In life, there are only three thing the public can’t live without – Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll. Skaters are no different and Porno Paul knows it. A clever market study that took an entire 5 minutes sorted the title for this Welsh video of epicly trife proportions. Teamed up with a selection of Welsh Boyos, Porno is looking to spearhead the skin/skate industry with his Dirty Skateboard Movie.
Lets face it, the golden era of high production porn with 16mm film, lighting, sound and ensuite buffets is over. Today, porn is anyone’s business with the gonzo imprint of a digital hand held camera flooding the market with anything and everything.
Porno Paul grabbed his digicam and stuck it nice and close to the hot action of his fellow friends Saul Evans, Jake Collins, Olly Tyreman, Nicky Cornell, Daryll Cashman and Lee Dainton. In true gonzo etiquette, Porno Paul doesn’t stay behind the camera long and gets his wood out for the viewing pleasure (or displeasure) of the audience too.
Saul Evans is pretty rampant with his skate onslaught and despite the shaky camera angles, I did peek a sweet frontside 360 flingerflip up a generation gap. Jake Collins is small, but that doesn’t mean he holds back on the punishment. This little lad takes it like a man and spins in each and every direction as he climbs the ladder of filth. Ummm… Filth; something the Harrow and Harlow massive know all too well. A sweet selection of tricks is dished out by the Death boys here. Porno should have asked Dibble to whip his cock out- I’ve seen it, it’s at least a foot long!
Taking a break from the solo segments of the Dirty Skateboard Movie, Porno Paul has travelled far and wide and brings good shit from Penzance to Ipswich, passing through London and Wales of course. Highlights for the gangbang flesh fest include Ben Raemers transitional assault, David Davies solid street skills, a rampant drunk making a tit of himself, and footage of Morph in a bath! In fact that last bit might not be so rad…
Back to the skateboard profiling and the next three sections kick the doors off the hinges. Olly Tyreman kills it with some mad stylish moves on many a ramp. Nicky Cornell knows his way around a skatepark as he blast smooth late bigspins over the street course hips and deadly frontside disasters on the vert walls.
Finally, Daryll Cashman will scare a few with the ease at which he skates; A damn good street section that should shut up any haters. Just the opening two tricks are a sign of what’s to come and switchstance is not a problem.
The last part goes to Porno Paul’s idol, Lee Dainton. Although Lee’s probably more infamous for his Dirty Sanchez antics, it must be said that he still has a few moves on him. Coming in last after Daryll is like a slight letdown after such a sweaty flesh fest. I’m more of a spider splash – 12 inch leather god stickman myself, but Porno Paul’s Dirty Skateboard Movie is worth the watch anyway.
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Ralph L-D