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Timbaland to retire

TimbalandTimbaland has announced that he doesn’t want to be in the music industry anymore.

The all-star music producer, who I often confuse for a brand of shoes, has announced that he will quit the music industry soon and name a successor to take his crown. Producing massive tracks for the likes of Nelly Furtado and squeaky-voiced Justin Timberlake, as well as releasing a solo album last year, seems to have taken its toll and bored the superproducer to death.

At least his ego hasn’t been affected, saying in an interview recently that he is throwing in the towel because “Music is boring right now. I’m too innovative for the world.” Hang on, he’s producing half the music you hear in the charts these days, isn’t he? If it’s boring, it’s your fault mate.

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