The State of The Works has fallen into disrepute. As fashion crime climbs to an all time high and the youth are swung by the charm of fake gold and jailbait sex, skateboarders are left to fare for themselves on the wild streets.
A council has been called on May 6th to elect a new King of the Park who shall reign over the Leeds skate scene for many moons to come (Read: Free entry for a year!).
The election starts at 2pm and noble whiz plank riders will be rewarded for any mastery of their joust. A court jester (Bob Sanderson?) and his BEAR (Habgood?) will be present to preside over proceedings and provide entertainment.
If you’re interested in checking this out, then make sure you mosey on over to the website, which can be found here.