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National Slayer Day

May 2nd, 2006 by Crossfire

Thrash metal legends Slayer are to be honoured in the most bizarre of fashions this year, with June 6th (06/06/06) set to be proclaimed ‘National Slayer Day’.

Followers are being advised to stay at home and avoid all forms of work, instead choosing to listen to ‘South of Heaven’ at blistering volume. Other advised methods of worship include full scale rioting, spray painting the infamous Slayer logo on local churches, and slaughtering the pets and first born of neighbours.

For more information on this most unholy of days, see www.nationaldayofslayer.org

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