD has gone to another man on the team.

Finally the curtains drop, and it’s Jerry Hsu that sees us off with a two song part of ridiculous skating. From a very young age Jerry has demonstrated silly control and style that only a few would be able to emulate. I think Jerry has kept all of his footage for this part under lock and key because there are some serious bangers in here, plus to fill a two song segment you’ve got to be a busy bee. Gaps, rails, ledges, banks… Jerry can hold it down and hit up spots like no one else right now. This part will go down in history and maybe earn him the SOTY I the States, only time will tell, but you have to see this DVD, not for one man alone, but for a team effort.

So, there you have it- the much anticipated Enjoi DVD. The way in which the team pokes fun at skating, but primarily themselves, can leave onlookers perplexed as to where they are heading in the greater scheme of things, but this Bag of Suck is confirmation that the Enjoi team are not to be mocked. You have gathered that the skating is right up there, but don’t let me forget to tell you about the many bonuses and great soundtrack. In fact, I won’t. You need to get down to your SOS and grab a copy ASAP!

Soundtrack:

Part: Intro
Air – Dead Bodies

Part: Caswell Berry
Dead Prez – Hip Hop

Part: Jason Adams Pt. 1
Elvis Presley – Love Me Tender

Part: Jason Adams Pt. 2
Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros – Coma Girl

Part: Skateparks
Etta James – A Sunday Kind of Love

Part: Jose Rojo
Them – My Lonely Sad Eyes

Part: Clark Hassler
Canned Heat – Going Up the Country

Part: Mascots
Nate Denver – Clock Jitters

Part: Louie Barletta
Rod Stewart – Young Turks

Part: Jerry Hsu Pt. 1
Cass McCombs – Sacred Heart

Part: Jerry Hsu Pt. 2
Sonic Youth – Superstar

Part: Credits
Billy Bragg and Wilco – California Stars

Ralph Lloyd-Davis

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Live Reviews

Nebula/The Sword – Live

Black Moses
Dingwalls – Camden
14.06.06

It’s Sunday night and a few hours ago I was out of my brains until 8am on the backfoot of a wedding that went into extra time! My brain is like a squashed orange under the wheels of a 4×4 in the street and how I find myself at Dingwalls watching one of the worst bands I have ever seen is incredible! They seem to be playing with their amps at 12 (not even 11!) is just simply questionable all round. The band are called Black Moses and quite frankly they suck. The singer sucks, their sound sucks and the soundman should be forced to suck eggs through hosepipes whilst gaffer-taped to a live cow cos this show was way too fucking loud and MY HEAD FUCKING HURTS, YOU TOTAL BASTARD!

OK, lemme calm myself down a bit here, you can tell I was irate about this band, in fact, I found out later that night that it was fronted by Jim Jones from 80’s psychedelic garage outfit Thee Hypnotics who I used to like back in the day, but these days, they are shite. Period. Thankfully with 20 mins between them fucking off, The Sword took to the stage to deliver some real music.

They were laid back and took every song in their stride with ease. They were tight, but they didn’t have beards like you would have pictured once you heard their debut album for the first time. They don’t throw blood everywhere; in fact they don’t even speak much. Texan singer JD Cronise is a man that makes the heaviest music and then relishes in it. Somewhere under that mop of hair, he is having the heaviest time of his life, but none of us can really see it, we can just hear it!

They play through Age of Winters with style and are a tight unit for start to finish, covering classic songs such as the mighty Barael’s Blade, the crushing blows of Freya, the instrumental medieval beauty of Iron Swan, that churns into a raging sea oh so wonderfully, and the instrumental discharge of March of the Lor with all of its stabbing charges. This band has every bit of ground covered, and talking of covers, they ended the show with 2. The first unrecognizable to mine and Sherry’s ears and pretty dull all the same, but then they came out with a stabbing rendition of Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” where Cronise sang the words “The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands”….And guess what? They sure did…..

With The Sword taking the bull by the horns and my head now mangled from high grade skunk and Guinness, Nebula came on stage and carried on where the Texans had left off. They love getting wasted but despite the rush of blood to their heads they came up with a tune for everyone. Stoner rock is, I suppose a fad that went down about 10 years ago, I guess the words are still used, as they are perfect. You get stoned, you nod and rock out, and all done in a 70’s way that pleases.

But when vocalist/guitarist Eddie Glass and drummer Ruben Romano founded the group after leaving desert rock pioneers Fu Manchu they knew what they wanted out of life and they got it. I personally prefer the heavier induced rush of bands like The Sword, High on Fire and Mastodon as they are fucking heavy and have an evil side that appeals to my sick, aural demands, whereas Nebula who have been in the forefront of this scene from the beginning have opted for a much more garage based, poppier sound, especially on their new album Apollo. This album is a good record and you should definitely check it out, they played a few new ones and some classics and we got more stoned and almost passed out.

