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The Pit – 01/02/06

Greetings my furry friends – and welcome to the first Pit instalment of 2006.

As you already know, 2005 was undoubtedly a sterling year for all things heavy. Some killer gigs, slamming festivals and salivating albums ensured that as we hurtle into the second half of the decade; we can do so safe in the knowledge that heavy metal, punk rock and indie certainly have no intention of slowing down any time soon! Below you will find what the Crossfire review team are spinning right now:

Ryan Bird’s Top 5

However, that was then, and this is now. A new year with new and exciting musical prospects awaits us, and already it’s looking to be a corker courtesy of our very own speed metal merchants Dragonforce and their stunning new album Inhuman Rampage. Having spent the past 3 years mesmerising audiences up and down the country – as well as several jaunts through Europe and a US debut at the legendary CBGB’s – the time has come for the London sextet to make their mark the world over. Boasting staggering dual guitars, swirling keyboard and larger than life vocal harmonies; they’re simply the type of band that comes along once in a decade. Grab your swords and prepare for battle.
www.dragonforce.com

Waving the flag further for our fare isles are Scotland’s Mendeed and their brutal Rising Records debut This War Will Last Forever. Don’t let the appearance fool you. These cheeky chappies may look like the type of young man Zac would love to take home to mummy, but armed with such sonic tongue lashings as The Black Death, the Glaswegians may prove to be one of the biggest success stories of the coming months. Pick up your copy from February 6th at all fine retail establishments.
www.mendeed.co.uk

Rarely equalled and almost never outdone, the coming weeks are shaping up to be equally electrifying courtesy of our friends from the great north Children of Bodom, accompanied by fresh offering ‘Are You Dead Yet?‘. The thrash-rock quintet may be regular chart toppers in their native Finland, but with fist-pumping stompers like current single ‘In Your Face‘ there can be no doubt that this is a band unaffected by such mainstream statistics. Dynamic, blistering and as heavy as your daddy’s ball sack; Children of Bodom are here to change your life. www.cobhc.com

Following the somewhat lacking Reroute To Remain and the steaming pile of nu-metal crap that was Soundtrack To Your Escape, In Flames fans the world over had been praying that with the impending Come Clarity the Swedish five-piece would at last return to their death metal routes; placing themselves firmly at the top of the continents ever impressive pile once more. Unfortunately for those teenage angst-bags, this is not the case, but the result is never the less a mature and expertly prepared piece of contemporary music. With such ambitious efforts as the female-led (OMG11!!!one!1) Dead End there can be little doubt that the golden boys of Gothenburg are firmly back on track. Catch them on tour throughout the UK with thrash legends Sepultura in the coming months.
www.inflames.com

Before a certain Mr. Robb Flynn decided to permanently alter the face of 90’s metal with popular beat combo Machine Head, he spent his time in hi-top sneakers and scandalously tight trousers thrashing his way through the Bay Area scene with the legendary Vio-Lence. Focussing more on beating the living shit out of their instruments than the technical proficiency of their peers, the fruits of their labour undoubtedly came into fruition with 1989’s cult classic Eternal Nightmare. Featuring a bonus disc containing a full live set from the band’s 2001 L.A. re-union, it’s a purchase irrefutably worth a few of those hard earned pennies.
www.vio-lence.com

As we often do in these here parts, the best has most certainly been left for last, as we present to you the brilliant new album from the Devin Townsend Band in the form of Synchestra. While many will recognise the terrifying front man as the dark and sinister force behind shit-kicking maniacs Strapping Young Lad, the DTB sees Canada’s resident lunatic engaging more in creating classic, unpredictable prog-rock masterpieces than devastating cyber-metal soundscapes. A stunning and beautifully crafted piece of music – featuring guest spots from none other than guitar overlord Steve Vai – there are unlikely to be many contenders for Album of the Year even at this early stage. Quite simply; you need this album in your life. Prepare to be born again as of January 30th.
www.hevydevy.com

