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Bobby Brown vs Al-Qaeda

Bobby Brown is planning very tight security on his upcoming tour in Australia because Osama Bin Laden has got beef with him.

Apparently Osama has an obsession with Brown’s ex-wife Whitney Houston and Brown has said he’d take a threat from him very seriously, adding:

“I figure if bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power”.

You crazy fucker Bobby.

Next week on Celebrity Beef – Meatloaf goes one on one with Robert Mugabe and Fidel Castro takes on Girls Aloud.