Tonight they delivered a decent show, even though they were as wasted as we were, and that is why I can’t remember any song titles other than the 3 covers of Jumpin’ Jack Flash by the Rolling Stones, I Need Somebody by The Stooges and Suffrajet City by David Bowie! It was a great night, my head exploded and has not been the same since, so well worth the money, but The Sword took the honours tonight as they are the fresh kids on the block with a whole lotta skulls to crack, go find them and fast..

Chuck Bangers

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Skateboarding Product Reviews

Blind Skateboards – Ronnie Creager

Resin V deck
(Playstation graphics 7.5′)

7.5 is skinny! I’m skinny but I don’t like 7.5’s. You can put the grip on horizontally, but it’s still a skinny 7.5!

Blind seem to have a plethora of ply series out. This one is the Resin V deck. I think the “V” is for vertical…I perused the lil’ cardboard thingy that comes in the wrapping but like almost everything I read, it just bored me and I’m still non the wiser as to how they make them.

I think they have the normal standard top and bottom horizontal ply setup But in the middle there’s a load of thicker vertical ply’s, apparently more than 75! All constructed in the worlds biggest emerging market, the country where if all the citizens where to jump simultaneously, earth would move off it’s axis. A lotta’ people, a lotta’ ply’s.

Anyways it’s a Ronnie Creager! A straight up skateboard legend, one of the rare few who possess the skill on a board to do anything they want and make it look good, I’m sure he could skate a piece of chipboard and still be one of the best skateboarders ever.

Go to www.blindskateboards.com for the full story.

7.5/10

Mike Sutcliffe

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Music News

Lightfoot Manoeuvres Hit Sheffield!

If you’re up in Sheffield on June 5th, or anywhere nearby, then make sure you hot step it to the upstairs of Takapuna.

If you do, you’ll be lucky enough to witness the awesome talents of the Lightfoot Players – Danny Ward, Steve Brown and Stuart McCallum.

It’s only £3 before 11pm and still cheap at £4 after 11pm. We’ll be watching you, so if you don’t turn up, we’ll be taking names.

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Music News

New Bullets And Octane Album

Orange County based quartet Bullets And Octane will release their second album, ‘In The Mouth Of The Young‘, on June 5th. Produced by Helmet frontman Page Hamilton, it’s a deeply decadent mix of raw punk and classic hard rock influences, and is an essential listen for fans of bands like Social Distortion and Guns N’ Roses.

Having visited these shores with Avenged Sevenfold back in March, Bullets And Octane are now set to make their debut UK festival appearance at Download on June 9th, where they will play on the Myspace/Gibson stage.

Check out an interview with the band here.

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Skateboarding News

Cliché Clocking Footy

Go and check out the Cliché website, www.clicheskate.com, because there is a brand new team page with all new footage of each rider, as well as the Vendetta Sicily trip and… Wait for it… Downloads of Europa and Bon Appetit! Their two first groundbreaking videos. Sacré bleu!

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Skateboarding News

Pro Tec Pool Party Results

The annual Pro Tec Pool Party took place over the weekend at the Orange County Combi-Pool at the Block skatepark. There was some serious shredding going down and the pool coping was left smoking after the riders were finished with it.

Chris Miller shook off the body jarring slam of yesteryear and won in the Masters Division, whilst Omar Hassan edged first place away from Rune Glifberg and Brian Patch, in second and third respectively.

On a side note, Rune Glifberg will sadly be missed at this year’s Download Festival due to comflicting schedules. I guess the Snickers bowl can take a breather…

www.vansevents.com/poolparty/index.php

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Skateboarding News

Etnies Comp Rundown

The premier skate shoe company of the moment are busy getting their European Open’s on the road and the Munich heat just finished with some astonishing skating going down.

The highlights of the weekend’s event were Lim Vellemin’s Backside nosebluntslide on the big yellow rail, Bas Janssen’s Kickflip frontside tailslide atop the goal posts, and a little 11 year old named Axel Cruysberghs from Belgium. The midget was in for business and attacked the course with 14 foot (!) boardslides and huge 360 flips. It’s got to be something in the water…

Results as follows:

1. Georges Agonkouin (France)
2. Philipp Schuster (Germany)
3. Chris Oliver (UK)
4. Chris Pfanner (Austria)
5. Axel Cruysberghs (Belgium)

Girls Results:

1. Evelien Bouilliart (Belgium)
2. Kristina Westad (Norway)
3. Ianire Elorriaga (Spain)
4. Sabrina Göggel (Germany)

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Skateboarding News

Listen And Lupe Collabo

Music and skateboarding run in parallel lines like the chords of a guitar, and when everything’s in tune, the two cultures can blend together harmoniously. We’ve seen the Beastie Boys, the Misfits and even Blink 182 get pro model skateboards, but now it’s the turn of New York rapper, Lupe Fiasco with Listen Skateboards.

