‘Fermat’s Room‘ is a diluted Spanish version of ‘Cube‘. Four mathematicians are bought together by an unknown outsider ‘Fermat‘, with the goal of solving the most difficult enigma ever set.
The individuals all experts in their relative fields are invited to a room in a disused warehouse in the middle or nowhere. Here they are challenged to complete puzzles in order to prevent the room walls from closing in and killing them all.
So do these four brilliant brains crack the enigma? Well this is where the film starts to become a bit tedious and predictable. Gradually and weakly the story unfolds, creating minuscule amounts of tension which are unfortunately over acted and wrapped in a sort of unnecessary murder mystery cliché. This is unfortunate because we see good murder mystery on television practically every day, I mean look at ‘Jonathan Creek’, ‘Miss Marple‘ and ‘Poirot‘, you’d think Spain would have an equivalent televised production.
Even the puzzles that are set out for the “great minds” are ones we’re all familiar with, it never feels as clever or puzzling or even simple as it should be. Which means that all the possible tension that should be building never really does. Even after we work out what’s going on (pretty early in) it seems all too average, the ending becomes more disappointing as we realise that actually, there is nothing more to the puzzle than an overly basic whodunit, in fact, there was no real puzzle to begin with.
I found that one of the film’s key problems was that you just don’t care about the characters, which is why the inevitable unveiling lacked the tension and dramatic impact these films require. ‘Fermat’s Room’ just feels like a tired mash-up of a ‘Miss Marple’ meets (the brilliant) ‘Cube’. It would be better suited as a one off television drama, as it’s not as exciting or as clever as it thinks it is and is essentially sub-par ‘Jonathan Creek’.
Taken from their debut album, ‘Adult Nights’, California On My Mind is an irresistible taster from New Hampshire band Wildlight. Having supported Arcade Fire and LCD Soundsystem the band have been making a name for themselves over the last year, topped off with winning Outstanding Rock Out at the Boston Music Awards, and its little wonder with tracks like this.
Wonderfully raspy vocals filter through upbeat sunshine fuelled guitars that almost mask the hate filled lyrics by Jordan Alexander. The ‘fuck today…fuck San Francisco…fuck California’ venom is masked behind the bouncing bass line, addictive melody and the sauntering harmonica that has a wonderfully 70’s vibe. The vocal harmonies layer beautifully alongside a great guitar sound, resulting in a wonderfully catchy track.
Having known each other since childhood the band members have played in various other acts (including a stint in an earlier incarnation of Arcade Fire by Tim Kyle) and no member has a decisive role in the band. In this instance we’re treated to Alexander’s endearing vocals, but they switch and change throughout the album. ‘California on My Mind‘ is the perfect introduction from a band who are well worth a listen.
I don’t know about you but am I am crazy about all things supernatural and paranormal; ghosts, possessions, haunted houses, aliens and everything that goes bump in the night. So when the opportunity arose to see two of the most well know supernatural flicks out in the open at Somerset House and talk to horror experts and noted writers Anne Billson, Christopher Fowler and Alan Jones about their love of horror in a discussion called ‘No One Can Hear You Scream‘, I couldn’t resist the occasion.
When it comes to the horror genre, what is it that we love so much about it? What makes the films so terrifying, enjoyable and enthralling that no matter how frightened, shocked and disgusted we are by what we see, we cannot help but continue to watch. For the three mentioned horror fanatics above, the genre played such a large part in their lives growing up that they made careers out of discovering more about it.
For internationally renowned reporter on all things horror and science fiction Alan Jones, like many of us, it was the first horror film he saw that “embalmed” him into the genre and encouraged him to seek out similar films, to the disapproval of his parents. “My parents hated me to see horror films. Back then they couldn’t understand it. I have seen so many landmark movies like Rosemary’s Baby that I’ve had life changing experiences. I love the sadistic side of horror.” For distinguished journalist and film critic Anne Wilson, it was the TV showings of horror films and magazines that first grabbed her attention. “I grew up watching TV through the 1960’s. The first time I saw Dracula was on an episode of Dr Who. I read a lot of cinema magazines to find out about horror.” Novelist Chris Fowler found his first love of the genre through sequels, the thing dreaded by many nowadays. So whether your first taste was on the big screen, small screen or through the pages of a magazine the one thing we all have in common is that once we see a film and fall for the genre, we desperately need to see more.