This week, Dee Massey has mostly been listening to:

Ryan Adams – 29
Mercury

Ryan Adam’s latest offering harks back to his whiskey town roots. It’s a welcome return to his bluesy guitars, drawling vocals and alt country vibe which made 2000’sHeartbreaker so acclaimed. Produced by Ethan Jones tracks meander from the distressing overwrought love songs (The Sadness), to simple guitars (Starlite Diner) to the almost upbeat (Blue Sky Blue). Adams seems in touch with his own mortality and this poignant, emotional charged album from a talented songwriter.
www.ryan-adams.com

We Are Scientists – With Love and Squalor
Virgin America

Straddling the line between indie and pop punk California based We Are Scientistsare keeping it real with their debut EP. Singer Keith Murray has a seductively great voice, and coupled with intense guitars seemingly bursting out of every track, and sing-along chorus lines, they give it there all in every track ( Can’t Lose stands out) – and whilst this isn’t the greatest album ever recorded – it shows a hell of a lot of promise.

www.wearescientists.com

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! – Clap Yours Hands Say Yeah!
(self released)

Don’t let the unbelievably twee name put you off. Somewhat deranged – sometimes slurred sometimes energetic – vocals courtesy of enigmatic frontman Alan Ounsworth are churned up with bouncing drums, jagged guitars and a retro pop vibe not unlike the Artic Monkeys. Pointless instrumentals are forgotten as the Brooklyn five piece toss and turn, shimmying through Self recorded and self released – it’s a scrappy album that is anything but forgettable.
www.clapyourhandssayyeah.com

Team – The Line from A-B
Captains of Industry

TEAM’s second album comes blasting out at the listener with unabashed ferocity. Bass heavy, thumping beats recreate their powerful live act, and there’s more a little nod to 80’s/90’s hair metal – which is probably why this album is so intoxicating – it’s four guys really going for it. The Guilty Language Of Gossip stands out, and whilst the album’s not some high brow statement – it’s refreshing to have a band do away with the bullshit and just rock out.
www.teamtm.co.uk

Gemma Hayes – The Roads Don’t Love You Anymore
EMI

The much anticipated second album from irish singer/songwriter Hayes is a somewhat more commercial offering than her Mercury nominated debut. The same melancholic undertones are mixed in with almost toe tapping beats, multi track guitars layered into beautiful melodies. Stand out tracks Happy Sad and Helen show Hayes, who struggled with writer’s block with this album, has much more to give.

www.gemmahayes.com

Alex Gosman’s ears have bled to the sounds of:

Guitar Wolf
‘Golden Black: The Best Of.’

(Must Destroy)

Hailing from Tokyo, the legendary Guitar Wolf formed in the late 80’s, and ever since then the trio have played loud, fast, dirty punk rock n’ roll like it oughta be. With a terrifically raw production that many of today’s
garage rock bands would kill for, ‘Golden Black’ does get a little repetitive over the course of its 26 (!) tracks, but it’s hard to argue with bona fide classics like ‘Rocket Fuel’ and ‘Invader Ace’.
www.guitarwolf.net

Dragonforce
‘Inhuman Rampage’

(Roadrunner)

2006 looks set to be the Year of the Dragonforce, as the multi-national, London-based quintet return with arguably their best effort to date. The band’s usual trademarks are present and correct: soaring vocals,
ridiculously complicated solos, sheer breakneck speed – but this time everything has been taken to new extremes, to make an album that sounds absolutely HUGE. Tune up those air guitars and prepare for aural Armageddon.
www.dragonforce.com

Some Girls
‘Heaven’s Pregnant Teens’

(Epitaph)

All you eyeliner-wearing, riff-plagiarising metalcore types can start quaking in your boots, because here comes the debut Some Girls album to put you all to shame. Featuring members of bands like Give Up The Ghost and The Locust, ‘Heaven’t Pregnant Teens’ was never gonna be easy listening; thirteen beautifully chaotic, frazzled blasts of hardcore noise that at first seem almost unlistenable, but will soon grow on you in their own sinister way.
www.somegirlshaveallthefuck.com

