‘Harrison, where are these fucking reviews‘, yeah yeah I will have them done by Tuesday. This has been the start of all my conversation with the sarge for the last month. So, here it is. I’m typing this review fresh from a fact finding mission in Barcelona and here they are if you didn’t know already:
Fact 1 Drink Estelle Beer coz is cold and tastes good
Fact 2 Drink spirits in Spain as they just pour in the glass, no measure systems here.
Fact 3 Take your skateboard.
Fact 4 You must apply sun cream when skating in the summer.
Now we have covered the facts of Barca let’s cover the Stereo team board in as many stupid points as humanly possible, if you can think of more just email Zac a picture of your sister (if she is 18 or older) and I am sure he will get in touch.
The Stereo Deck Facts
1 Made of Wood
2 Team board graphic
4 Rides like dream.
5 Plenty of pop.
6 Could get you girls.
7 If you see another rider with the same board you could start a conversation with “Hey we got the same board”.
8 As we all know Stereo boards fill the slipstream of coolness, coz Jason Lee is Earl on TV. Right?
9 Benny Fairfax and Olly Todd both ride for them.
10 Jason Lee once turned up at my birthday party back in 92, after spotting my mini ramp from the street.
11 Can be used to break a car window if you get trapped in a car.
12 You get thrown out of your hotel for pissing of the balcony; you could keep warm by making a fire out of this prime maple (If you find yourself in this scenario, make sure you leave the trucks on as these are a conductor of heat so you can use these to cook up a few sausages on)
13 Fact ten is a lie, but I did have a mini you could see from the street.
14 Buy Stereo skateboards.
15 Never try to write loads of fact about a fucking skateboard.
MAIN FACT: Stereo skateboards rock and can be found at the Stereo Sound Agency
Harrison