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Fergie is a dickhead

Not only did she piss her pants on stage, but Fergie is now choking on the biggest corporate dick this side of Crossfire HQ’s golden flying penis.

The singer, that term is obviously being used loosely, is set to make £2 million from endorsing fashion company Candie’s in her songs. The label has said this is a novel way to make money, but we at Crossfire think its just another reason why she sucks.

Heap that on top of her ruining the Black Eyed Peas and there’s enough to send her to hell and back wearing nothing more than her piss-stained flammable panties.

Now take your humps and do one.