Dozer
‘Through The Eyes Of Heathens’

(Small Stone)

Roll up a fat one, because it’s time for a dose of prime Scandinavian stoner rock. Yep, Dozer clearly love their Sabbath and Kyuss records, and aren’t afraid to let these influences show on their fourth album. Whiskey-soaked vocals, gigantic riffs and thunderous grooves are here in abundance – and as if that wasn’t enough, Troy Sanders of the almighty Mastodon pops up to lend vocals on ‘Until Man Exists No More’. Be sure to turn this one up loud.
www.dozermusic.com

Ginger
‘Valor Del Corazon’

(Round)

The Wildhearts frontman finally returns after a troubled 2005, with his most personal and varied record to date. Taking in nineteen tracks over two CDs, the quality control occasionally dips, but anthemic efforts such as ‘Mother City’ and ‘The Man Who Cheated Death’ are amongst the best songs the flame-haired one has ever recorded. The ‘Ginger and the Sonic Circus’ live show also comes highly recommended.

www.thewildhearts.com

Niki Kova’cs has been rocking out to:

Giant Drag – Lemona
Wichita

A fairly new 2 piece that is slowly taking the world by storm. Their albums are always sold out, at gigs, Amazon, and most stores. So if you see one grab it! They have a BIG sound for 2 people. A voice as smooth as honey masks the dark, pretty fucked up lyrics. A heavy Rock-a-Billy base-line feel meets electro punk. Their truly bizarre stage presence exudes through this album. A purely addictive album, from an equally addictive band you will wish you could mainline.

I bought all of their albums after hearing it for the first time. Confused yet? A taste of their lyrics: ‘You and your gun’, ‘Like I murdered in Sin’. They sing about love, they sing about incest, they sing about death. Ultimately uplifting, easy listening with dark undercurrents. Simple gorgeous!www.giantdrag.com

Gratitude – Gratitude
Atlantic

A feel good album for those chilled or, hung-over days. An emo album, that separates itself from the rest by its clean sound. Another successful side project by Jonah, a vital voice in laying the brick work for the emo movement as a whole. The right amount of layered sound to give it depth, without over-complicating and washing out the sound completely!-which I find a common error for most emo bands. The lyrics are about day-to-day life, getting by and moving on. Positive enough for you not to want to slit your wrists after the first 5 tracks!~which is always a bonus. A balanced mix of fast and slow tempo songs. This album will easily hold your attention for the full generous 12 tracks.
www.gratitudemusic.com

Shout Out Louds – Howl Howl Gaff Gaff
EMI

Retro-rock from Sweden, donned by a few out-of-the-ordinary sounds. Strong guitar, strong baseline, keyboard under currents and …tambourines? Great harmonising. Good balance of female and male vocals. Love at first listen. Lyrics to melt your heart and, rhythm to get those feet moving without you realising. This band might not be the most popular, they may be new, but they have a formed unique sound. With only a few singles paving the way to this full length, they have done a splendid job. No track is the same, they are all different. A pure gem! www.shoutoutlouds.com

A.F.I. – Sing The Sorrow
Island

Strangely enough this is one of their few albums which was not released by Nitro. Screaming haunting lyrics, with a raw energetic voice this album will stay with you long after you hear it. It is poetic, melodic and passionate. This band is deeply talented and this is one of their best albums. It is a cult classic that is pivotal in any collection. You can always go back to it, listen to it and love every moment. Every time I play this album, I’m 150% stoked I have it in my collection. If you had to choose 1 A.F.I album to take onto a desert island, then you can’t go wrong with this one. Also worth a mention are the bonus tracks you get on the UK edition! www.afireinside.net

