Locals of Hebden Bridge skatepark witnessed their bowls turned into a makeshift swimming pool this week as the heatwave continues to scorch the UK. The bowls were filled with filthy brown water said to have been transported from the nearby River Calder, attracting a bunch of people for a dip. It has been reported that some of the revellers have since been struck down with sickness and diarrhoea and are now at home crapping themselves as a result of the fun. How the river water managed to get into the bowls is still a mystery though.
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