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Draft Events

Taste of Chaos Tour

Hurley Clothing have backed a huge UK tour featuring Funeral For a Friend, The Used, Killswitch Engaged, Rise Against, Story of the Year, Bleed the Dream and My American Heart.

The Taste of Chaos will be one of the best this year if you like it loud…

Dates are:

11.6.05 Manchester UK Apollo
11.7.05 Doncaster UK Dome
11.8.05 Birmingham UK NIA
11.9.05 Glasgow UK SECC, Hall 3
11.10.05 Brighton UK Centre
11.11.05 OFF
11.12.05 Cardiff UK CIA Arena
11.13.05 London UK Brixton
11.14.05 London UK Brixton

Go to www.gigsandtours.com for all tickets or win them from the competitions page on this site.

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More to Life

“The Filth and the Fury”

The tales and journeys of Maxwell Woodger Esq
Monday – November 14 – 2005

Just the other day I was re-living that great scene from A Bronx Tale- you know, that film where DeNiro is trying to keep his son on the straight and narrow during the Mob/Race hate era of the 50’s…Yeah, so I’m sitting in the backseat with my New Era pulled low, black camoed down, eyes focusing on an uncertain future. My camarades are more relaxed and joking around me. One of them mock sings a verse from some hip-hop song about “Still not caring…” I don’t remember who the rapper is.

My sweaty hands are trying to get a grip on the bottle between my legs. I couldn’t care less if the cops pulled us over and found a few empty jars of booze in the vehicle. We’re carrying scarier things than 32% alcohol with us tonight: 4 lengths of wood, three jerry cans, an array of sharp implements and a whole lot of determination… Plus a possible biscuit, but what I don’t know can’t hurt me, eh?

Anyway, the tension has got too deep for my entourage and actions speak louder than words.

When I scan the screens and pick up the airwaves, witnessing the tear of social fabric in France somehow none of it surprises me. When I moved to France, the coffee and croissant charade was soon squashed and replaced by the stale baguette and odd flavoured milk. I didn’t run the Champs Elysées with a beret and string of onions like many a tourist, I walked the back alleys with an army of Lacoste shellsuits and stolen scooters. Despite their garish outfits (peaked hats, bright coloured tracksuits and dazzling white Stan Smiths), my co-hosts were ignored and avoided by the rest of French society.

“Je m’embats les couilles de tous ces gouèrrons! Ils n’ont jamais rien fait pour mes parents, ni mes grandparents, alors pourquoi est ce qu’ils se bougeraient le cul pour nous? Le monde est a nous alors ce soir moi et mes srabes on va se server!”

I knew what he was saying, but I had better translate for those of us that don’t recognize the lingo: He didn’t give a shit about the whiteys. They hadn’t done a thing for his parents or his grandparents before that, so why would they bother moving ass for him today? As the iconoclastic Tony ‘Scarface’ Montana pointed out to the disillusioned youth: The world is Yours. Tonight him and his boys were taking their share.

Fighting words in a volatile situation usually ends in hostilities. The only problem here is that nobody’s listening. The kids don’t understand the political rhetoric and the politicians can’t get to grips with the back-slang. Add to that the fact that a lot of the estates are no-go areas for social services, and an immigrant’s son can’t take two steps out of his ghetto without being stopped and searched by the fuzz, and there is definite communication breakdown.

These are dark days and the lines are drawn. Like the poor roaming the streets in 1789, these revolutionaries aren’t hungry for bread- they want work! But nothing is going to happen until people step up and take responsibility for themselves. Right-wing crusader Sarkozy needs to step down from his battle horse, whilst the young rioters need to step up to the challenge and try harder.

As we turned a sharp corner and crawled through a parking lot of neatly parked cars destined to be torched, thoughts ran through my head. Did my cohorts even remember how all this started? Does it really matter?
This generation had been pissed on by society with flammable liquids, and the electrocution of two of their own was the spark needed to light a fire that burned within.There was talk of curfews being installed across the land, and distant communities taking up the cause elsewhere… We didn’t care.

We left the motor running and stepped out onto our dark playground. Each of us passed round the wood and implements, whilst someone took care of the jerry cans filed with fuel.
After a little organization and set-up, one of us fired up the generators and a session was underway.

The radio cheered us on in the background: Candi Statons ‘Young hearts run free’.

Maxwell Woodger Esq

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Skateboarding Product Reviews

Thunder Trucks

Alright, I’ll break it down one more time for those of you that weren’t paying attention the last few hundred times: Ventures are light-weight but break a lot easier. Independent are heavy but strong*. Thunders are the middleweights which make them light enough for good pop and strong enough to take a drop. Anything else on the market is superfluous.

