If it isn’t bloody microscooters getting in your way at skateparks, then it’s some kid being a dick on a pogostick.
Or should that be pogodick.
Some kid managed to fall into the main bowl in Cedaredge, USA and smack his head pretty bad because he was fucking around on a pogostick, so the local council have closed the park. The reaction to the closure has not been good, but read the full story for more info.
Leave it in the 80’s mate.