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Live Reviews

Nine Black Alps

Giant Drag
Camden-Electric Ballroom
1 November 2005

Electric Ballroom. The venue verdict-always rad, but if I see anyone wearing stripes for a while I’m gonna hurl! What is it with Camden and friggin stripes. TopShop Capitalism has spread into punk-rock! When I 1st arrived there was a 1 piece giving it all he had on stage…so I hit the bar. I still have no idea who he was or if he was actually supposed to be there?!

Opening for Nine Black Alps is Giant Drag. This was different…very different. In fact so refreshing, for a minute I thought they would completely steal the show. It’s an unassuming 2 piece with the drummer playing-*get this*-drums AND keyboards at the same fucking time!!! If you pay close enough attention you will notice it ain’t just any old melody he is conjuring up on the keyboard-the guy was coordinating the entire bass-line while simultaneously playing the drums. Neither drums or bass suffered the consequences either. The quirky singer seems cute-in a 17yr old innocent girl kinda way, but she has the sweetest, sexiest voice that just fills an entire room in a Hole-Mazzy Star-Juliette and the Licks kinda way. The contradiction of their low-profile image on stage vs. their lyrics was the highlight as they hit off with “You fuck like my Dad”. They pulled it off with humor, elegance and most importantly have been the most un-pretentious band I have seen in a long, long, very very long time. Ok, I’ll admit Annie (lead singer) is probably certifiable, but you cant put a price on humor. Its so annoying seeing a band that takes themselves too seriously. They even finished off with taking a photo of the crowd *how sweet*. With such a great sound from such a budding band it is no wonder they sold out of EVERY single demo CD. Its pretty new, so hopefully it will hit retail pretty damn soon, cause I’m dying for a copy!

Nine Black Alps are up next. The venue starts flooding. Not sure where the heck they came from but it filled up within minutes. The local Manchester group kicks off with some top hits from their new album. Everyone was going mad with teenage angst! It’s the kind of gig that makes you feel old if you are over 12! None-the-less they were so damn good I even forgot which song they played first, last, 7th-who cares, they completely rocked!!! Their sound filled the room with a clean Nirvana reminiscent sound. A lot of their songs sounded better live than off their CD’s.

It’s not a new or revolutionary sound, lets be honest, but they still pull of a commercial sound with their own personalized flair. It was a good mix of full-blown rock, acoustic, melodic and finally a mass explosion of sound leaving no songs left to play for an encore. The guitarist and bass-player were showing off by swapping roles, and proved they can pull off each song effortlessly no matter where they landed up in the order of things. While NBA pull of each subtle flavour, I get the feeling that they are still searching for a sound to grow into. Judging from their live performance, once they find their unique path their will be no stopping them! Clearly they are a versatile band that we can expect great things from in the future…but the fact that the gig sold out in a well sized venue is word enough!

Niki Kova’cs

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Features

LG Action Sports Championships

Manchester MEN Arena
21st-23rd October 2005

So, the world’s largest event finally hit the UK and landed in Manchester. It seemed to come out of the blue without much notice but it did not stop people from taking their kids and filling the place out to witness some of the best skating you will see anywhere.

Chris Gentry was pipped at the post by Pierre Luc Gagnon who hucked out a monster run in the finals to take $30,000 home on a night when Sandro Dias could not compete 100% due to an injured shoulder. So the much sought after 900′ was just a number on pieces of paper in the crowd instead of a reality which was a shame as we all wanted to see one go down in front of us. Rune Glifberg was killing it but could not take out PLG’s monster final run and hang in there on the night but did get a cheque for 4th place. Andy Macdonald who was on top of his game until the final run came in 3rd. The vert skating overall was huge. Anthony Furlong has some incredible skills and one of the best madonna to tails in the business. Tas Pappas with massive 540’s, Lincoln Ueda killed it, (check his late flip out on the video on this page) and Chris Gentry won the bling award on the night for sure and got 2nd…

The street course was built for rollerbladers, BMX riders and skaters mixing large trannies with ledges, banks, rails and roll ins. UK rider Ross McGouran managed a 3rd place spot for $10,000 with Daniel Viera in 2nd and Wagner Ramos taking the main prize. Greg Lutzka could have rinsed it if he had used the entire course but managed 5th behind Chris Dobstaff on the night. Lutzka’s skills on the ledges are incredible…one by one he laid hammers down in the warm ups…it was a treat to watch.

