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Buzz Chart

Proclamation

This is the 2nd full-length release from Spanish nutcases Proclamation. They rule…I dunno if they are black war or death metal, but what I do know is both of their albums are amazing. Messiah Of Darkness And Impurity is seriously heavy. The riffs are killer and you get nothing short of total war brutality from this release brought to you courtesy of the impressive Nuclear War Now Records who have packaged this album for $5 alongside an amazing Vinyl version that comes with crazy photo’s and other stuff that really stops you from wanting to download this. Take note you bunch of tits who believe “the record industry is dead” – no, commercial music is dead, metal is so dead it lives and breathes.

I really wanna see this band live, they’re in the same sort of vein as Revenge or Blasphemy so I imagine they kill it, or you. The song titles are correct, you don’t get much better than ” Unholy Wine of Fornication” and you will will have to look far and wide to find another band that huck more bullet belts than Rambo. If you don’t like this album or think its too heavy you’re a fucking fanny and know nothing about metal. This is what metal is all about….they’re so sick. Go on the internet and buy it now!!! NOW!!!

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Interviews

Maria Falbo – Interview

The first time I met this girl was on a photo shoot some 5 years ago down at Lloyds in Bristol. I was quickly impressed by her smooth skate style and wardrobe to match. As a student in fashion although I’m not sure on the XXXL hoodies that she assured me as a point of view from a fashion students were definately all the rage.

On the 8th of March 2008 she joined fellow sponsored skaters such as Lucy Adams to teach at Projekts Skatepark in Manchester in aid of National Women’s day. Jenna Selby caught up with Maria Falbo at this event to find out more.

Hey Maria, hope you’re good, break us in gently can you just give us a quick synopsis of how long you’ve been skating and the range of sponsors you have as I know there are a few.

Urmm 5 or 6 years-ish. On and off, mostly off in winter. I’m a summer person, winter upsets me greatly. My sponsors are Nikita Clothing, Rockstar Bearings, Rogue Skateboards and Vestal Watches (flow.)

Blimey, how did they come about…have people seen you skating or you just happened to be in the right place at the right time – or were you just generally pimping your wears?

All of the above I guess! Secret recipe!

Skating for Adrian Lopez’s Rockstar Bearings must be a good hook up. I hear he flies all his Euro riders out to the States for various tours?

Not actually met him yet, but he seems like a hero. He’s always keen on pushing girl skaters, and brings them together. The team is sick; I really like what they’re doing with the whole Rockstar thing.

Have you been on any tours yet or are there any plans to go over this year?

I was supposed to go to New York last year but festivals cropped up and took over my summer. I’m going for all of July this year. Think all of the girls are gonna be over there. I really can’t wait. Were filming for a girl’s video that Rockstar will be releasing in the future. Good times.

A Lo does seem to be representing some of the best female skaters in the world on his ‘Chicas’ team – Evelien Bouilliart, Louisa Menke and Lauren Mollica to name but a few. Have you had a chance to skate with any of them yet?

I’ve skated with Evie and Louisa before at various places. Not met the US girls yet though. Keen!

Skating with Evelien must really push you to try crazier stuff as she is actually crazy herself!

She is. I love her. One of my favourite people. Always up for a good time, and always gnarly. Big love ‘lil one‘.Haha!

She put me in a headlock after the Girl Skate Jam once and although she’s tiny she’s bloody strong…can you dish the dirt on her super powers?

Lots of cereal. She loves it.

Nikita, another big sponsor, that team really seems to be taking off this year.

Yeah, Nikita are so good, they are really on it this year. The brand is just getting better and better. Super stylish. I think it’s gonna blow up soon. The deal… they give me clothes and motherly support, thanks Claire and Michelle. In return I have to do some competitions and just wear it as much as I can. Pose here and there, you know.

I hear they’ve set you up for a front cover of Cooler mag in the next few months, that’s pretty exciting…

Yes an example of how they are on it. They are really pushing the brand and the riders. I don’t really know much about it, but think it’s out in July. I’m really stoked about it.

They also sponsored the Girls comp at Projekts in Manchester on the 8th March.

