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Britney pervs – Listen up!

Rumours that Britney was to give away copies of her and K-Fed’s sex tape in order to stop him getting money from it have been squashed by Fed’s lawyer who says there is no such tape.

The lawyer said: “While this is endemic of countless false and inaccurate stories that have made their way into the media regarding Kevin, his marriage to Britney, and the divorce proceedings which they are presently going through, I want to put this issue to rest once and for all.

There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else”.

Fuck knows what all that means, but that sentence lasted longer than Federline’s rap career did.