For those of you familiar with this news column on a daily basis, you may or may not be familiar with who actually writes all this stuff.
Well, he was married to his lovely new wife Pauline this weekend and we send our congrats to the happy couple who threw a lavish do in Chelsea to celebrate their future together supplying us with champagne hangovers!
Please raise a glass to Ralph and Pauline Lloyd-Davis and if you are reading this Ralph, speed up that honeymoon as these guys need fresh news!