Depeche Mode – Playing the Angel
Mute

One hell of an album to make a comeback on! More rock than electro pop this time round. Depeche Mode have a trademark sound, which gets rustled up by fog horns and sirens. The album has a monochrome quality. Some tracks come across a little dancy, or industrial which they pull off without selling out. While some bands would sound disastrous trying to pull it off, Depeche Mode encompass it into their new sound flawlessly. Refreshingly different without losing the appeal we love them for. Their tour in April is bound to be a winner!

www.depechemode.com

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Live Reviews

Children Of Bodom

LONDON ASTORIA
26/01/06

There’s somewhat of an unwritten rule in today’s heavy metal society: that rule being that unless you are in the presence of royalty (Slayer, basically) you simply do not attend a gig whilst adorning any form of merchandise related to one of the evening’s performing acts. The fact that London’s Astoria is tonight packed to the rafters with eager gig-goers sporting Children of Bodom t-shirts is therefore a grave statement of just where the Finnish quintet now stand in modern day metal’s elite rankings.

Before they have the chance to display exactly why they possess such status, however, there’s the small matter of Hungarian metallers Ektomorf to attend to. Here to support 2005’s Nuclear Blast released Instinct their distinct tribal metal stylings are met mostly with only taunting cries of “Soulfly!”, resulting in a competent if slightly unoriginal set being well and truly quashed from the off.

As the lights go down and the extravagant car-shaped lighting rig that occupies the stage begins to rev up in preparation, it’s immediately clear as to why Children of Bodom are fast becoming one of metal’s leading lights. Greeting the hysterical crowd with a cluster of classic cuts including a pummelling rendition of Sixpounder and a jubilantly received Silent Night, Bodom Nightthe set is anchored and never sinks. Ten feet tall letters displaying the band’s familiar alias ‘COB’ flash at blinding levels, keyboardist Janne Warman casually sips a cold beer whilst his fingers glide effortlessly over the keys, and front man Alexi Laiho stands victoriously atop the neon bonnet before the familiar speed-metal antics of Needled 24/7 bring down the curtain on an evening of unforgettable and simply stunning theatrics.

The gateway towards world domination appears to be firmly open for Children of Bodom in 2006, and on the basis of tonight, there’s at least 2000 followers ready and willing to help tear the hinges clean off it.

Hail!

Ryan Bird

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DVD Reviews

Death Skateboards – Escape From Boredom

“The people that matter don’t mind…The people that mind don’t matter….”

Death is upon us! Like Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore and his troops, Nic Zorlac and the boys swoop down on us to the sounds of the Valkyries. Armed to the teeth with obscure combos, wallies, technical wizardry and raw power- these men shall travel the land far and wide and take no prisoners. A manual pad before dawn? A concrete pool in Goa? Or, a crumbling brick bank in the wilderness..? In the words of their leader: Skate what you want. Skate how you want. Be who you want. Don’t let the bastards grind you down!

So, first up to bat is the pretty-boy-floyd of Bedfordshire, Ben Cundall. The only Death rider authorized to wear swishy pants because of his capacity to mix his switch tricks with his massive nollie pops. You might appreciate his crooked grind through a gap, but a man is best judged by the size of his frontside nosebone- and Cundall’s got a big one.

Since we last smelt Death on the horizon, they have travelled far and wide and incorporated new talent from overseas. Schooner is the first of a few Aussie skaters to ride under the skull and crossbones banner. It would seem he stems his courage from his buoyant wig. Some cultures believe that if you shave a man’s head, he will lose his strength. Ummm….?

Back from the infirmary, Ron Calow pushes his way to the front via a no-holds barred attack on everything in sight. A frantic flurry of fast ollies and rapid fire tricks will blow you away here. Lock away the women and hide the sheep because Ronnie’s back!

Another Aussie cadet steps up and proves his worth by taking a few nasty spills on his way to martyrdom. Rhys Grogan is a young upstart that looks like a neat investment for the future of Death Skateboards. Back on native soil though, cyberspace degenerate Moggins, the mispelt yoof of Horsey and Wag, and Welsh wonder Jimmy McNair take care of the rough terrain as they scout towards the future.

