Say hello to the most ridiculous concept that the ‘skateboard’ has ever been associated with. We endure many shit contraptions annually from people who think they have re-invented the wheel, but this one is just damn insulting.
The Post Modern Skateboard has no board, just two wheels. Post modern skateboard?! “Riders simply place their feet on the two platforms and lean side-to-side to rotate the rubber wheels around the feet, propelling riders forward in a serpentine motion similar to longboard skateboarding”. Jesus…
These are $99 and come with a lifetime guarantee – that you will become the biggest bellend the second your feet slot into the ring piece.