Some of the best skating was recorded for you to see on this page, feel free to download it by right clicking the file and save as onto your desktop and visit www.lgactionsports.com for all info on future events.

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Skateboarding News

Kyle Leeper joins Etnies

Etnies proudly welcomes its newest rider and Black Label pro, Kyle Leeper, to the etnies Skate team. Kyle has kept himself plenty busy skating and traveling with the team for the last couple months on tours, demos, shooting photos, filming etc.

One glimpse at Kyle’s part in TransWorld’s Subtleties video or his recent cover of TransWorld SKATEboarding’s Photo Annual and you’ll know that Kyle’s ability to skate obstacles in a completely unique way is what truly sets him apart from the crowd. He’ll skate the same ledge, gap, pole jam, wallride or tranny as everybody else, but he’ll skate it in the way everyone else hasn’t. Regardless of the terrain, he kills it.

Check www.etnies.com for all info on the current team.

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Interviews

Send More Paramedics

Once there were people happily milling about taking part in the day to day rat race that humans become accustomed to, ripping each other off, taking over each others territories and generally surviving….

But now, the planet’s greed has now become fast food for the fallen where the mighty and the avaritious are nothing more than tasty morsels for Zombie flesh munchers that play some of the best old school thrash metal since Slayer! Let us serve your brains to the UK’s most hungry living dead….welcome to the world of Send More Paramedics…

This interview with lead singer B’Hellmouth was surgically removed by Ryan Bird, before he was carried out on a stretcher destined for his local Oxford morgue – R.I.P Brother Ryan

Good day there my flesh eating amigos. How’s tricks?

UUUUURRGGHH.

Eaten any tasty limbs lately?

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH. C’MERE!

I heard a rumour that you’re not really zombies. Is this blasphemous speculation true?

DUH, LIKE YEAH, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE, HUMANS DRESSED UP AS ZOMBIES? SEND MORE PARAMEDICS IS 100% DEAD.

If you’re REALLY zombies, then why have a name like Send More Paramedics? Surely you want LESS paramedics because that means there’s less interference with your blood-splattered quest!

PARAMEDICS TASTE GOOD. SEE ‘RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD’ FOR DETAILS.

Why choose to be zombies? Why not be a giant pack of Tesco Value sausage rolls? Or a 4-fingered twix?

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT. IF WE WAIN’T ZOMBIES THEN WE WOULDN’T GET TO EAT BRAINS….

If you could zombify any band, then who would it be and why?

SLAYER…BUT THEN I GUESS THAT WOULD KIND OF PUT OUR ZOMBIFIED PSEUDO-THRASH-METAL SCHTICK OUT OF BUSINESS…

If you could zombify any lovely, lovely lady – then who would it be and why?

THEY TASTE BETTER ALIVE…

I bet you’d eat her good and proper, wouldn’t you?

PHWOAR! BRAINS.

Do you have any favourite horror/zombie movies?

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD…REANIMATOR…ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS…NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD…

What’s your favourite blood type? I favour a nice O myself…

NOT FUSSY…

After devouring a victim, do you ever get hungry for seconds and go back for more, but by that time the blood is all crusty and looks a bit like Corn Flakes? That’s just not right is it? Do you have to peel off the scab to get it flowing again or what?

ERRR….CORN FLAKES?
You must get a shit load of fucked up groupies who are into this zombie thing. Ever had any interesting offers?

WELL, THE LADIES DO LOVE TO BE SCARED…IT’S MORE BEGGING THAN OFFERING – BEGGING NOT TO BE DEVOURED, THAT IS….

It’ll probably be gothic looking ladies who request fucked up shit, but I hear it’s illegal for gothic looking women to be minging, so that’s a bonus, right?

ONE THING I LOVE ABOUT THIS BAND IS THAT IT INSPIRES PEOPLE TO USE THEIR IMAGINATIONS…

You recently spread the flesh-tearing chaos to the unsuspecting Donington masses. How did your conversion plot go?