When looking at what makes the genre so attractive and compelling to watch, and discussing our favourite horror film and the reasons behind why we adore the flick there are usually so many different answers. Some typical responses would be that horror films need just the right amount of blood, just enough violence, the occasional twist to keep viewers interested as well as credible and appealing characters. Most importantly, horror films need to be able to make a viewer feel something; whether it be making us scared, anxious or for Alan Jones, a film should be able to “bring back emotions forgotten” like Martyrs did for him.
Anne believes horror films should be able to give you goose pimples, like the Asian horror films did for her, while Chris believes a good tragedy is always effective. He also feels the locality of a film can be meaningful, something happening on your own doorstep. When Raw Meat first met his eye “I had to go to Russell Square Station“. It is films like this and Creep that bring the horror elements a little closer to home.
Like many of us, Alan wants “to see things I’ve never seen before“. This is something that is getting harder to accomplish in the film market. Yet according to Anne, Let The Right One In was able to do this for her. No matter what factors it is about horror that you adore and cannot get enough of, more often than not you have to see ten bad horror movies to be able to enjoy one extremely worth while good one.
We all appreciate films in different ways and Anne is one critic that can understand this better than anyone. “The Thing was the first film in ages that terrified me. I thought I would have to leave the cinema. I wasn’t a full time critic at the time, but had to ask myself if I had seen the same film as the critics as they hated it.” But that is the great thing about horror fanatics, and Alan agrees “what separates horror fans, is that if someone says it’s (a horror film) horrible, we still have to see it for ourselves.” The great thing about horror is that what may appeal to one person, will not necessarily be the aspect that someone else is looking for. Some of you may love a good torture flick, others want surprises and jumps, others the gore factor is what will satisfy your appetite.
When discussing one of the films from the screening, Ridley Scott’s Alien, we were all in agreement that this was a film of its time. Upon its release back in 1979 it became a sensation, spawning a successful Hollywood Sci-fi franchise. Chris explains, “even though I worked on it (on set), I didn’t know anything about it. They withheld everything. You went to a screening knowing only that it would be a sci-fi film“. Alan continues by explaining that it “shocked everyone. It’s regarded as a movie landmark. I knew the producer and was desperate to see it. The expectations were staggering.” At the time of release, Anne considered seeing it as a “right of passage. There was an amazing buzz. The trailer was terrifying and never gave anything away.” Alien proved to be pioneering, as it was the first of its kind to feature a strong female heroine, Ripley (Sigourney Weaver). The depiction of this character as fearless made a significant impression, particularly in futuristic science fiction.
Poltergeist was the second film of the evening and was produced in the 1980s, in part by Steven Spielberg. Back when it was first released, it was a film that gave an audience a fright through something spectators hadn’t seen before with a mix of scares, shocks and scenes that were a little gross. Even after all the horror that we have seen in today’s cinema, bones and rotting corpses jumping out from underneath your house and such a young child communicating with another plane of existence still sends a shiver down your spine. For those of you, like myself, that believe in ghosts, we all know that they come in all shapes and sizes. Most are pleasant and wouldn’t hurt a soul. They are beings that like to play small tricks on people, just to let everyone know they are there. Then there are malevolent spirits, poltergeists, which aim to be spiteful and vicious towards anyone in the surroundings; this is the case with Poltergeist.
This event at Somerset House in conjunction with Bafta as part of Film4’s Summer Screen program is one experience that cannot be described. The ‘No One Can Hear You Scream‘ talk was a great opportunity to discuss a genre I adore and the reasons why so many other people adore it. You come to realise how the genre has changed over the years, and if it has made such an impact on you as it did for Alan Jones, Anne Billson and Christopher Fowler, you can really make a name for yourself discussing and writing about things that you love.