*Independent lost a few customers over the years because of defaults. Indys are now more prone to breaking than ever before, but the company promises to produce only the strongest trucks available. Two cracked baseplates in exactly the same place lost my confidence, so I’ve been riding these Thunders and have no complaints. Oh, except for the vividly coloured pro models- yuck!

Ralph Lloyd-Davis
11/10/2005

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DVD Reviews

NY Revisited Vol.1

1996-97

Ah! The good ol’ days… Eastern Exposure, Mixtape, Trilogy: Three staples of what skateboarding stood for between 1996 and 1997. All three out of print and rare collectibles today. RB Umali, the mastermind behind virtually any East Coast footage you’ve seen, has compiled various lost tapes and gems onto this DVD: NY Revisited Volume 1.

In a purest form the tape has no music and rightly so. Anyone who can’t sense the stark reality of a skater as he skates through a city scape and grinds harsh surfaces is soulless. Plus, if the background sounds of a bustling town annoys your sensitive ears, you can play music on your stereo- any music- and enjoy.

This DVD might not be the easiest bird to catch (Thanks Steve!), but it is well worth the search if only for the bits of footage from the likes of the Jones Keefe, Maurice Key or Clyde Singleton.

RB has just recently announced the imminent release of Volume 2- 1997-98. More info at: rbumali@hotmail.com

Ralph Lloyd-Davis
11/9/2005

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Skateboarding Product Reviews

88 Shoes

Justin Strubings

I’m not sure, but the only place you might find these babies are on E-Bay or in the bargain bin… The reason being that 88 Shoes no longer exists, replaced by Vox. Anyway, while 88 Shoes did fill up our shelves, Justin Strubing rode for them and anyone who has witnessed how this guy skates knows he’s in control no matter how fast, steep or awkward the terrain. The shoes themselves are functional and relatively simple. My pair were jet black which always works better than dazzling white because they are skate shoes not shoes for the disco. However, the materials used aren’t super resistant, so after a few skates, the sole is already wearing flat and the leather is starting to crack. Oh dear… Not my favouritest shoes ever, but good none the less. Have fun finding a pair!

Ralph Lloyd-Davis
11/10/2005

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Buzz Chart

Korn

With the loss of a founding member after more than a decade together, many bands would have struggled to maintain the same passion and enthusiasm that has driven them to such a lengthy and successful career in the first place. Bakersfield rock icons Koßn, however, are not one of them. With a new line-up, new label and new album; things are once again firmly on the up. The first single from their forthcoming album ‘See You On The Other Side‘, ‘Twisted Transistor’ is the sound of a band very much still at the top of their game. A perfect blend of pop sensibility and haunting hard rock melodies, it’s a song to silence all cynics, and further proof that this is a band very much “here to stay”.

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Live Reviews

Bloodhound Gang

Electric Eel Shock
Astoria
09 November 2005

I’ve never seen this venue so full. The night kicks off with an explosive 3-piece Electric Eel Shock, who take no prisoners. These little Japanese guys have the biggest, hardest sound. Think Metallica cross Led Zeppelin. Complete Rock ‘n Roll in the most classic sense~even though they are classified as Garage-Metal. Combined with a fantastic stage performance and a healthy balance of nudity, they played a mental show I would definitely sign up for again. Big hair, big personalities and a healthy dose of originality make them a performance not easily forgotten.

Bloodhound Gang! They start off with some favourites, new tracks from their 2005 ‘Hefty Fine‘ release and, some old classics from ‘Hooray for Boobies‘. And yes, some of the Tesco Essex girls (I never said it-they did!) in the crowd took that quite literally! Every word was sung like it was a mantra. They threw in ‘The ballad of Chasey Lain‘, ‘Along comes Mary‘ and, ‘Hell yeah‘-enough reminiscence to make you feel 16 all over again. Their new album may not be a musical wonder, but their humor and stage antics definitely make it an entertaining show. Jimmy Pop seems to have followed in Steve O’s steps and done course at circus school. It must have been all that time off between their last album release in 2002!

It was all above the belt until Jimmy Pop and Evil Jarred Hasselhoff started spitting in each others mouths. The challenge got so out of hand that the crowd started spitting at bassist until it was dripping off his face. Juicy…no really, there was spit and shoes everywhere! It was a few steps away from a GWAR gig! When that got tired Evil J downed a bottle of Jagermeister, between the well-rehearsed VIP fuck you guys banter. About 30minutes later he puked it all up over Jimmy Pop. It was like watching Jackass and South Park live, while playing instruments to a really bad backing track! Apparently that’s what they do all the time. Its fast becoming a BG trade mark-projectile puking! Their encore was great! They attached drum helmets to their heads, and let their drummer rip into ‘You look pretty when Im drunk’!