I think the competition is really good for promoting the girls skate scene. Literally all of the UKs girl skaters came up for the weekend, loads of fun.

It was to represent international women’s day was it not?

Yes yes, spice girls – girl power. Girl DJs and all- Natalie Esquire & Squirt. Lots of girly support too.

You offered skate coaching there?

Yeah, a few of us did some coaching before the competition. Girls of all ages can come along and play and get taught for free. All quite chilled, fun and games.

£300 squids for first place right?

It was good money for a girl’s competition. New clothes!

It’s all about the hips for you at the mo?

It’s all about the hips, lips and tits! Maybe some grinders on the rail would be nice. I have the fear of them though.

Skating wise, you’ve got the slick style which surely will help your cause; does that take many hours of practice? Do I really?!

I think it’s really important to make tricks look nice. If it feels horrible and sketchy then I just won’t do it until it feels better. Bad attitude I guess. And that’s the fun part after you’ve learnt something, giving it style.

Although Projekts is your local and your current abode is Manchester living the high life studying fashion, you weren’t always a northern lass you actually grew up in a little place called Sherborne, Dorset – known best for where Tara Palmer -Tomkinson went to school!

Yeah, I’m a southerner at heart, I love Manchester though. Top city…it’s got it all. My heart is in Manchester’s Plattfields park, my true local. Big up platys crew.

I hear it’s pretty ghetto though in Sherborne…you only had like 2 servants instead of the standard 4.

What Sherborne?! Yeah you can’t go out without bullet-proofs. Hardcore. Not at all. It’s just a lil old town full of (gold plated) charity shops and (rich) old people.

What could have enticed you to start skating in such a small place full of posh people?

They opened a new park, and everyone at school bought boards and started skating. Good old days. Straight after school we’d go to the park till it got dark and learn everything together.

It must have been a fairly close-knit skate community down there, do you miss it?

Yeah, it is dying out now though. Everyone grew up and moved away. RIP Sherborne Skatepark massive.

How’s the scene compared to Manc – not scale wise but parks and general spots?

A lot smaller, the parks are usually all metal, and street spots are quite rare. Manchester has a massive scene.

Did you find you would learn a different type of trick down there to Manchester because of the spots on offer?

Yeah I guess so, the parks here are so different and people learn different tricks. Manchester seems to have a very distinct style too. Lazy arms…

How do you think your skating has developed, style and trick wise since the move?

I skate different things now, and bigger things. Central Skatepark has made me skate faster and bigger. It’s good to skate wood rather than metal. Last year I started to skate a lot more mini too.

I guess you were also less likely to get busted so more street skating available?

What at home? No one really skated street at home, apart from car parks at night or when it was wet. We used to sometimes go to Bristol at the weekends. Little treat on the train.

You’re currently studying Design Management for Fashion Retail at the moment, are you hoping to work in the skate industry eventually or move further into the fashion field?

I’m not sure; I guess something skate related would make sense. I’d love to work in design or merchandising. Who knows?

Are there any companies lined up to work for?

I have a year out of uni next year to do work experience. I’m planning to work with Nikita for some it and then I’m going to Barcelona for 6 months to work for a designer. I’m really excited about it all.

As we near to the end of the interview, perhaps you would be so kind as to help out all those young skaters worried about making a serious faux pas next in next season’s fashion. As a fashion stylist of the future perhaps you could help them discern between the 5 following items:

1: Pink skinny jeans or baggy bloomers blader?
Style pink skinnies I say

2: Psychedelic leggings or new rave tank top?
New raves come and gone. Some tye dye leggings.. Go wild.

3: Granny aerobic trainers or your little brothers P.E. plimsolls?
Granny trainers for sure…Rob them!

4: Turbans or flat peaks?
Pink wig.

5: Bum bags or briefcase?
Brown paper bag. Save the planet.

So there you go kids, straight from the Spaghetto child’s mouth, follow this advice and you’ll never go wrong…Cheers Maria,any last words?

Yeah, cheers to: Copson Street, Plattfields crew, Lottie and Elly, my cat Rocco, Lauren Rose Lavender Wilson. Bitches, hoes & bros.