Lupe is doing the rounds with his smash debut hit, Kick Push – a track about the day to day life of a city skater. Apparently the track was inspired by a skate friend telling Lupe all about the hassle skaters get nowadays. So, when can we expect to Danny Montoya or Rob Ganzales featuring on one of the Rocafella artist’s tracks..?

www.listenskateboards.com

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More to Life

Hotel California

Bang ! Bang ! Bang!

Who’s that knocking at your door?

A million thoughts can run through your head at a time like this. It’s 3.42AM. It’s 5.35PM. The mystery guest doesn’t call ahead or make reservations. You stop what you’re doing and hesitate for a minute to wonder… Is it the Repo man in his sombre suit waiting for you to open the door and grant him access to all your worldly goods? Is it the police knocking on your door with news of a death in the family? Is it the angry boyfriend of that girl you slept with unknowingly last week…?

No. It’s your friend.

You know, the one who you met at a party a while ago. The one who has the same music and film tastes as you. The one you skipped the traditional family meal for to play football in the park. The one you trust.

The hesitation stops and you make your way over to the door to welcome in your guest. Those who believe in Vampires say you’re safe at home until you welcome one into your humble abode. Then you are theirs for good.

It’s raining outside and the draft sweeps across the threshold, swiftly followed by your friend. For an instant, you don’t recognize him. He is wet and limp, but instead of heading your settee, he walks around the living room. His pace is relentless and it tires you to watch, so you slump down on the settee. Your friend is obviously looking for something.

What?

You recognize the smile, but the wide eyes are wanton. Fidgeting fingers struggle with a pack of cigarettes, release one and lift it to his dry lips. One long hard inhalation of toxic fumes and a calm suddenly settles this wanderer. You relax.

Between the third and fourth puff on the cigarette, your friend gives a suggestive wink and shrug. You raise your eyebrows, lean forward and smile back. You turn and open the top drawer of the dresser. A box of matches, a pack of cards, two coins, an elastic band, a biro and bits of tinfoil. You take out the tinfoil and matches.

You catch a glint in the eye of your visitor. You stand up and walk past him towards the kitchen. The bin is half empty and you fill it with the tinfoil. Then you strike a match and light the stove. There is always time for a cup of tea. Your body goes into auto pilot as you prepare the universal offering.

Two cups. One teaspoon. Sugar. Milk. One tea bag. The average teabag can infuse up to seven cups of tea.. The teabag drops into a cup. Boiled water strikes the bag and a brown smoke of flavour fills the cup. Stir. Remove and drop into the second cup. Pour more water and wait. You remember the time you beat your friend 3-Nil at Pro-Evolution Soccer. Remove the tea bag. Pour in the milk and watch thick clouds appear in each cup. One teaspoon of sugar for you. Two for your guest.

As you turn, Smack!

Hot tea sprays across the kitchen cupboards and scolds your forearm. A whirr of shining metal races towards you. Blood sprays left and right, diluting with the milky white tea puddles. It doesn’t hurt. Your eyes lock on those of your friend. All those fond memories disintegrate into the huge dark pupils of your guest. You’ve invited the devil into your humble abode.

The pain starts to stream across your body and you drop to the floor. The tiles are cold and dirty. It will take at least a couple of hours to clean this mess. You friend rips drawers open and cutlery flies across the room. The knife he’s holding is dripping in your blood. 7 inches of stainless steel painted red.

Your friend finds what he’s looking for. A grocery bag full of tin foil wraps. Each shiny package contains a small weight of crack cocaine. It took you one whole day and an eighth of skunk to prepare those. One rock. Two rocks. Five grams. Different horses for different courses. Whilst you empty yourself of bodily fluid on the kitchen floor, your friend is stealing your income.

Over the moon and practically laughing, your friend clutches his addiction and takes one more look at you. For an instant, you see the same face you saw when you both met for the first time. Then you no longer recognise him. He bends down and stabs you straight in the heart.

All around the UK a new phenomena is raging. Crystal Meth. The Misled Youth is easily impressed and enjoy the profits. A few simple ingredients have turned your kitchen into a laboratory.

That first toke takes you to a place you’ve never been before. An imaginary paradise. The people who’ve been there know this and will stop at nothing to try and find it again. Eventually it’s all they can think about, and as long as you can supply them with the ticket to ride, you will always be friends for a price. Nothing in Life is for free, so you can expect your bill soon.

They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast…

Maxwell Woodger Esq.
Saturday, 13 May 2006