Their new album is cheesier, and has a vast amount of dick ‘n’ fart jokes! Their 2005 claim to fame would be Bam Margera’s guest appearance in the music video for ‘Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo‘ ~obviously in true BG style that spells FUCK. That and their petition to get their new track “Pennsylvania” to become the new Keystone State’s anthem! (*see their website for more details-http://www.bloodhoundgang.com) They are definitely worthwhile seeing live. The music becomes secondary to their infantile humor, but heck if the shoe fits… This band is bigger than their music, and hopefully they get roped into a few MTV shows or 2.

Niki Kova’cs

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Live Reviews

Humanzi

The Automatic
Barfly London
Wed 9th November 2005

So this is where the music industry hang out on a Wednesday night then. Thankfully this show brought out the crème rather than the riff raff, I must have been at the right show after all. Newly signed Welsh act The Automatic had just finished a tour with Hard-Fi which is probably a good starting point to explain influences and sound. This 4 piece have a set full of indie pop with strange lyrics about monsters and rats which slightly confuses me to be honest as a few of the lyrics in this set could be picked straight out of a Super Furry Animals record.

The debut single Recover out this month was left until last as the stand out track in this set and overall their disco indie style fits this latest fashionable craze of danceable guitar music….but will it have the edge to take them further than here, we will wait and see as this is early days for a band that could possibly turn ears in the future.

Humanzi are on the flip side tonight. After hearing their debut single explode across underground radio shows across the UK recently it was always going to be interesting to see if they could pull it off live but they did better than that, they killed it leaving the support bands in the dark. One of the support bands were heard saying “we should just give up now” and although I missed the first 2 bands you would have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one over on this set.

Their energy was like a bolt of instant electricity with the constant thud of beats from drummer Brian Gallagher mixed with an immediate rush of cool from the rest of the band. The combination of driving bass lines, intrinsic guitar thrills and vocalist Shaun Mulrooney’s juggling skills as he strums his fender, cracks at the keyboard and manages to sing with a snarl is something not to miss. Mix the grinding surge of Primal Scream with the Czech influence of Sunshine and you have an idea of the style of play here which is danceable rock and roll at its best. The single Fix the Cracks out on Fiction this month was the stand out track but that’s only because it’s the only track people have had the pleasure to hear, but by the time festival season kick starts again next year, that track may well become an anthem alongside a few others that were played here tonight. Humanzi were spitting from the off and although one of their record company bods pointed out after the show that this was not their best show to date, it makes you wonder what they are capable of on a good night. Expect good things to come.

Zac

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Skateboarding News

Slam of the year?

This has got to be one of the most fucked up things we have seen this year! Danny Way would have pissed it though….

Click here

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Live Reviews

Part Chimp

Bullet Union & Comanechi
Cargo, London
31.10.05

It feels like ever since The White Stripes introduced the concept of two-piece rock bands to the world they’ve been coming out of the woodwork with alarming regularity. Death From Above 1979, Winnebago Deal, Lightning Bolt, Grabba Grabba Tape and now Comanechi have all stripped down rock to it’s brittle bare bones, removing any fat and blubber and going right to the core of the music. And while this approach undoubtedly throws new style and sounds into the basic rock formula, you can’t help sometimes thing ‘where’s your mates? Couldn’t you find enough people to form a complete band?’ Take Comanechi for instance. There’s no doubting the fact that they would benefit from having a bass player to pin down their sloppy, flaying noise rock. Tonight they are loud and abrasive and wild but they could be so much better.

In direct contrast, Bullet Union are a tightly sprung coil of energy that instantly explodes across the stage on impact, taking their love of Dischord post-hardcore and San Diego based Hot Snakes/Drive Like Jehu guitar noise and moulding it into something that is very much their own. Tonight they are better than they have ever been. Maybe it’s the fact that they’ve already played one gig earlier tonight and they are still buzzing from the adrenalin but they play with such power and passion that thoughts like ‘this is the best band in London‘ keep flashing through your mind. Right now Bullet Union are on a mission to play as many gigs as possible so expect them to arrive in a town near you soon and don’t miss them.

It’s Halloween tonight and the ghouls are out in force to subject themselves to the horrifying noise that is Part Chimp. They arrive onstage in-front of a screen that pumps out blood and guts images from ‘The Evil Dead’ and the like and proceed to unleash tidal waves of crushing noise that have the less masochistic members of the audience cowering at the back with their fingers in their ears. However, it’s very easy to just focus on how loud Part Chimp are when actually, buried underneath the dense, thick slabs of sound are almost hidden, part whispered melodies and guitar harmonics that show depth and variety in the music that others might miss. Take forthcoming single ‘New Cross‘ for example; while the abrasive volume may stop it bothering the charts and you’re not likely to see Part Chimp on Top Of The Pops just yet, it does hold a killer melodic hook that works against the swirls of noise nicely. And that’s Part Chimp all over. Scratch beyond the surface and you’ll be surprised what you may find.

James Sherry