Slayer: Red wine in coffin gift

Thinking of the perfect gift for your mosher mate? Fuck that, just buy this for yourself this Christmas, it pisses on Motorhead’s last effort. Cabernet Sauvignon served in a coffin? You can’t beat that.

“After a couple of Seasons in the Abyss, it has an undisputed attitude and a soft nose of dark berry fruits with oak and spicy nuances. Fresh fruitiness, smooth tannins and well structured with subtle notes of oak, showing true Divine Intervention. Best company for the wine comes as no surprise, enjoy it while headbanging, riffing or with food, friends and great music. Reign in Wine!”

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