According to animal rights activists PETA, a fair few skateboarders are considered some of the world’s sexiest vegetarians.
Their 2007 nominations list of the Sexiest Vegetarians includes Andrew Reynolds, Mike Manzoori, Ed Templeton, Danny Garcia, Forrest Kirby, Brian Anderson, Bob Burnquist, Matt Field, Geoff Rowley, Moses Itkonen, Paul Rimmer, Scott Bourne, Steve Berra, and Jereme Rogers.
When was skateboarding or salad ever sexy? Is this what I’ve been doing wrong all this time? Wait, Morrissey is a celibate, right? Oh, he doesn’t skateboard, sorry.