Add the skateboarder to the skateboard.
Mix into bowl – mellow whipping of corners at first.
as skateboarder becomes warmer increase from mellow to cocky.
As legs turn to jelly, bail from board & hit concrete.
Allow a further mix of board, concrete & finger to equal pain.
Wallah – & there you have it – recipe complete – the succulent red juices flow down the palms & onto the forearm as the tender ever so under cooked flesh flaps in the wind. Remove embarrassed skateboarder from skatepark to hospital to get his pathetic little finger reattached.
Get well soon Darryl!