As for the screenings, sitting outside in central London on a summer’s evening is the only way to watch horror films, and in the company of some many others makes the experience even more memorable, and an experience I certainly recommend for next year. If horror doesn’t tickle your taste buds don’t worry as other evenings look into other films and genres so there will always be something to entertain.
To be a fan of films that deal with the supernatural, you don’t have to believe in other worlds, spirits and evil beings; you just have to have an open mind. If you are desperate for more horror than your stomach could handle, Frightfest is back this year running from 27th to 31st August 2009. You can find out more here.
Words Jacob Sawyer
Group photo: Andy May
All other photos/sequence by Smay
Footage feat Matt Hill, Elliot Rowe and Jerry Wilson thanks to AD @ Drawing Boards.
My first memory of skateboarding took place in Bromley. Two kids were weaving in and out of pedestrians on old plastic boards outside of Allders.
It looked like the funnest thing ever, the only time I’d seen a skateboard before that it was ridden by Snoopy in a Peanuts book. When I got my first board in the post from my uncle I spent every waking hour in the carpark/Market by my house.
A few years later, first board in hand my dad took me to a mini ramp built on wasteland which is now a police station. This was behind Skate City which was an institution integral to skateboarding in the Borough we grew up in. Around the time of this ramp Bromley had a checkout in R.A.D magazine.
The mini ramp existed in different incarnations at different times. When this one was destroyed a new one was built in Churchill gardens. This was frequented by many people I still know today. Dave Minns, Andy May, John Foster, Steve Neale, Simon Jones, Jon Laidlow, Andy Skinner, Andy Dale, Danny Mody. I apologise now for any names that aren’t mentioned. I considered running nothing more than a list of names but settled on some kind of narrative.
Aged 10, Skate City club membership card and 29p Sainsbury’s coke in hand I met a young Ben Dominguez down there. We skated some street spots together after a kid tried to steal my Airwalk hat. Twenty years later and we’re still skating Churchill gardens together, who’d have thunk it? This ramp was burnt down and years later Ian Felton who ran Skate City raised funds for another mini again behind the shop.
During the period where no ramp existed we would all skate the banks, rails, stairs and benches dotted around. Most frequently sessions occurred in the Glades underground carpark. Some nights as many as ten of us would be down there to be joined by maybe that many again from a Croydon convoy. We would skate down there for hours. Mostly skate missions were further afield in the daytime, London or Croydon bound. There was certainly a time in my life where not an evening went past that I wasn’t in that carpark.
The ramps that existed behind Skate City drew a lot of people. When Ewan Bowman was living at Shier’s house the two of them would often visit as would Mark Skinner, Peter Lee, Rayman and Lee Stewart. Lee would do two foot high melons. I remember Shier and Skinner following each other as fast as they could. Backside grind, backside grind, backside grind.
At some point Skinner decided it was a good idea to turn frontside into Shier’s oncoming backside grind. Headbutt! Ben dropping in on a 6ft high vert extension (plank of wood) is another good memory. He dropped in on rollerblades to face plant once too, constant comedy. When these ramps were no longer a constant scene of good folk splintered as is often the case. I’m happy to report that many of my friends who spent some years away from skating are again doing it all the time.
It was amazing the Boxing Day just gone when Nathan organised a skate at Churchill Gardens. Serious crew showed up. As you’ll see from the photo it was peppered with faces old and new. Finally there is a park of sorts just behind these banks, this crew shot was a premonition of something to come. Since it’s been built serious visitors have passed through. Jerome Campbell, Neil Smith, Colin Kennedy, Lucien Clarke, Chris Ault, Casper Brooker and Jerry Wilson. I’ve been spending some time down there skating the ledges and it’s amazing seeing a new crew and solid scene emerging. If the rumour I heard last night is true, this will only get stronger.
