IN FASHION NEWS:
Do you have the Burnside look? You can get it in one click with Topman’s feature of how to be cool, as “skateboarding these days has its own distinct look and a thriving fashion industry” – don’t miss out. Make sure you check out the absolutely hilarious choices for 5 of the sickest skate videos too, almost as good as the Southbank look for sure.
Fashion Week couldn’t possibly go by without some skate related nonsense. Moncler rolled out the Gorillas for their show.
Here’s this month’s fashion deck special: “Vogue Paris favorite, Claudia Knoepfel & Stefan Indlekofer split their time between photography and board sports, regularly laying down the lens for a session at the skate park. Since 2009, the pair have been designing skateboards for Swiss brand Doodah featuring their very own images. The Supermodel skateboard line is available in a run of only 150 editions at Doodah boutiques and on the brand’s website.”
Doodah…
Nyjah Houston has been in on the fashion ting too lately. Check out how he rips the concrete runway for GQ.
IN INVENTION NEWS:
Having a party? Hungover? Nobody wants to clean up the mess? No problem. Just ask your friends who skate to come round and session your house with the new Vileda Easy Wring and Clean Mop. Unbelievable.
Golf punks have turned to the whizzplanking game to invent a new golf buggy. Koston will have a signature model out on one of these next year.
This one is a most have. “Wheel Shields end ‘wheel bite’ (a common safety problem), keep skaters dry when riding over puddles and allow riders to do new tricks.” You can hear the belly laugh coming from Pat Duffy’s household now.
CELEBRITY BONUS:
Shamone!
IN ANIMAL’S SKATEBOARDING NEWS:
This year’s Guinness Book of World Records has delivered their findings over the last 12 months and it seems that dogs have nothing when it comes down to the furthest distance traveled on a skateboard. The animal kingdom’s heavyweight this year is in fact a Goat.
It gets worse…
IN OLD BILL NEWS:
‘Skitching’ is becoming a nuisance in London, so says the Metropolitan police. An article ran in the Evening Standard featuring this clearly older than average adult male trying to blow the exhaust of this car on a scooter.
IN MONEY NEWS:
Who the hell compiles these skateboarder rich lists?
IN LETTERS NEWS:
We are sent some amazing trash through our contact us link:
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AND FINALLY…
This is incredible and should be commended. Until next time.
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