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Skateboarding News

Friday Fun

Check out the Master of Disaster and the Alba Brothers skating Pipeline Skatepark in Upland. ‘Aqua marine haired punk’…gotta love the roots.

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Music News

New Santogold video

Santogold will be releasing L.E.S. Artistes as a single.

The song was previously released on a limited 12″ with Creator but will now see an official release in preparation for her album Santogold, out on May 12th. The album features MC Spank Rock and has production from the likes of Switch and Diplo. Santogold will also be playing London’s Scala on June 3rd. Check out the video for L.E.S. Artistes below:

www.myspace.com/santogold

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Skateboarding News

Dudes, dudes, dudes

No, not Abjekt’s favourite subject matter, but the new video from DVS, which will be available free on May 5th at your local skateshop and on the front cover of Sidewalk.

Dude, Dudes, Dudes will be featuring the likes of Mark Baines, Zered Bassett, Jeron Wilson, Paul Shier, Steve Berra, Torey Pudwill, Andrew Brophy, Kerry Getz, Daewon Song, and loads more, you can see the full line-up at www.dvsskate.com

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Music News

The Metros single and tour news

The Metros will be releasing a new single in June.

The band’s new single, Last Of The Lookers, which was produced by Ian Dury’s son Baxter, will be out on June 2nd and the band will be supporting it with a tour in May. You can see them at the following dates as well as the Camden Crawl on April 18th:

1st – Newcastle Academy 2
3rd – Leeds Faversham
4th – Middlesbrough Arena
5th – Glasgow King Tuts
6th – Dundee Fat Sam’s
8th – Preston 53 Degress
10th – Manchester Roadhouse
11th – Birmingham Bar Academy
12th – Norwich Waterfront
13th – Nottingham Bodega
16th – Tunbridge Forum
17th – Oxford Academy 2
19th – London Dingwalls
20th – Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms
21st – Cardiff Clwb Ifor Bach
23rd – Colchester Arts Centre
24th – Hull Welly
27th – Liverpool Sound City
28th – Bristol Thekla
29th – Northampton Roadmender
30th – Leicester Sumo

www.themetros.com

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Skateboarding News

Matix in Hawaii

The Matix team recently took a trip to Hawaii, with Torey Pudwill, Mike Anderson, Van Wastell, and Kristian Bomholt going along to soak up some sun and skate.

You can see the footage from the trip if you click right here

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Music News

+44 working on new album

+44 are working on their new album.

The band, who were rumoured to be splitting up, have issued a statement through frontman Mark Hoppus saying:

“For everyone like me who has been wondering what’s going on with the +44’s, here’s the deal. This whole time we’ve been continuing to write and demo ideas on our own. The only thing is we’ve been waiting for the label to fund the recording, and this just came through.

I understand everyone wondering what’s the deal, and believe me a lot has happened that I haven’t posted the minutia of…thanks for the support and interest and know that we’re here working as always, and as always we’re creative people with a lot of ideas and energies. But nothing is closer to our hearts than recording our own music.”

www.plusfortyfour.com

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Music News

FFAF play UK dates

Funeral For A Friend have announced some headline dates.

The band will be hitting four venues in June and July with In Case Of Fire. The dates are:

June

30th – Academy 3, Manchester

July

1st – King Tuts, Glasgow
2nd – King’s College, London
4th – TJ’s, Newport

www.ffaf.co.uk

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Music News

Brian Jonestown hit the UK

The Brian Jonestown Massacre have announced plans for a UK tour.

Anton Newcombe’s rollercoaster ride will be playing the dates below, as well as a set at the Glastonbury Festival this year:

June

29th – Academy, Oxford
30th – Sugarmill, Stoke

July

1st – Academy 2, Manchester
2nd – Roadmenders, Northampton
9th – Academy 2, Birmingham
10th – Rescue Rooms, Nottingham
11th – Cockpit, Leeds
15th – Canteen, Barrow-In-Furness
16th – Forum, London

www.brianjonestownmassacre.com