AMAZING. THE GREATEST DAY OF MY DEATH. WE HAD A GREAT TIME, AND HOPEFULLY WE IMPLANTED THE INFECTION IN A FEW NEW BRAINS…PLUS I GOT TO SEE SLAYER AND MOTORHEAD LIVE – SWEET.

What about your new split release with Zombie Apocalypse – don’t you feel threatened that another bunch of zombies are trying to muscle in on your turf?

NOT AT ALL. WE’VE GOT EUROPE COVERED AND THEY’VE GOT THE STATES. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING…SOON THE CONTAGION WILL SPREAD TO ENGULF THE WHOLE OF CIVILISATION! AH-HAH-HAH-HAAAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!

I bet your dad’s could beat up their dad’s…

NO SURE ON THAT ONE…THINK THEY’RE ALL PROBABLY DECEASED…

I reckon you should have some sort of audience based sacrifice before each show on your upcoming UK tour. What do you think? Fancy a bit of public funny business?

WE NORMALLY SAVE THE SACRIFICE UNTIL AFTERWARDS, WHEN OUR PREY IS EXHAUSTED FROM MOSHING…

What about some private funny business afterwards, big boy *purrs and rubs legs*

CERTAINLY…BUT I THINK I MAY HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT IN MIND FROM YOU…

Check www.sendmoreparamedics.com for all tour info and www.iatde.com to pick up the new album and support your local UK thrash scene!

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Live Reviews

Lady Sovereign

ICA, London
31/10/05

“Aww, look how cute I am. Touch the Sov, touch the Sov!” shouted the diminutive MC as she stared at her run of looped videos filling up the giant screen behind her drummer. After tonight’s showing, it seems that everyone wants to get a bit of Sovereign, as she drew a crowd from all parts of the music spectrum – indie kids, grime kids, rockers and even a seventy year old granddad in shorts – but they were all united in amazement as Sov took them on a punk rock ride through old and new.

DJ Cameo opened the night by dropping some grime anthems to get the crowd warmed up, mixing in Kano’s “Ps & Qs” with Crazy Titch’s “Singalong” and blasting out the Mizz Beats remix of Sov’s latest single “Hoodie”. He was soon joined on stage by JME and Spekta who rinsed verse after verse of hard hitting rhymes over bass lines that defied the crowd’s digestive systems. After a good set of back and forth rapping, a solitary verse by Tinchy Stryder and the non-appearance of Wiley [who sat at the side of the stage for the duration], JME departed telling everyone it was time for the S. O. Veeee.

She took her time coming out but after her DJ had dropped a few bangers and her band strode out to get the party started, Sov appeared in a garish orange tracksuit sporting a Chucky mask, leaving us in no doubt what time of year it was. As soon as she’d taken it off though she was right up at the front of the stage and let the guitar kick in as she reeled off the massive old skool Sov cuts of “Blah Blah” and “Random”. The live band made a big difference to the songs and got the crowd moving in time with her movements, as she showed a seamless energy slicing through the beats with her high pitched distinctive touch.

The crossover hit “9 to 5” was next and the bouncy bass had everyone dancing without abandon before she hit us with some more older songs, the fantastic “Tango”, which asks what network you’re on, what’s your favourite colour and telling us she knows what our favourite fruit is, the Jentina-diss “Sad Ass Strippa” which she claimed laid to rest that grudge as she was moving on to Jessica Simpson next, and “Broom” which she said was a result of her knocking someone over with, you guessed it, a broom.

She finished with three new songs, “My England” had arms waving as she declared that we’re not all posh like the queen, her new single “Hoodie” which looks to be even bigger than her previous effort and the punk-laced “Public Warning”. Ordinarily, no grime MC could bring off songs like that, but the heavy crunching guitar and snapping snare allowed her to create an atmosphere unlike one you’d see at a rave, and would more likely see down the local rock venue.

Sov has also learnt how to handle the crowd. When I first saw her she didn’t know how to fill the time between songs, but this time round she had clearly mastered the art, getting a burping competition going, coming face to face with a girl in a gorilla suit and trying, unsuccessfully, to do a flick with a beer can. If anyone can save the hoodie, as she’s planning to take on Blair & co to do, its her. After tonight’s performance, everyone was in no doubt she’s got what it takes to go a long, long way. She is indeed, as she puts it, the biggest midget in the game, and we’d have it no other way.