Darkman Nic Zorlac is a smart man that rallies other troops including Mark Munson and John Cattle aboard the urethane train to shred huge concrete bowls and peculiar asphalt oddities. Plus, a healthy handful of friends are present to support the Darkman’s conquest. Nic marches upon the hate mongerers with fervour as he plans to slashgrind and wallride the enemies’ tombstones.

Talking of tombstones, the vertical necrophile Lee Blackwell rides his transition night and day, summoning the demonic figures of his tattooed body to give him power to take flight. The scores of innocent gothic maidens await their sacrifice from the Caligula of coping.

Alas, the madness of it all is resumed by the presence of Dan Cates: A lunatic who pays homage to the late-great magic of previous interns like Simon Woodstock and Ken Dodd. Dan Cates is the man of the hour that will skate anything and everything so long as it’s fun. Like Hunter S. Thompson said, “Just another of God’s failed prototypes- too weird to live yet too rare to die…”

Behind all the fear and angst that Death can create, there is someone that holds down the reigns and smiles at the grannies whilst the rest of the team pillage the village for spots. Mark Nicholson is of no relation to Jack, but judging by the way he is at ease with all terrain and all disciplines of the four-wheeled steed, the is no doubt Mark is a wiley youth. Don’t let the smile and Fabio mop fool you.

Finally, Richie Jackson! Whatever drugs this Australian hippie is taking must be the good ones because his body can control a board like no other. The Wallie champ in his suede clarks has sparked a fire within the empty creative hole of everyday skateboarding that cannot and should not go out.

Has this been a long-winded diatribe? Could I have spared the adjectives and used bullet points? I don’t know… What I do know is that Death is a unique gang of friends that love skateboarding and step as far away as they can from the herd in the pursuit of kicks. You could turn the soundtrack of Idle Racer, Siouxsie Sioux, Depeche Mode and the Dead Kennedys right down, but the images would still blow you away. Skateboarding like this is a rare thing, so take note.

For the record, this DVD is just £5 from all good skate shops, go to www.deathskateboards.com for all team related info

Ralph Lloyd-Davis
12/01/2006

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The Library

Bomb The Suburbs

William Upski Wimsatt
Soft Skull Press

If I had to review this book in just one sentence, I’d say simply this: It’s the best book I have ever read. However, clearly I shouldn’t just leave it there, I should go into detail about just how much I liked this book, and what an impact it had at the time it was first released and its subsequent re-birth when it was reprinted.

Upski, it says on the back cover’s blurb is the “only down white boy in hip-hop” according to Cashus D of the Zulu Nation and it is obvious that Upski does know exactly what he’s talking about. A white boy growing up in Chicago, he decided at a young age that hanging out with the black community would be cool, and became a [graffiti] writer. His tales in this book cover the state of graf, the community it surrounds and embraces, hitch-hiking across America, b-boying, rapping and everything else that you might think hip hop involves and even things that you don’t.

At the start of the book, he warns the reader that this won’t be a well organised book and indeed it is set out as somewhat of a fanzine, with chapters starting halfway down a page and sometimes completely changing the subject. But you never get the impression that things don’t fit together perfectly, it really does read seamlessly and that’s down to Upski’s flow, which is as familiar and warm as your best friend, but as informative and educational as a lecture.

It’s not just Upski’s narrative in this book either, there are interviews with writers, rappers, and even a homeless Chicago native which gives the book so much depth, because the words come from those who have lived what they speak of. He includes letters that he wrote to editors of magazines and stories of people that ran with him back in the day and it is this personal spine running through the book that gives it the edge over other more rigid books I’ve read on the subject.

The opinions in this book over the state of hip hop and the sorry decline into gangster rap still stands true today despite the original copy being published over 10 years ago. And because it stands the test of time, you can be sure that what you’re reading is important and should be consumed as quickly and as readily as possible. This book is a must buy, without a shadow of a doubt.

