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Bill Cosby won’t rap

Bill Cosby has squashed rumours that he would release a rap album.

Reports earlier this week had claimed that the sitcom dad would be releasing a record of hip hop tunes called Cosby Narratives Vol. 1: State of Emergency. His longtime musical collaborator stated that Cosby had always known about hip hop’s potential, but the man himself came out and said:

“I do not rap on any of these things…I wouldn’t know how to fix my mouth to say some of the words.”

Reports have subsequently hit HQ that Abjekt is crying into his croissant at this news.