Sam Hesketh

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Hip Hop Show

November 2005

The Hip Hop Show

Playlist

1. DJ Format – Participation Prerequisite – PIAS Records
2. Beastie Boys – Ch’Check It Out – Capitol Records
3. Ugly Duckling – Something’s going down tonight – Emperor Norton
4. KRS One – Sound Of Da Police – Jive Records
5. King Biscuit Time – C I AM 15 – C-Swing Remix feat Rodney P and Braintax – No Style Records
6. Big Shug – Counter Punch feat Guru – All City Music
7. Blak Twang – GCSE – Bad Magic/Wall of Sound Records
8. Roots Manuva – Colossal Insight – Ninja Tune Records
9. Lateef & The Chief Are Maroons – Matter of Time – Epitaph Records
10. The Goats – Do The Digs Dug – Rough House Records
11. Slum Village – Ez Up – Scenario Records

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Heavy Shit

November 2005

The Heavy Shit Show

Playlist

1. High on Fire – Devilution – Relapse Records
2. Capricorns – Exit Wargasmatron – Rise Above Records
3. Ringworm – Justice Replaced By Revenge – Victory Records
4. Slayer: Aggressive Protector – Def American Records
5. U.S.S.R – Doomtomb (demo)
6. Black Sabbath: Sweat Leaf – Sanctuary Records
7. Monster Magnet: Spine of God Glitterhouse Records
8. Taint: Zealots & Whores – Rise Above Records
9. Circle of Dead Children: Chemical Goat – Earache
10. Black mountain: Don’t run our hearts around – JagJaguwar Records
11. Soulfly: Babylon – Roadrunner Records
12. Motorhead: Bomber – Sanctuary
13. Queens of the Stoneage: Tension Head – Interscope

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Hangover Sessions

November Show

The Hangover Sessions

Playlist

1. First Rate – Intro Featuring MC Wrec – Scenario Records
2. Le Peuple de L’Herbe – El Paso (feat. Puppetmastaz) – PIAS Records
3. CH3VY – Praize the Nord – Catskills Records
4. Tony Joe White – High Sheriff of Calhoun Parish – Casual Records
5. Bobby Gentry – Fancy – Curb Records
6. Air – All I need – Virgin Records
7. DJ Shadow – What Does Your Soul Look Like (Part 4) – Mo’Wax Records
8. Plaid – Kortisin – Warp Records
9. Boards of Canada – Aquarius – Warp Records

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None More Punk

November 2005

The None More Punk Show

Playlist

1. Gay For Johnny Depp – Hey Sailor – Captains Of Industry Records
2. Career Suicide – Quarantined – Deranged Records
3. The Observers – Short Day
4. Dead Kennedys – Chemical Warfare – Alternative Tentacles
5. Die Hunns – Time Has Come Today – Disaster Records
6. Walk The Plank – Walk The Plank – Dead and Gone Records
7. Easy Action – I’m waiting – Reptilian Records
8. Annihilation Time – Bigger Problems – Manic Ride Records
9. The Damned – Noise Noise Noise – Big Beat Uk
10. Das Oath – Awesome Rape – Coalition Records
11. The Explosion – I Know – Virgin/ Tarantulas Records
12. The Ruts – West One Shine On Me – Virgin Records
13. Minor Threat – Look Back and Laugh – Dischord Records
14. ATV – Action Time Vision – Abstract Records

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Indie Show

November 2005

The Indie Show

Playlist

1. Franz Ferdinand – Do You Want To – Domino Records
2. Morning Runner – Gone Up In Flames – Parlophone Records
3. The Shins – So Says I – Sub Pop Records
4. Kaiser Chiefs – I Predict A Riot – B-Unique Records
5. The Paddingtons – 50 to a £ – Poptones Records
6. We Are Scientists – The Great Escape – Virgin Records
7. Clor – Outlines – Regal Records
8. King Biscuit Time – C I AM 15 feat Topcat – No Style Records
9. Spoon – Sister Jack – Matador Records
10. Interpol – Slow Hands – Matador Records
11. Ambulance LTD – Heavy Lifting – TVT Records
12. Twisted Charm – London Scene – 1234 Records
13. Dead Meadow – Such Hawks Such Hounds – Matador Records