Abjekt

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Skateboarding News

No hablo ingles, muchacho.

Sometimes skaters are nothing but a herd of senseless sheep. If it isn’t our coordination in the wardrobe apartments, it’s the spots we choose to skate. Barcelona got a proper rinsing recently and since then the finger has pointing North, South, East and West in search of the guilty culprit. Newsflash: We’re all to blame for the downfall of Barca and the risk of impending fines!

Anyway, take it back to the roots lady boys and remember when we used to skate wherever, whenever we wanted regardless of the law. Just respect the locals! And if you don’t know where to go, click on www.skatebarcelona.com

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Skateboarding News

MJ wins Trick of the Year

Chocolate Skateboards pro Marc Johnson won the 2005 Trick of the Year competition here at Crossfire. Voters visiting this site decided he won hands down for his perfecty controlled manual tre flip out filmed in Barcelona.

MJ’s steez had more sting than runner up Manuel Margrieter whose killer instinct provided a kickflip backside blunt slide at speed and also had legs on Brandon Biebel whose nollie bs tail on a famous Barca table won over the votes to come third.

Your votes assured a tie for 4th place for a Paul Regan switch tre flip to bolts special and also Patrick Scheepers incredible switch nose slide shuv switch nose up the Moorgate step-up ledge.

In other Chocolate related news, UK skaters will be happy to know that a Chocolate Tour DVD titled Hittin’ Britain and Oui Will Rock You documenting the teams European antics from last year is scheduled to come free with a future copy of Sidewalk Magazine. The DVD will also feature the Yes We Canada DVD with the Girl Skateboards team.

Look out for updates on www.sidewalkmag.com

We await a personal response from Marc on the news of his win but in the meantime for all Chocolate related updates (and those amazing new red radios) go to www.chocolateskateboards.com and the mothership over at www.crailtap.com

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Skateboarding News

Movin’ and bruisin’

News just in that Adam Dyet has taken his backside noseblunts over to Darkstar Skateboards, whilst Gailea Momolu ditched Globe for a pair of Osiris. Can you do that..?

I think this has been mentioned before, but Tosh Townend has left Emerica in search of a sole (Ha!) over at Element Shoes.Is Element taking a leaf out of IKEA’s book..?

John Igei didn’t want to get jiggy (Promise it’s the last stupid pun!) with Harold Hunter anymore, and decided to stick to his SF roots by hooking up with OG underground company Western Edition. By the way- Igei’s from Washington DC originally.

Oh, and Kris Markovich quit Blind. Some things never change…

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Skateboarding News

The Empire Strikes Back!

Look out for a new distribution company coming out of the States – Empire Distribution. The man in the dark suit and flappy cape will be played by Greg Carroll, whilst the grey fatigues are donned by Justin ‘Ears’ Williams. Expect them to tempt you with the ‘force’ of Uxa Clothing, masterkush bushings, Diamond hardware, Fillmore Wheels and the aptly named new truck company Force Trucks.

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Skateboarding News

We’re all going on a Summer holiday!

Start thinking about booking tickets for Lille, France, anytime between the 12th April to 2nd July because a big Skate Fest is being organised for your pleasure. Lille already boasts a mental street park and indoor park, but things will become even more tempting when the Beautiful Losers, Side Effects of Urethane, Fred Mortagne – photographer, and various bands put up shop to perform demos and shows.

More info at www.exposkate.com – Good stuff.

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Music News

Drowned in Sound launch new radio podcasts

One of the best UK indie magazines Drowned In Sound have just launched their first radio shows through their website over at www.drownedinsound.com.

The site has been going strong for the last 5 years and added a great record label to it’s structure and has always supported us here at Crossfire along the way. You can now download the first hour long show via podcasting on i-Tunes weekly featuring music from the likes of Neutral Milk Hotel, Cat Power and At the Drive-In, whilst discovering Jeniferever, Semifinalists and lots more from www.drownedinsound.com/radio