It wouldn’t be right to have this printed and not thank the following not mentioned within without whom the days past would be nothing: Neil Hamed, Paul Kerekgyarto, Simon Ricci, Matt Janes, Fungus, Matt Wilson, Robert Grace, Robert Belcher, Alex “Brindle” Johnson, Rob Stevens, Adam Willis, Dan Callow, Matt Hilder, Richard Tavner ,Ralf Hilder, Andy Bedford, Dominic Marley, Billy Waite, Riaz Donaldson, John Nolan, John Davis aka Gwobtest, Darren Hopper, German Tom. Also thanks to the crew keeping it friendly in the tennis courts – Max, Nathan, Benji, Will, Nick, Law, Harry, Dr Creature who is off to Portland whose name always escapes me and anyone I forgot. Enjoy the footage!
New York’s Goes Cube recently released one of the most glorious and triumphantly loud records Crossfire has heard this year.
Without having yet stepped on British soil they’ve deservedly caught the attention of the rock press with their “dizzying and unexpected drum fills, bizarrely and lowly-tuned guitars, and unrelenting bass”. Crossfire’s Trotty P caught up with Guitar/Vocalist David Obuchowski to get the low down and find out exactly what the bizarrely named trio are all about…
Who are Goes Cube? What kind of music do you play?
Goes Cube is a band from New York (Brooklyn). We play heavymusic. People say it’s a mixture of metal, punk, hardcore, post rock, and artsy stuff. We don’t disagree. The record that was just released, Another Day Has Passed, has all those elements. Our next record probably will, too, but it’s also going to be much heavier and faster.
It’s an obvious one, but why are you called Goes Cube?
Goes Cube means Go Die. How? Technology…
Talking of cubes, what do you think about scientists genetically modifying tomatoes to be cubes so they pack easier? Do you care?
Are you kidding? That’s pretty weird. They ought to genetically modify them (and other fruits/vegetables) to not hurt people who have Crohns disease. I miss salad.
How did you come together and what were your intentions when you started the band?
The band started in 2003. It was founded by me (David, guitar, vocals) and Matthew Frey (bass). He recently left the band (the record release showwas also his farewell show) and is now running marathons. We had a drum machine. Matt never played a bass in his life. My concept of playing bass was “play exactly what I am playing, but instead of chords, play the root notes.” So I’d show him where the root notes were. From there, Matt developed his own style of playing that I can honestly say I’ve never heard before. He didn’t do many fills, but it was constant and his tone was brutal. From the get-go, we set out to make punishing music. We even called our drum machine “The Beating Machine.” It was all about being loud and aggressive. It was, on one hand, a reaction to a lot of shit being played (and still played) in New York at the time, and also a representation of more personal things.
Anyways, in terms of goals, this is where it gets interesting: Matt’s goals wereoriginally just to fuck around and have fun. Mine were much serious. I’d been playing in bands since I was 11 or 12, and had always felt that being in a band was supposed to be part of my life in a larger sense (not just a hobby). So when Matt and I started Goes Cube, I was already thinking about touring and putting out records. Matt tempered me. I like to think I motivated him. Matt ended up dedicating 6 years of his life to Goes Cube and playing bass—things that were originally just a hobby. He and I are still best friends. And now he’s in better shape than everyone, and he drinks just as much beer as the rest of us. Not cool.
So when did Kenny join up with you guys then?
Kenny joined the band in 2005, though his first show with us was in 2006. We’d just gotten to the point where the Beating Machine wasn’t doing nearly what we wanted it to. So we brought in Kenny who was back in my first band when I was 12 and he was 13. Kenny changed everything immediately. The world of Goes Cube changed literally overnight. All I can say is that Kenny is an insane drummer. Insane!
and Matt?
Matt Tyson, who runs the site EarFarm.com, took over Matt Frey’s place in May of 2009. Matt Tyson had been a longtime supporter of Goes Cube (EarFarm wrote about Goes Cube the day after Kenny’s first show), and he’d actually come on tour with us for 5 weeks to document our first cross country tour in 2007. Since then, he’d become a very close friend to all of us. So we asked him to join because we coudn’t picture having someone in the band who wasn’t a great friend.
You don’t sound much like a New York band. How do you fit into the scene there and how has it influenced you?
