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$15,000.00 gold plated skateboard on sale

April 1st, 2014 by Zac


Are you single, a skateboarding stud and want to impress the girls that read Marie Claire? Then this gold plated skateboard designed by Matthew Willet is so hot that it also comes with 100% Cotton archival gloves to handle it. Polished to a mirror finish this macho bling machine should make you stand out from the crowd at the new Selfridges skate park and guarantee you instant sex from urban skate seekers. Please don’t forget though that it’s not to be used, “it’s an accessory NOT a mode of transport.”

This limited edition, one-off super model is available at SHUT for a cool $15,000.00. Sell your Mum’s jewellery to get your gloves on it today.

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