We don’t fit into the scene. I don’t even believe there is a scene. I believe there are a lot of pretentious and insecure people hanging around with other pretentious and insecure people, and they tell themselves that there’s a scene so they can all feel special and like they belong. I think these people wish it was the 80s, or at least wish it was back when the Strokes was still the second coming of rock and roll. I think being in New York is both an amazing thing, and also an awful thing.
There is opportunity in New York. And I do believe it forces you to work your ass off if you want to rise above. But for all the cultural diversity, it’s amazing how same-y the bands sound. And, you know what, the crowds seemed to love it like that. And the press.
Now, I will say, Kenny and I are from right outside of New York. We grew up listening to Quicksand and Sick Of It All, and shit like that. So I think there is some New York influence in our music, even if it’s not contemporary. But it also only accounts for a fraction of our sound.
What are your plans for the next year?
Our ideal plan for the next year would be to finish writing the record (it’s already about 70% written), tour a bit, play some great CMJ shows, record the new record, enjoy the holidays with family, then tour the UK and maybe other parts of Europe, come home to spend a bit of home time, then tour around SXSW like we do every year, then come home for a bit then have the record come out and do it all over again. I say that’s the idea because some of that stuff is already happening, and other stuff isn’t for sure.
Tell us 3 things we probably won’t know about Goes Cube…
1. We don’t smoke, nor do we use any drugs. We do drink, though, so YES you can buy us a beer or a whiskey. 2. We have self-booked every single tour we have ever taken. 3. We did actually exist and write music that sounded just like this before we’d ever even heard a note of Torche’s music.
What are your favourite songs from your own career and the inspiration behind them?
This is a hard question to answer because the music and the lyrics come from different places just about 99% of the time. So, for instance, one of our new songs is called “Property,” and it’s one of our most brutal and heavy songs. The inspiration for the music was that we, as a band, had been experiencing some frustrating shit, and fighting a lot (not with ourselves). I won’t go more into it. But the lyrics are really about my wife. It’s a love song using some of our own inside jokes. Though, it’s purposely written in a way that I think most people will take it as a commentary on materialism.
“Saab Sonnet” is on the record that’s out now. Musically, writing that song was as close to stream of consciousness as you can get in terms of writing structured music. Again, though, the lyrics were separate. Those were about a time in my life where I had sort of resigned myself to something, and told myself I had different goals than I really did. “Goes Cube Song 57” is kind of a favorite of ours, too. That oneis about someone cutting off their nose to spite their face. Someone told our drummer once that they were pissed that I wrote that song about them. I hadn’t, but as the old saying goes, if the shoe fits…
One of my favorite songs on Another Day Has Passed is “Bluest Sky.” The music was us really wanting to push ourselves (on ADHP, it’s the heaviest most brutal song; on the new record it would fit right in, and be one of the more tame songs if I had to guess). But the lyrics and title are kind of funny. We had just written the music, and we were pracitcing. I said, “OK, let’s play the newest guy.” Kenny said, “What’s it called? ‘Bluest Sky’?” I said, “Well it wasn’t, but it is now.” So that was the inspiration for the lyrics.
Lastly, there’s another new song called “The Homes Of.” I wrote the music and words together, and they’re very personal, though not in some kind of bad/deep-pain-only-I-can-understand way. I envision that when we record that song, there will be some guest vocals, and it’s looking like that guest is going to be a really amazing artist, someone we admire quite a bit. But it will also be quite the surprise.
Sounds exciting, we will await the news. OK let’s end on what 5 bands do you recommend we check out?
Jones Street Station (gorgeous, countryish, mellow rock), Hull (beyond epic metal), Giraffes (a way too catchy, way too fun blend of metal and 70s rock), Constants (gorgeous atmospheric melodic with bursts occasional bursts of metal), and oh…what the hell: Napalm Death. They’re pretty obscure. You’ve probably never heard of them. Also, check out Freshkills, Necropolis, Destructo Swarmbots, Paul Michel, Austerity Program, Red Beard, and Valient Thorr. And then go back and check out Gaunt and New Bomb Turks. Shit, I’m way over 5, aren’t I? Math was never my strong suit.
Head over to the band’s MySpace to hear the whole of ‘Beggars‘ right now. Following the super-early album-leakage debacle, you can now listen to it in its entirety with the band’s approval! All legal and everything. And the album will be available to buy digitally from next week.
Wall Street Riots release banging new single ‘One More Ride‘ on 7th September
They also play Upstairs At The Garage for their own ‘Riot House’ clubnight on 19th August so make sure you check out this young band’s stellar live show. The B-side to ‘One More Ride‘ is a remix by Lostprophet Ian Watkins’ ‘L’amour La Morgue’ sideproject. Check out one of Wall Street Riots’ friends talking on the subject of the band…:
Manchester Orchestra documented their recent time in the UK with a neat video that follows them behind the scenes on everyday touring life with soundchecking, hanging in hotels and the like. Check it out below.
Album ‘Mean Everything To Nothing‘ gets its full album release on 7th September in the UK and make sure you don’t miss the band at Reading and Leeds festivals at the end of the month!
The Gaslight Anthem have had an incredible year and it just won’t stop being incredible.
They won ‘Best International Newcomer’ at the Kerrang! Awards this week and are all set for their slot at Reading and Leeds later this month. The band will also release single ‘The Backseat’ on 21st September. In the meantime, check out the video for last single ‘The ’59 Sound’…:
The Stupids
The Underworld, London
Sunday, August 2nd
There are many people that get a little snooty about the Rebellion Festival – a three day punk festival in Blackpool that features almost entirely old and rapidly bloating and balding punk bands from around the world. Is Blackpool where the once youthful and vibrant spirit of punk goes to crawl away and die, or attempts to resurrect the spark that existed back in the day? Well yes, part of that may be true but one of the benefits of Rebellion is that despite the endless glut of dodgy reformed Oi bands and UK Subs sound-alikes, the promoters have in recent ears taken to attracting some legendary American hardcore bands that have in some instances never been to Europe before and without something like Rebellion, would never get to come to the UK.
And better still, most of these bands have fitted in extra shows around their Rebellion commitments so in recent days we’ve had a glut of great, classic US hardcore shows which can’t be a bad thing. Plus, it’s a known fact that old men play the best punk rock. Give it to kids and they think it’s all about screaming, metal riffs and competing to see how many tattoos they can get Mummy and Daddy to pay for.
Back in the eighties, The Stupids rather unexpectedly found themselves plastered all over the covers of the music press and the UK fell in love with their high-speed and utterly infectious brand of melodic skateboard propelled hardcore. Back with a new album twenty years later, they are now really starting to find their stride since first playing live again last year. With a few appearances under their belts now, they’re tightening up and getting faster and faster by the second. Singing drummer Tommy Stupid is a rapid blur of limbs at the back, constantly pushing the tempo to the max as guitarists Marty and bassist Ross hammer their riffs to each beat in quick succession. ‘So Much Fun‘ as the band themselves would say. So good to have them back.
The Adolescents are genuine American punk legends. Formed in California in 1980, their classic ‘blue’ album was a fundamental part of the L.A. punk sound that influenced and inspired all of the bands, as is often the way, that went on to be huge with someone else’s ideas. Take a bow Pennywise, Offspring and Bad Religion!
Back in the shit-stenched rot of the Underworld for the second time in the last couple of years (someone must be able to do something about that rotten smell in that venue, unreal!), The Adolescents (with most of their original line-up in tact) proceed to tear through a set of punk rock perfection that puts bands half their age to shame.
Frontman Tony Cadena prowls the state, spitting and snarling the lyrics to the likes of ‘Rip It Up‘, ‘No Way‘ and ‘Amoeba’ as the band detonate around him. On lead guitar they have Frank Agnew Jr, the son of original guitarist Frank Agnew, father and son ripping it up onstage together and Frank Jr is a joy to watch, bringing a burst of youthful energy to the band and showing off a naturally fluid punk rock guitar style that must be in the Agnew blood!
Amongst the barrage of classics, the band also played some tracks from their reunion album ‘O.C. Confidential‘ and also slammed through some fresh material from a forthcoming new album, proving that there is plenty of life in the old punks yet. Bloody marvellous!!